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5th Feb 2010 - 5:16pm
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Who went with you to Crufts?

pressed tightly togeather for several hours

 

5th Feb 2010 - 5:41pm
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Kaznkev wrote:

pressed tightly togeather for several hours


What happened when you went into the human flower press?


Answer:
I was told it was quite a lot less than exceptional

 

5th Feb 2010 - 8:05pm
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When you asked for advice on your profile what did they reply?


a gentle stroking motion

 

5th Feb 2010 - 8:31pm
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What is likely to create rigidity?

Kiss, lick, and suck, gently and softly

 

5th Feb 2010 - 10:57pm
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Who went with me, to the new film auditions for "Lassie"?
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Jelly.

 

6th Feb 2010 - 1:15am
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Imapleasantguy wrote:

Who went with me, to the new film auditions for "Lassie"?
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Jelly.


What happens if I mention Pamela Anderson??


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Pink Y-fronts ended up on the washing line!

 

6th Feb 2010 - 8:36am
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Have you seen my favourite undies?


Answer: A carpet.

 

6th Feb 2010 - 9:53am
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What are you shopping for?


eight

 

6th Feb 2010 - 9:57am
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How many can we fit in the room?


Answer: About 60 pairs plus one odd one.

 

6th Feb 2010 - 9:59am
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How many shoe do you have?


42

 

6th Feb 2010 - 10:09am
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What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?


Answer: 6 inches.

 

6th Feb 2010 - 10:31am
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What is the average size of a cock?
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Chicken

 

6th Feb 2010 - 10:46am
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What's a suitable alternative to a fleshlight?


Answer: Chocolate, strawberries and a nice Chianti.

 

6th Feb 2010 - 10:53am
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mancunian wrote:

What is likely to create rigidity?

Kiss, lick, and suck, gently and softly


no one else ansswered mancs icon_lol.gif

putting the tent up correctly


Any suggestions for our next meet?

 

6th Feb 2010 - 10:55am
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fluff_n_stuff wrote:

What's a suitable alternative to a fleshlight?


Answer: Chocolate, strawberries and a nice Chianti.




What shall i bring ?


Tickle my feet

 

6th Feb 2010 - 11:20am
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Where would you like me to start?


At the top.

 

6th Feb 2010 - 6:24pm
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where will a mountineer end up?

slowly and with great delicacy

 

6th Feb 2010 - 6:31pm
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How did he get over the glacier?

Black smoke.

 

6th Feb 2010 - 7:55pm
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What did Fred Dimbner end up with, to knock down his chimney stacks?
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Large erection.

 

6th Feb 2010 - 8:04pm
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What is the gherkin?


Answer: Disappointingly empty.