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19th Jul 2010 - 9:14pm
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How many marshmallows did you manage to fit in your mouth?

He rubbed it all over my body
 

 

19th Jul 2010 - 10:34pm
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Where is my after sun?



Sorry I can not use it, it's all sun burnt.
 

 

20th Jul 2010 - 5:28pm
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Can you roll your tongue?

On the top shelf
 

 

20th Jul 2010 - 9:58pm
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Where is the tea?



Just one sugar, ta.
 

 

20th Jul 2010 - 11:29pm
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You can choose one of these gorgeous women or you can have all three, please meet Demerera, Tate and Lyle



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You put the colon in the wrong place! icon_rolleyes.gif
 

 

21st Jul 2010 - 8:40pm
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How did my first operation as a junior doctor go madam?

yes, but stop nagging me!!
 

 

21st Jul 2010 - 8:54pm
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Can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now,


That was the worst explanation ever
 

 

21st Jul 2010 - 10:39pm
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You put the thingymajig into the dubryfurkin and then you pump in and out a bit until you cant physically do anymore .... dont let it pop though. So you you get how to pump up a bike tyre yet?



It went in the wrong hole!!
 

 

22nd Jul 2010 - 6:38am
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Why does she look so suprised

only once, and then it took some doing.
 

 

22nd Jul 2010 - 12:23pm
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Have you ever ran a marathon?

sweet and milky
 

 

22nd Jul 2010 - 3:26pm
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How do you like your tea ?


Dipping wet
 

 

22nd Jul 2010 - 5:06pm
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How do you feel now?



Just do it again.
 

 

22nd Jul 2010 - 6:30pm
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I finished painting the ceiling, is it ok?


I have the body for it!
 

 

22nd Jul 2010 - 8:21pm
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How would I know you're an olympic gynnast


A hod carriers mate.
 

 

23rd Jul 2010 - 7:48pm
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What's your ideal job?


My nails are wet
 

 

24th Jul 2010 - 7:55am
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Why are you waveing at me in that demented mannner?



not in public on the boat.
 

 

25th Jul 2010 - 8:58am
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Why cant i shag the captain?

ive lost the key
 

 

25th Jul 2010 - 10:13pm
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How do I release this chastity belt?

I hid it in my piggy bank
 

 

25th Jul 2010 - 10:25pm
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Where is the condom?




Sherlock Holmes
 

 

25th Jul 2010 - 10:31pm
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What's on?


as seen on the Muppet Show
 
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