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9th Aug 2010 - 11:27pm
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mancunian wrote:

Granted, but it's a fork lift truck that does the lifting.

I wish I could go day and night.


Theyre big but they aint that feckin big!! icon_lol.gif


Granted but without sleep you look tired and haggered and no one wants you icon_sad.gif

I wish all the bad luck I have would turn to good.
 

 

10th Aug 2010 - 1:07am
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Funlovers2009 wrote:

mancunian wrote:

Granted, but it's a fork lift truck that does the lifting.

I wish I could go day and night.


Theyre big but they aint that feckin big!! icon_lol.gif


Granted but without sleep you look tired and haggered and no one wants you icon_sad.gif

I wish all the bad luck I have would turn to good.


Granted,but good is a crap shag icon_lol.gif

i wish that all my friends could make it to my birthday party
 

 

10th Aug 2010 - 2:15pm
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Granted, but you can't make it.



I wish I was laying on some warm sand, with the hot sun on me and with waves lapping at my feet
 

 

10th Aug 2010 - 8:17pm
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Granted, you're on a small desert island which isn't very high and the tide is coming in.


I wish I was hung like a horse
 

 

10th Aug 2010 - 9:37pm
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Granted but you have just broken your leg in a race and are about to get shot.

I wish I could go to Kaz's party.
 

 

12th Aug 2010 - 9:33pm
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Granted , but ur twatnav takes u 300 miles the other way!


I wish i was 30 again !
 

 

14th Aug 2010 - 9:56pm
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Granted, but each year consists of 24 months.


I wish more naughty women lived closer.
 

 

15th Aug 2010 - 3:38pm
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Granted but you are now the only gay in the village!

I wish my kids were all at boarding school!!
 

 

15th Aug 2010 - 8:12pm
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Granted but you've gotta spend all your time with me icon_lol.gif

I wish I could walk on water.
 

 

15th Aug 2010 - 8:17pm
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Granted, but being Jesus you also have to feed the 5000 and cant have sex!!

I wish I was 21 again!!
 

 

15th Aug 2010 - 10:38pm
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Grsnted but its 21 stone...

I wish I could win a £1000000
 

 

16th Aug 2010 - 7:03am
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Granted, but it pays out in a strange pacific currency, sea shells.

I wish I could go to Funs and be fucked senseless.
 

 

16th Aug 2010 - 7:38pm
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mancunian wrote:

Granted, but it pays out in a strange pacific currency, sea shells.

I wish I could go to Funs and be fucked senseless.


Granted but you are fucked senseless and cant feel, smell, taste, see or hear anything!! (I'm that good) giggle.gif

I wish I'd taken the pill properly 13 year ago!! (Summer hols kill me) icon_lol.gif
 

 

17th Aug 2010 - 9:41am
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Granted, but ya forgot to take it 12 years ago ......... and 10 years ago ........... and 8 years ago .............. (summer hols still kill ya, only more so) icon_eek.gif


I wish it was warm enough to lay naked under the stars
 

 

17th Aug 2010 - 10:32am
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Granted but some thieving barstool has nicked your clobber and you now have to walk 3 miles naked down a very busy road to get home.

I wish I could find some way of having the windows open but the keeping the flies outside...
 

 

17th Aug 2010 - 1:14pm
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granted, the flies are ouside but all the spiders are inside!! scared.gif

I wish NVQ's had never been invented!!! banghead.gif
 

 

18th Aug 2010 - 10:25pm
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Granted but you will have to resit OLevels instead

I wish my neck would stop hurting
 

 

19th Aug 2010 - 6:42am
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Granted but the pain has moved south, you sooooooooo wish your neck hurt now.

I wish I had a cussy job
 

 

19th Aug 2010 - 7:39am
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Granted... but you are bored off your tits...

Wish our washing up fairy would hurry up...
 

 

19th Aug 2010 - 11:18am
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Autumnlovers wrote:

Granted... but you are bored off your tits...

Wish our washing up fairy would hurry up...


Granted,but in hurrying they chip everything.

i wish i hadnt drunk so much yesterday
 
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