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19th Aug 2010 - 3:47pm
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Granted, you are in hospital with dehydration.

I wish someone would come do my work for me!!
 

 

22nd Aug 2010 - 7:00pm
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Funlovers2009 wrote:

Granted, you are in hospital with dehydration.

I wish someone would come do my work for me!!


Granted,but its me,we spend all day shagging and you loose your job.

i wish i were naked,tied to the bed and being whipped right now.
 

 

22nd Aug 2010 - 9:11pm
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...but I you shag you as well.



I want to be with you.
 

 

22nd Aug 2010 - 9:34pm
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Granted but I am ill in bed and you have to look after my kids!! mwah ha ha ha ha!! icon_twisted.gif

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting icon_sad.gif
 

 

22nd Aug 2010 - 11:13pm
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Done, your shoulder no longer hurts but your knee does now.


I wish that the sun would shine once more.
 

 

23rd Aug 2010 - 12:35am
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Davesmith wrote:

Done, your shoulder no longer hurts but your knee does now.


I wish that the sun would shine once more.


Granted,but there is a massive heat wave and now everyone is moaning about the sun.

i wish i were outside making mad passionate love in the grass.
 

 

23rd Aug 2010 - 5:28pm
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Granted but the midges have got to you and you spend the next few days wishing you hadnt made mad passionate love on the grass!!

I wish the hair in certain delicate areas of my body would realise that they are not wanted and stop feckin growing back!!! icon_lol.gif
 

 

24th Aug 2010 - 10:30am
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Granted,all your hair falls out and now you are totally bald.

i wish i had won the lottery
 

 

24th Aug 2010 - 5:53pm
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Granted, you have won the Brazilian state lottery (funny that seems that you didnt even enter it) .... you have to give them all of your personal details to claim and they steal your identity.

I wish my headache would go away.
 

 

25th Aug 2010 - 8:26am
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Granted,a mad axe man has chopped your head off.

i wish my kids would stop fighting over the tv remote.
 

 

25th Aug 2010 - 12:42pm
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Granted, but now they fight over the computer and keyboard, worse yoou loose.


I wish Kylie Minogue was sat on my face.
 

 

26th Aug 2010 - 1:01pm
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Granted,but she just farted!

i wish i was kneeling being face fucked.
 

 

26th Aug 2010 - 10:33pm
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Granted but the smegma is terrible lol

I wish I didn't we could hurry up and christen our new bed!
 

 

27th Aug 2010 - 7:31pm
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Granted but you Christened it a little too roughly and its broken!

I wish my kids would go to bed early so I can have a shag icon_twisted.gif
 

 

28th Aug 2010 - 1:03pm
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Granted, but the little buggas wont settle.

I wish I could be attened to by nubile naked maidens
 

 

30th Aug 2010 - 5:47pm
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granted but thet are all lesbians and dont want you.

I wish I was at Reading or Leeds festival icon_sad.gif
 

 

31st Aug 2010 - 5:08pm
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Granted but all the musicians go on strike

I wish I had fairies in my house
 

 

31st Aug 2010 - 7:47pm
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Granted but they're not house trained

I wish I was a little bit wiser
 

 

1st Sep 2010 - 2:05pm
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Granted but it means that you're a little bit older! icon_lol.gif

I wish decent men grew on trees! rascal.gif
 

 

1st Sep 2010 - 5:46pm
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Dirtygirly wrote:

Granted but it means that you're a little bit older! icon_lol.gif

I wish decent men grew on trees! rascal.gif


Granted,but they give you terrible splinters in an intimate place.

i wish it were tomorrow.
 
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