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9th Aug 2010 - 9:20pm
samson63's Avatarsamson63Super human rambling
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Staggerlee_BB wrote:

We are a secret sect of monks and nuns there is no sex available on this site, it is an elaborate cover to convert you sinners....repent now heathen


rotflmao.gifrotflmao.gif And some of us monks have some really bad habits icon_lol.gif
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couplefunuk wrote:

jay786_1 wrote:

Im new to this but it seems hard to get action


Several points I can think of.

You've been here less that 24 hours and already you're moaning you haven't had any "action?" icon_rolleyes.gif Honey, we've been here 4 years and had our first meet 2 weeks ago icon_lol.gif

Second, theres nothing on your profile to entice anyone. We know you're 30, 6"2, live in Warwickshire and you're straight. Fantastic. Come jump me now!

Tell us a bit about you. Put some pics up. Would you sleep with someone without knowing ANYTHING about them?

Most of all, chill the fuck out lol. This is not a quick fix. You've paid your membership - sadly for you, this isn't prostitution. You don't pay and get automatically a shag. It's something you have to work at. Sorry if that's not what you wanted to hear.....

*Her*


Oh, you really like to take your time about things hey!! icon_lol.gif

Each to their own icon_wink.gif
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Funlovers2009 wrote:



Each to their own icon_wink.gif


Nail. Head icon_wink.gif

*Her*

 

9th Aug 2010 - 10:30pm
anais's AvataranaisSite Moderator
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samson63 wrote:

Staggerlee_BB wrote:

We are a secret sect of monks and nuns there is no sex available on this site, it is an elaborate cover to convert you sinners....repent now heathen


rotflmao.gifrotflmao.gif And some of us monks have some really bad habits icon_lol.gif


That was so bad Samson - I laughed dry.gif icon_confused.gif icon_confused.gif icon_lol.gif
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jay786_1 wrote:

Im new to this but it seems hard to get action


Come in, come in, we have hot and cold running women on tap for you night and day...

On the other hand, why not write a proper profile saying what you can offer, instead of just demanding stress release. And sorry but you might have to write more than one line to attract anyone's attention.

Also it's a bit confusing: you have a single male profile, yet in one of the comments you've left you refer to "the mrs.". Maybe that's another thing you need to clarify.
Good luck.
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jay786_1 wrote:

Im new to this but it seems hard to get action


True. I only get action once a night here...but always twice on a Sunday!!


Echoes
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MikeNorth wrote:

jay786_1 wrote:

Im new to this but it seems hard to get action


Come in, come in, we have hot and cold running women on tap for you night and day...

On the other hand, why not write a proper profile saying what you can offer, instead of just demanding stress release. And sorry but you might have to write more than one line to attract anyone's attention.

Also it's a bit confusing: you have a single male profile, yet in one of the comments you've left you refer to "the mrs.". Maybe that's another thing you need to clarify.
Good luck.


Where?

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<goes to find the secret part of the site full of instantly available loose hot women!giggle.gif
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jay786_1 wrote:

Im new to this but it seems hard to get action



im not new to this but still find it hard to get meets now icon_sad.gif
when i first joined i found it very easy but i was a single fem then, now im part of a cpl and we only meet at chams we find it difficult icon_sad.gif
not that we have much time to actually meet !
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danne-gary wrote:

jay786_1 wrote:

Im new to this but it seems hard to get action



im not new to this but still find it hard to get meets now icon_sad.gif
when i first joined i found it very easy but i was a single fem then, now im part of a cpl and we only meet at chams we find it difficult icon_sad.gif
not that we have much time to actually meet !


Bugger i been to chams twice now and didnt know it was in your neck of the woods.Dont know if i will be getting that far outh again this year. icon_sad.gif
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jay786_1 wrote:

Im new to this but it seems hard to get action



Have a look at your own profile/adverts and you should be able to work out the answer you seek.

Shaz n Tony icon_wink.gif

 

10th Aug 2010 - 11:02am
Ste_n_Kez's AvatarSte_n_KezSuper human rambling
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Jay786_1,
Take no notice of the negative comments by some of the members of this site. We find your profile strangely sexually elusive and wish there were more single guys on the site like you. All you need to do now is ad a close up cock shot to your profile and we will be PM’ing you for a meet with the intent of me making the brews while Kez satisfies your every sexual need.

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10th Aug 2010 - 11:26am
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deancannock wrote:

If you want instant action try the local brothel !!


i shall be reporting this post to the polis. clear case of encouraging someone to break the law.

 

10th Aug 2010 - 11:31am
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brucie wrote:

deancannock wrote:

If you want instant action try the local brothel !!


i shall be reporting this post to the polis. clear case of encouraging someone to break the law.

I'm not sure that deans suggestion is at all illegal...

 

10th Aug 2010 - 7:02pm
Sweetshybabe's AvatarSweetshybabeYou looking at me?
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He dont need go a brothel there is prozzies on ere opps escorts icon_lol.gif

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10th Aug 2010 - 8:30pm
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Sweetshybabe wrote:

He dont need go a brothel there is prozzies on ere opps escorts icon_lol.gif

bounce.gif


If you know that, you should report them icon_confused.gif
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Kaznkev wrote:

danne-gary wrote:

jay786_1 wrote:

Im new to this but it seems hard to get action



im not new to this but still find it hard to get meets now icon_sad.gif
when i first joined i found it very easy but i was a single fem then, now im part of a cpl and we only meet at chams we find it difficult icon_sad.gif
not that we have much time to actually meet !


Bugger i been to chams twice now and didnt know it was in your neck of the woods.Dont know if i will be getting that far outh again this year. icon_sad.gif


its about an hour and half from us, other clubs are closer but we like chams so still go there icon_smile.gif
if you go again in the future let me know icon_smile.gif

 

10th Aug 2010 - 10:05pm
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brucie wrote:

deancannock wrote:

If you want instant action try the local brothel !!


i shall be reporting this post to the polis. clear case of encouraging someone to break the law.


Visiting a brothel is not illegal, engaging in sexual activity with someone who has been coerced or pressured into becoming a sex worker is, whether knowingly or not.

 

10th Aug 2010 - 11:43pm
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samson63 wrote:

Staggerlee_BB wrote:

We are a secret sect of monks and nuns there is no sex available on this site, it is an elaborate cover to convert you sinners....repent now heathen


rotflmao.gifrotflmao.gif And some of us monks have some really bad habits icon_lol.gif


Some of us have gone native.

 

31st Aug 2010 - 7:32pm
Jawnathan's AvatarJawnathanYou looking at me?
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I used to get action every single night, but alas it was not to be, she left me quickly with a mocking whistle, in future I will remember to secure her to something once she is inflated.

 

31st Aug 2010 - 8:17pm
sara2010's Avatarsara2010Super human rambling
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Ste_n_Kez wrote:

Jay786_1,
Take no notice of the negative comments by some of the members of this site. We find your profile strangely sexually elusive and wish there were more single guys on the site like you. All you need to do now is ad a close up cock shot to your profile and we will be PM’ing you for a meet with the intent of me making the brews while Kez satisfies your every sexual need.

giggle.gif


i could come help ya make a brew ste mmmmmmmm
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