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Bluefish2009's AvatarBluefish2009Godlike
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kentswingers777 wrote:

Bluefish2009 wrote:

TONY Blair has warned Red Ed Miliband to ditch his left-wing policies

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3165402/Tony-Blair-warns-Ed-Miliband-Dont-be-so-red.html



Of course Blair is not this left wing wanker now I suppose?

I see though that red Ed is keeping very silent on the current wildcat underground strikes....does not want to upset his paymasters so early into his leadership.

Bob Crow....what a total tosser of a man.


::Why are Chelsea like the RMT? Two strikes have caused absolute misery in the Arsenal area.

::Why did the Smarties cross the road? Their tube was on strike.

::What's the difference between an RMT member and a stopped clock? For two minutes a day, a stopped clock actually works.

::Why is an RMT member like an Oyster Card? You can feed them all the money you want but they'll always run out at the most inconvenient moment.

::What's the difference between the RMT and lightning? Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

::Why do Bob Crow's children walk to school? If he drove them it would constitute unpaid overtime.

::You can't blame London Underground workers for striking – they've been on a go-slow for years but no one noticed.

::What does an RMT member do after retiring? About the same as usual ...

::Why is Bob Crow like The Jam? They both taught us what it's like to be Down in the Tube Station at Midnight.

::Why is Steve Hedley like a crooked baseball pitcher? They both throw strikes and end up in jail.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/8042165/London-Underground-strike-the-webs-best-jokes.html

 

5th Oct 2010 - 9:38pm
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Made my evening they did Blue..............cheers matey.
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