Surreal nonsense and catching up with old friends thread.

I am not an Alien I am a free man
Free to anyone who will have me

Dino , Mr Davej Sir, Neilnolongerinleedsorishebackinleeds, sarah !!!!!!!

The cuts have started it appears and care in the community is cheaper it has to be said.Before long someones going to start certifying peeps again .

Its like Ive never ben away apart from the huge increase in wrinkles and empty wine bottles that is.

Now whose got change for a goldfish Im off down the pub

These goldfish warwick? They're a kind of carp ain't they? They partial to bread at all, cos I've just had a shave this morning and I've got a sinkful of baguette crumbs I don't know what to do with. They wouldn't have to know they were a by-product of a disfiguring disease. Even if they guessed they'd have forgotten in about 2 seconds, cos they're goldfish, eh? Might be an option for you . . .

N x x x

I'm willing to get involved provided some of the proceeds from any sales go directly into researh with a view to eradicating 'breadface disease' To see an old friends freckles gradually turn to croutons has been distressing.

I've even read about a couple of sufferers who made a pact to end it all, but wanted the world to hear about it and wanted to associate their passing with bread or a bread associated product to max out the publicity. Eventually they plunged thier heads into the toamato soup urn at thier local Little Chef. Fortunately they were pulled out by a concerned employee, who told them to fuck off down the road to the motorway services. where they were serving vegetable soup that day which is less viscose and therefore easier to become over saturated in.

You might be right and like you I'm struggling to find a suitable name. My immediate thought was 'Angel Fish' but thats already been taken by eeermm Angel fish.

I also thought of sticking twelve in a box and calling it 'The Fish Supper' maybe do eleven goldfish and chuck in one stickleback, looks the same as the others, but a wrong un, a Judas, even comes with it's own spikes, but figured that it's obvious connection would mean folk would only buy it the once.

I'm playing around with the two fishes and five loaves connection, but can see that might be self depricating given what we are dealing with and calling it 'Two fishes and some other bits' ain't gonna disguise the fact that I've come full circle and ended up back at 'bread'