To got to bed without having a litany of my failures read out, or chasing forgotten keys, or having bedtime stressings, or chasing pissed off harrassed kids.
Oh to go to bed in peace.
Oh a shag would be a treat too.
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Has a couple we r new!!
3rd Dec 2010 - 6:54pm
To all....
With regards to the queries of newbie couple i originally joined as a single male and then i met Abby who loves to play and so together we advertise as a couple! Sorry for the confusion!
Mike & Abby xx
Last edited by on 3rd Dec 2010 - 10:50pm; edited 1 time in total
With regards to the queries of newbie couple i originally joined as a single male and then i met Abby who loves to play and so together we advertise as a couple! Sorry for the confusion!
Mike & Abby xx
Last edited by on 3rd Dec 2010 - 10:50pm; edited 1 time in total
Bedtime treat - sleep, perchance to dream, but mainly not to wake 2 or 3 times in the night and to be able to get up when I feel like it.
Have you noticed that the one morning in ages that you know you can lie in, no-one has any reason to need you and the house is warm enough to keep you comfy - some bloody postman decides to deliver a parcel (probably for next-door) at 7.30 am?
Have you noticed that the one morning in ages that you know you can lie in, no-one has any reason to need you and the house is warm enough to keep you comfy - some bloody postman decides to deliver a parcel (probably for next-door) at 7.30 am?
foxylady2209 wrote:
Bedtime treat - sleep, perchance to dream, but mainly not to wake 2 or 3 times in the night and to be able to get up when I feel like it.
Have you noticed that the one morning in ages that you know you can lie in, no-one has any reason to need you and the house is warm enough to keep you comfy - some bloody postman decides to deliver a parcel (probably for next-door) at 7.30 am?
Bedtime treat - sleep, perchance to dream, but mainly not to wake 2 or 3 times in the night and to be able to get up when I feel like it.
Have you noticed that the one morning in ages that you know you can lie in, no-one has any reason to need you and the house is warm enough to keep you comfy - some bloody postman decides to deliver a parcel (probably for next-door) at 7.30 am?
Or you wake up at silly o'clock anyway, without the alarm
Dave__Notts wrote:
Or new to the Forums
more members for the clinically insane club..............move over Tweeks, make room for them on the bench
Dave_Notts
tweeky wrote:
Maybe they joined then left for a while and only returned now. We have come and gone from the site on numerous occasions.
Freckledbird wrote:
New? Your profile says you've been members since July 2007?
New? Your profile says you've been members since July 2007?
Maybe they joined then left for a while and only returned now. We have come and gone from the site on numerous occasions.
Or new to the Forums
more members for the clinically insane club..............move over Tweeks, make room for them on the bench
Dave_Notts
Bench? its a spaceship 
Snuggling down with a good book.
Freckledbird wrote:
Or you wake up at silly o'clock anyway, without the alarm
foxylady2209 wrote:
Bedtime treat - sleep, perchance to dream, but mainly not to wake 2 or 3 times in the night and to be able to get up when I feel like it.
Have you noticed that the one morning in ages that you know you can lie in, no-one has any reason to need you and the house is warm enough to keep you comfy - some bloody postman decides to deliver a parcel (probably for next-door) at 7.30 am?
Bedtime treat - sleep, perchance to dream, but mainly not to wake 2 or 3 times in the night and to be able to get up when I feel like it.
Have you noticed that the one morning in ages that you know you can lie in, no-one has any reason to need you and the house is warm enough to keep you comfy - some bloody postman decides to deliver a parcel (probably for next-door) at 7.30 am?
Or you wake up at silly o'clock anyway, without the alarm
Or you have no kids for the weekend so you can sleep in but then receive 5 phone calls before 9am on a Saturday
"My dog has gone missing"
erm go look for it then
"Do you have any super glue", not at this time on a Saturday I don't
"How long should I cook this meat for" How big is it?, "erm big" How much does it weigh? "how should I know?" try looking at the label?"Oh right, it does not have one"
Said person rings back - "If I bring it down will you cook it" NO
"Would you like a cow" What?"A cow" Why? "Just thought you might like one?"
My treat, managing to claim a little bit of quilt before it all ends up on his side
