When you start saying "oooh that would be nice" after everything i.e.
Cup of tea.... "oooh that would be nice"
Wild sex ..... "oooh that would be nice"
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HugsnKisses wrote:
When hairs start growing out of strange places like ears chins and noses .
Funlovers2009 wrote : Yeah I noticed that on Saturday night but didn't like to say!! icon_lol.gif
A real friend would have plucked it for me lol
When hairs start growing out of strange places like ears chins and noses .
Funlovers2009 wrote : Yeah I noticed that on Saturday night but didn't like to say!! icon_lol.gif
A real friend would have plucked it for me lol
'OLD' IS WHEN....
Your sweetie says,
'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do
both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends
compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk
catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless pulls
all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where
your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to
slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little
action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means
you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means
not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND 'OLD' IS WHEN....
You are not sure if these are jokes?
Your sweetie says,
'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do
both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends
compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk
catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless pulls
all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where
your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to
slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little
action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means
you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means
not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND 'OLD' IS WHEN....
You are not sure if these are jokes?
lol
corrie wrote:
Old is when you start wearing nappies again ..........
Old is when you start wearing nappies again ..........
Again? I wear mine all the time
You see I have had a clever train of thought 
People normally get nappy rash when they are introduced to nappies. So I have hypothesized that if I wear one for my entire life I will avoid this future problem 
Old is when an evening walk results in a swollen foot. 
Re: You know you're getting old when...
9th Jun 2011 - 11:47am
noladreams wrote:
...you start to enjoy red wine.
There are certain things that make you feel old, whatever the age you are. What does it for you?
...you start to enjoy red wine.
There are certain things that make you feel old, whatever the age you are. What does it for you?
When young girls call you a 'dirty old man' but smile at you when they say it
Re: You know you're getting old when...
9th Jun 2011 - 7:09pm
Andrew4952 wrote:
When young girls call you a 'dirty old man' but smile at you when they say it
noladreams wrote:
...you start to enjoy red wine.
There are certain things that make you feel old, whatever the age you are. What does it for you?
...you start to enjoy red wine.
There are certain things that make you feel old, whatever the age you are. What does it for you?
When young girls call you a 'dirty old man' but smile at you when they say it
Nah !!! it`s now that they`ve stopped smiling that`s making me feel old !!
Feeling older
9th Jun 2011 - 9:42pm
