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25th Jun 2011 - 9:09pm
foxylady2209's Avatarfoxylady2209Godlike
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bIoke wrote:

meat2pleaseu wrote:

I am coming round to the idea of a 3some with you and fraser...i just need to find where i left my cricket bat icon_twisted.gif


See faggot... icon_wink.gif

Well if you can find it, I can certainly show you were to put it, or maybe we can use Fraser's? icon_twisted.gif

DP for MTPU if you please.... and make it filthy icon_lol.gif


Please can I be the camera-woman? giggle.gif (Not seen any man-man porn so would be an education too.)

 

25th Jun 2011 - 9:13pm
bIoke's AvatarbIokeBoy, can I type!
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foxylady2209 wrote:

bIoke wrote:

DP for MTPU if you please.... and make it filthy icon_lol.gif


Please can I be the camera-woman? giggle.gif (Not seen any man-man porn so would be an education too.)


Of course - bring your Duct tape and you can help bind MTPU until he's ready to be 'cricket-batted' icon_twisted.gif

 

26th Jun 2011 - 9:31am
Lizaleanrob's AvatarLizaleanrobGodlike
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bIoke wrote:

noladreams wrote:

Dear bIoke,

I'm off to a rather fancy wedding this summer.

What's a gal to do: fascinator or hat?

Yours

Confused of Nolaville


Dear Nola

I may be gay but I'm not stupid you know... so don't think seeking my approval to wear sex toys on your head to a wedding will make it right. I have standards!

I know I'm some kind of 'tranny and susannah' of SH but I'm not going to come down to your level here. That's just the type of behaviour I'd expect from a girl that works in a kebab shop in north liverpool by night and spends her days hanging about on Merseyrail claiming she's homeless and begging anyone for a Gregg's pasty. Or was it Greg's patsy?

My advice - at least put your 'fascinator' in your knicks and at least then the wedding guests will think you're having a good time due to your permanent smile all day.


Love Uncle bIoke x



what like this



 

26th Jun 2011 - 10:23pm
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Brilliant... but I think the bride would kill me!
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