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28th Feb 2006 - 8:04pm
alex111's Avataralex111You looking at me?
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Ermm....

The memories linger in the far recesses of every room
entrapped emotions, frozen feelings encapsulatedwithin this tomb

When evening light recedes into the stillness of the night
Memories shimmer formward on a translucent light

Lovers intertwined in a breathless timeless embrace
Wrinkles emerging from a smilling face

Secret whispers flitting between two open souls
Two hearts beating together in a common goal

A babies laughter interrupts a nursery rhyme
All past memories from a far distant better time

 

28th Feb 2006 - 11:11pm
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2nd Mar 2006 - 7:26am
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Wonderful, artificer ...thank you.

Mike.

 

4th Mar 2006 - 3:13pm
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It was the nite before Christmas and all over the house everyone felt shity even the mouse!
with mum at the whore house, and dad smoking grass so I settled down for a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter, so I went out to see what was the matter,
There on the lawn I saw a great dick I know in a moment it was st Nick, he fell down my chimney like a bat out of hell, I know in a moment the fucker had fell.
He filled up our stockings with presents and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up my chimney with a tremendous fart the son of a bitch blow the chimney apart.
He swore and swore as he flow out of sight,
Piss on you all and have a hell of a nite!!!!

Dee x

 

16th Mar 2006 - 6:23pm
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deeandp wrote:

It was the nite before Christmas and all over the house everyone felt shity even the mouse!
with mum at the whore house, and dad smoking grass so I settled down for a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter, so I went out to see what was the matter,
There on the lawn I saw a great dick I know in a moment it was st Nick, he fell down my chimney like a bat out of hell, I know in a moment the fucker had fell.
He filled up our stockings with presents and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up my chimney with a tremendous fart the son of a bitch blow the chimney apart.
He swore and swore as he flow out of sight,
Piss on you all and have a hell of a nite!!!!

Dee x


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22nd Mar 2006 - 3:08pm
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As it's the new equinox, and the sun is shining today, a topical shorty .....

Spring is spring,
The grass is riz,
I wonders where
The doggers is ?

A Classic by a unknown poet

25th Mar 2006 - 9:00pm
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Some come here to sit and think
Others come here to shit and stink

A classic Found on the wall of the toilet in me local pub

 

19th Apr 2006 - 8:42am
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Philly was a filly from Chile,
who was always looking for Willy.
When Willy walked in, she was not chilly,
all she could ask was 'Will he? Will he? Will he?'

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22nd Apr 2006 - 4:49am
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poem to my gf

Thier is a lady i admire i love her so much
all i want to do is have her in my arms to kiss and touch
all of lifes mistakes i make when iam down she makes me
fell great when i come home from work 4 hours late she
is thier with a smile and a hug she truley is my best mate
when i look into her eyes she makes me cry i want to
tell her she lights up my world every second iam with her
every minute iam away my soul feels empty i miss her our
love will never end who knows what fate has in store all iwant to do is hug and kiss her

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22nd Apr 2006 - 11:01am
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joel_tudor wrote:

poem to my gf

Thier is a lady i admire i love her so much
all i want to do is have her in my arms to kiss and touch
all of lifes mistakes i make when iam down she makes me
fell great when i come home from work 4 hours late she
is thier with a smile and a hug she truley is my best mate
when i look into her eyes she makes me cry i want to
tell her she lights up my world every second iam with her
every minute iam away my soul feels empty i miss her our
love will never end who knows what fate has in store all iwant to do is hug and kiss her


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22nd Apr 2006 - 11:05am
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Sassy-Seren wrote:



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A late Valentine for Sassy-Seren



Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Gizza gobble





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22nd Apr 2006 - 12:01pm
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Tramper wrote:

Sassy-Seren wrote:



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A late Valentine for Sassy-Seren



Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Gizza gobble





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22nd Apr 2006 - 12:12pm
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Sassy-Seren wrote:

joel_tudor wrote:

poem to my gf

Thier is a lady i admire i love her so much
all i want to do is have her in my arms to kiss and touch
all of lifes mistakes i make when iam down she makes me
fell great when i come home from work 4 hours late she
is thier with a smile and a hug she truley is my best mate
when i look into her eyes she makes me cry i want to
tell her she lights up my world every second iam with her
every minute iam away my soul feels empty i miss her our
love will never end who knows what fate has in store all iwant to do is hug and kiss her


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I wish someone would write stuff like that for me icon_redface.gif



thanks sassy gladu liked it

 

26th Apr 2006 - 1:00am
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one inspired by a shitty job and shitty people, another inspiried by someone who i'm glad i have no contact with anymore, both are untitled and will probably be re-written to fit music.

effort number one

Every hour of stinking days
I'm waiting to find my escape
Before the graveyard swallows me whole
I wasn't made for this life
It's time to skip town
Start fresh
Make new life yourself
This is the graveyard of ambition
Watch the best laid plans rot and turn to dust
Your dreams are just dreams here
They're nothing more to us
Your masterplan rots with the oranges now
Thought everything would come to you
But mountians won't move for no man
So few willing to be real
They look inside as betrayal
Who cares though?
THIS IS SURVIVAL!
Every notion for every commotion
Every plan has its headstone
Life in this town is killing us all
Ambition drops off you like sweat
You fell into it
Now too content to go
Remain and watch the sqaure mutate
Little monsters join they're invasion forces
Runnign from they're enemy of hype
Exisiting only with a label in mind
Wipe off the names
Lets see if you still have a problem.

effort number two

The rain is falling again
It feels like my own cloud
There to remind me of just who I am
The I that nobody knows
Am I distanced?
Or are they keeping theirs?
Walking throught the shadowlanes
Shrouded by the dark
With just memories of what i left behind
You can send my flowers to the graveyard
I've shed my deadskin
From a one line perspective
I'm nothing more than fresh meat on the hook
Against the stone walls and the lines of life
Burn the baggage i don't want no more
Condemn them to the fires
I've walked so many times
Watch the ashes rise into the skies
Weaving the smoke
With the fires of my eyes
Learn to forget.

 

28th Apr 2006 - 6:33pm
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I didnt realise that this has been made a sticky again. I am so pleased to see it is back and have loved reading the poetry again in here from new people and oldies.

Thank you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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29th Apr 2006 - 4:12pm
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slowing slipping away

Thier was a man who came to stay
The boy he replaced disappeared without a trace
Stole all my songs and my style away
While no one would say
what they wanted to say
So he was king for a day
If you sail into the sun
Beware the eyes of green
And if the whole room tells you you are the one
Well I defy you not to believe them my son
Trip off the test, now the kitchen’s a mess
and the garden’s undressed
Every single gig I play
Something's not right inside
Paranoia and pride and nowhere to hide
And if the whole world tells you 'you are the one'
I think you’re hearing those voices again my son

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15th May 2006 - 11:55am
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Violets are red
Roses are blue
I'm so confused
because of you.

 

2nd Jun 2006 - 7:29pm
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Dont know if this one has been done before but hey what the hell!!! icon_lol.gif

A Naughty Little Poem
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!

 

3rd Jun 2006 - 11:07pm
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5th Jun 2006 - 8:02pm
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