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21st Sep 2006 - 4:59pm
Sassy-Seren's AvatarSassy-SerenGodlike
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MidlandsBob wrote:



or here's 30p, call ur mom and tell het you won't be home tonite.


Damn inflation. It was 10p in my day icon_rolleyes.gif
 

 

21st Sep 2006 - 5:12pm
CBnRed's AvatarCBnRedYou looking at me?
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Call that inflation!!!!???

It was 2p in my day..... icon_lol.gif

CB
 

 

21st Sep 2006 - 5:14pm
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They always told me to reverse the charges icon_rolleyes.gif

H.x
 

 

21st Sep 2006 - 5:42pm
MidlandsBob's AvatarMidlandsBobBoy, can I type!
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H-x wrote:

They always told me to reverse the charges icon_rolleyes.gif

H.x


Yeah, then you keep them talking for half an hour giggle.gif
 

 

21st Sep 2006 - 6:27pm
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I quick search on the internet has revealed these little beauties. icon_lol.gif

"Im no fred flintstone but ill make your bedrock"

"Lets play army man, I'll lay down you blow the hell outta me!"

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
 

 

21st Sep 2006 - 6:46pm
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Worst I ever had used on me was ...

" I like your lipstick ... can I taste it?"

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21st Sep 2008 - 1:14pm
noladreams's AvatarnoladreamsSite Moderator
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Not sure I've had any reeeeally bad chat up lines.

I did once end up dating a guy who used to drive past me every morning at the bus stop. I used to smile at him 'cos I thought he was hot. One day he pulled up round the corner and walked to the bus stop and asked me out for a drink that night... Awwww, those were the days when I was young and impulsive!

icon_rolleyes.gif We dated for a while. He turned out to be a bit odd.
 

 

21st Sep 2008 - 1:23pm
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Kiss wrote:

I quick search on the internet has revealed these little beauties. icon_lol.gif

"Im no fred flintstone but ill make your bedrock"

"Lets play army man, I'll lay down you blow the hell outta me!"

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"




Nola, now look what you've gone and done.

Sadly missed forumite alert icon_cry.gif
 

 

21st Sep 2008 - 1:25pm
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sorry Winch therethere.gif
 

 

21st Sep 2008 - 2:42pm
couplefunuk's AvatarcouplefunukSuper human rambling
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Ok heres a few my ex liked.....

Do you like Whales? Wanna go humpback at my place? icon_rolleyes.gif

I might not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock icon_rolleyes.gif

and one I like but have never had the guts to try..
Walking past a guy....'hey! did you just touch my arse'?
Him - No
Me - why not? i've been walking back and forth for the last 10 minutes hoping you would icon_lol.gif

On second thoughts ....... bolt.gif

*Her*
 

 

27th Apr 2009 - 11:21pm
noladreams's AvatarnoladreamsSite Moderator
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? icon_rolleyes.gif
 

 

16th Jun 2009 - 4:42pm
Rabbitfan's AvatarRabbitfanFinding my feet
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Favourites...

Had this in a bar once "What fucks like a tiger & winks" as the guy winked at me. it made me chuckle so i let him buy me a drink!!


or "Do i know you, cos f*ck me if your name's not Helga"
 

 

19th Jun 2009 - 10:09am
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I was at a party, about to get coffee, when my sisters friend ask "Shall I me mother?"

I was tempted, but it would never have worked.
 

 

13th Jul 2009 - 8:53am
Mark_July's AvatarMark_JulySuper human rambling
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"buy me a drink and i'll make you breakfast". . . searing pain between my legs!! one and only attempt. . icon_eek.gif
 

 

15th Jul 2009 - 12:08am
welshminx_Ben's Avatarwelshminx_BenBoy, can I type!
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was asked yrs ago what type of belly button i had, after looking confused for a second i replied 'a normal indented one, y?' the reply came 'thats good cause ive got a sticky outy one so we will fit together well'

really corny and no it didnt work, he got a groan and a roll of the eyes
 
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