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Welcome to The Vanilla Alternative.

We are a friendly fully licensed club and hotel on the borders of Bedfordshire and Cambridgeshire.
The club and hotel sit in 8 acres of countryside and yet we are easily found on the A1 Northbound.
The club itself is set up with comfy social areas to sit back, relax and enjoy a few drinks, and also lovely clean attractive play areas for ...well you know!

Our bar is well stocked with everything from soft drinks and tea and coffee to champagne, beers and spirits, Daks the bar manager is also a whizz with the cocktails.
The dance floor is adjacent to the bar and the pole is often in use, and Jamie the DJ is happy to play anything you ask.

We have a comfy snug area away from the noise and chatter of the bar full of comfy chesterfield sofas and tub chairs where its great to just sit and chat, we also serve a buffet in here on Friday and Saturday evenings. All the food is prepared onsite fresh each day and we have been awarded a 5* rating by the scores on the doors scheme for kitchen hygiene.

Down the corridor you will find all our play ares. There is a couples only area set in the hexigon room, a large play area with lovely memory foam anti bacterial beds and fresh sheets and towels daily, a smaller more intimate area across the back of the deck and then comes the tub....we have the largest hot tub in any UK club and its totally chemical free. It uses a high grade medical system approved by the health authorities so never will you smell like you have just been to the local pool, nor will your skin and eyes be irritated by harsh chemicals or salts.

We have a locker room for all your bits and pieces and in every locker are fresh white fluffy towels for use in the club. You can also use your locker number as a tab at the bar for the duration of your visit with us.

We have a large dining room in which we sometimes hold erotic dinner parties and is available for private dinners.

The hotel is situated above the club, so if you are staying with us there is no need to go outside once you have checked in. We have 10 ensuite rooms that are all clean and comfy and we are just starting on upgrading all the bathrooms on, and two small rooms that share a bathroom between them. Our hotel is not only available at the weekends but if you want a naughty mid week meet then why not take a room at the VA. To book rooms simply call the office on 07794 730330. Sadly there is no disabled access to the hotel due to the age and layout of the building although the club is wheelchair accessible.

We throw a themed party once a month and seem to have a reputation as the place to celebrate your birthday, so if you fancy doing something different just give us a call.

We welcome members and non members alike and we run a members benefit scheme, including discounted entry, free parties, discounted hotel rooms, exclusive members only parties and a loyalty card when you visit 6 times you get the 7th visit free, this can be used on any event except the annual Festival of Fun weekender and NYE.

The club is available for private hire also.

We hope to meet you all soon.

The VA Team