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BaldEagle
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That's what I have been doing wrong, I've been using the photo ads. I should have just put myself up on Ebay.
Starting price, 1 shag (a shag is the currency of Utuha Island in the South Pacific and is roughly equal to 10pence)
:dry:
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by leesh
Ahhh, but.....I like to be awake when I cum.....although saying that i'd wake myself up wouldn't I ! :shock:

To be honest, I don't care if you wake up or not :twisted:
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by leesh
wink practice makes perfect ...don't it! :twisted:

Well, you lie down and go to sleep and I'll come and practice. As you say, practice makes perfect :lickface:
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by leesh
o my god
i hope iam not this bad with really women!
:cry:
help!!!!! pls

And I was totally shite...gave up after a bit......and I know i'm pretty GOOD in the real world........ :twisted:
Well your Avatar looks as if you are practicing well lol
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BaldEagle
Casanova
What, you're supposed to ad photos ???
I thought it was because I was over 40, bald, average willy and only marginally better looking than the back end of a bus (double decker I hasten to add.) lol
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by Fun_!!
i just read it and im not being rude posting this. All i am doing is offering the lovely ladies not demanding so maybe.

Oh well, maybe I'll win the lottery wink
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by Lil_Bunny
she still wakes up after the sleeping pills lol
gotta try harder!

OK, maybe they sell Rohypnol in that shop.
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by Libra-Love
Then I'd take my time discovering the different sensations of sticking it into everything from fruit to the vacuum cleaner:

Newly defrosted chicken is good, adds flavour for later as well. :twisted:
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by lucyuktv2
AAARRRRHGGGH!!! is this even possible!?

I guess you have to earn enough points to buy the sleeping tablets wink
Just can't be bothered to put in this much effort, would prefer to do it on the real thing.
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by little gem
you have to start her off slowly MQ,
Try rubbing her nipps for a bit then take her skirt down, rub her panties for a bit then take her nicks off, once you have her at this point you need to move her arm, take off her bra, and nicks........
I havnt got past this part........ redface
Now you know what I do with my spare time! surprisedops:

Oh you're getting me excited now, can you get me to orgasm before I finish typing this ?? lol
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by Angel Chat
So would I have actually been better off going for the "wanna shag" post? dunno lol

banghead this post was a JOKE!!! I do NOT just want a shag, ok! rolleyes :roll:
Damn mad
Good luck
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by freckledbird
It's not 6:05 yet...your clock is wrong!
Bev
xx

Time zone is set wrong in the profile wink
EDIT : Bollox, it's not that, he's only minutes out, so his clock is wrong :doh:
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by goody
7 tried to find your ad and search came back does not exsist

As I fell at least at 2 hurdles back at the end of December, I didn't reply. But the ad does seem to be gone.
One assumes Pololady has found (OK, another word beigiing with F may be required here) her guy.
lol
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by MQ
My mind is boggling at the thought of haivng an orgasm when driving, I would probably end up crashing! :shock:

Who's to say some havn't. That'll be the next "hands free" safety campaign by our government. wink
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by Vix
[My Harley only has one seat.
I like it.
Vibraton on wheels.

It's the long stroke lol
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by corriefem
JUst had a peek at your pix, they are fantastic, espescially the one with your pussy is also in the picture..
NICE
biggrin
Lots of respect and hope you raise a fortune

Was that addressed to anyone in particular :shock: :shock: rolleyes :roll: lol :lol: IcePie have you got a pussy or is this one for Vix????????
I think he means the cat on Vix's MS page. Should be more clarification between cats and pussies...
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by nwdan4u
I could be wrong but do ITV actually make any programs? I thought ITV was the collective name for companies such as Granada, Tynetees, LWT ( as it was ). Someone making a program for ITV would surely be a representative of one of these companies.

That would be my understanding as well.
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by foxylady 123
I get like that when i m doing a long distance motorway run!!

Depends where I'm going and who I am seeing wink
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by lily666

bukkake (?)
cuckold

I hadn't heard of either of these. Then again I am new here but willing to learn, although maybe not any practical lessons until I know what it is. Someone please enlighten me, what is bukkake?
confused Type it into a search engine, that's what this thread is about :doh:
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BaldEagle
Casanova
I can assure you the ads are moderated. I have to admit to being banned for a short time by placing an ad with a slip in it that contravened the AUP. :doh:
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Bah, I would have loved to have met up, but I'll be in Birmingham that day, causing my own bit of chaos.
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by lucyuktv2
flippin heck, that's a big card!

Cripes, you'll need the correct speaker system to get the best out of that card, otherwise you'll have wasted your money.
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BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by RickRoper
I run a Norton 650ss Manx-style cafe racer, with Straight through Gold Star silencers.
always loved the look of the Manx, and did a ground-up job on the Dommie. goes like shit off a stick too!
Have a Norton frame upstairs which will, hopefully receive a Vincent V-twin this summer too!
Rick.

Drool wink
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