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We are fortunate in that we have a fair few swinger friends who are acquainted and know each other as well as us, a few we've played with many we haven, we do talk about swinging and swing related issues between but never the intimate details about what we do with whoever.
There has been a time or two where we have been on a meet and the experience has been uniquely different, to the point of being remarkable and worth mentioning, but that only happens very rarely. We've never put a face to a name or a name to face(s) when recounting and have only told of something if the likelihood of that said person or people we'd met and it's uniquely noteworthy experience, being made identification extremely remote.
As a matter of course we and the the people we hangout with will get to know who is doing who, or who has done who, but that's cool as long as whats done with who and how its done? well that ain't up for discussion.
I guess that the only instance I can recount of feeling really pissed off with someone we knew within our circle of acquaintances was when, at a large social. We had spent a little time with a couple and sort of got to the nitty gritty of talking about the possibility of dragging them back to our hotel. all going good until they had a call on the mobile from someone that they met regularly (don't know who) saying to get their arse over to theirs for play. The couple told us they were going because they knew that it would be a guaranteed hot night for them.
Well you can sort of imagine how we felt for a bit after being blown out for someone else. Not so good. Although on reflection, very shortly after, we thought who could blame them? Either swing with us not knowing if we'd be a good or bad meet or go swing with what they knew would be hot. We'd gone for to a social with no plans other than social but open to them. We got what we went for and they was cool. We've never yet played with that couple yet we now are friends and happy with that and that possibly one day when the time is right we know and they know that we'll play.
Lets face it we all profess to be honest and want others to be honest when in 99% of cases we're all bloody dishonest in having to be so covert about what what we do in swing world eg;
"Hey Kids". We're out for a BBQ at your dads old school mates and will be back late so be good to the sitter for us".
Whilst secretly patting our pocket full of condoms knowing that the next hour will be fun getting six people going to just one room past the reception of a hotel without being stopped and spending the next few hours screwing each other silly. Then on getting back home.
"Hi kids we're home. "Yeah it was great seeing old school mates but the BBQ was crap we should of come home earlier to be honest". "You were right". "It really is too cold to do one in February"
"Have you been good to the sitter".
Saying this whilst watching your Mrs attempting to sneakily climb the stairs behind you with some sort of wobbly decorum, all the time knowing that, her legs hips and back are killing her because she's been fucked rotten and in each and every way for the last four hours and the tights she's come home in ain't the same pattern as the stockings she went out in.
Swinging requires honesty, of course it does, but its a 'very' tailored to kneed version.
Ok so I went off on one but hey thats how it goes
There has been a time or two where we have been on a meet and the experience has been uniquely different, to the point of being remarkable and worth mentioning, but that only happens very rarely. We've never put a face to a name or a name to face(s) when recounting and have only told of something if the likelihood of that said person or people we'd met and it's uniquely noteworthy experience, being made identification extremely remote.
As a matter of course we and the the people we hangout with will get to know who is doing who, or who has done who, but that's cool as long as whats done with who and how its done? well that ain't up for discussion.
I guess that the only instance I can recount of feeling really pissed off with someone we knew within our circle of acquaintances was when, at a large social. We had spent a little time with a couple and sort of got to the nitty gritty of talking about the possibility of dragging them back to our hotel. all going good until they had a call on the mobile from someone that they met regularly (don't know who) saying to get their arse over to theirs for play. The couple told us they were going because they knew that it would be a guaranteed hot night for them.
Well you can sort of imagine how we felt for a bit after being blown out for someone else. Not so good. Although on reflection, very shortly after, we thought who could blame them? Either swing with us not knowing if we'd be a good or bad meet or go swing with what they knew would be hot. We'd gone for to a social with no plans other than social but open to them. We got what we went for and they was cool. We've never yet played with that couple yet we now are friends and happy with that and that possibly one day when the time is right we know and they know that we'll play.
Lets face it we all profess to be honest and want others to be honest when in 99% of cases we're all bloody dishonest in having to be so covert about what what we do in swing world eg;
"Hey Kids". We're out for a BBQ at your dads old school mates and will be back late so be good to the sitter for us".
Whilst secretly patting our pocket full of condoms knowing that the next hour will be fun getting six people going to just one room past the reception of a hotel without being stopped and spending the next few hours screwing each other silly. Then on getting back home.
"Hi kids we're home. "Yeah it was great seeing old school mates but the BBQ was crap we should of come home earlier to be honest". "You were right". "It really is too cold to do one in February"
"Have you been good to the sitter".
Saying this whilst watching your Mrs attempting to sneakily climb the stairs behind you with some sort of wobbly decorum, all the time knowing that, her legs hips and back are killing her because she's been fucked rotten and in each and every way for the last four hours and the tights she's come home in ain't the same pattern as the stockings she went out in.
Swinging requires honesty, of course it does, but its a 'very' tailored to kneed version.
Ok so I went off on one but hey thats how it goes
Sex God
Quote by Lizaleanrob
Of course it's bloody sex. If touching each others genitals for pleasure its sex. If it wasn't, and only intercourse was, then oral sex would be called oral masturbation not oral sex. Let's face it Bill Clinton is the only person in the world who believes (yeah right) that it isn't.
no, sorry lost but you're completely wrong here. Bill, bless his heart, was honest in his responses to all intents and purposes. It was that disgraceful monika lewdinsky that led him astray by telling him that if there was no penetration then it was just playing doctors and nurses. I think an apology needed here before mr ex president starts extradition proceedings to put you behind bars for the rest of your natural!
it is my opinion that there are sexual acts and then there is sex there is only a difference when consent is involved
LoL Capricorn my bad - Sorry Bill
L&R is sex not a sexual act
Sex God
Of course it's bloody sex. If touching each others genitals for pleasure its sex. If it wasn't, and only intercourse was, then oral sex would be called oral masturbation not oral sex. Let's face it Bill Clinton is the only person in the world who believes (yeah right) that it isn't.
Sex God
Have to admit that we go through times that we can't seem to get motivated to go out, swinging or otherwise, does anyone else get this, and if they do, have they any tips on getting back out there? Usually we get to the stage where one of us gets a bit too pissed off with the same four walls no matter how big the space in between them. Can even get to the stage of one of us getting pissed of at the other or the kids or in general before we realise whats going on and force ourselves to go out. Would love a way that we could head this 'stage' off at the pass before it happens and prevent it.
Sex God
Ok, so it's a bit of a lame question for such a bunch of liberated (
) people such as those who frequent these forums but bare with me.
When your off out on the swing or planning it how do you or you and your partner, if you have one, term what your going to do? Are you going out for a shag or a play or are you off to get fu*cked or laid, that sort of thing.
I have to admit that we've evolved a bit since swinging in that we started out saying we're out playing moved onto, going for a shag and now, quite often now out to get fu*cked or laid.
It even overlaps into our vanilla life as once we would of said something like "you know next door"? She got caught having affair with Ooojamafli Whatshisface". Now we'd just say "Next door got caught fucking behind her old mans back".
So does, or has, terminology changed for you since reaching swinging enlightment?
) people such as those who frequent these forums but bare with me.When your off out on the swing or planning it how do you or you and your partner, if you have one, term what your going to do? Are you going out for a shag or a play or are you off to get fu*cked or laid, that sort of thing.
I have to admit that we've evolved a bit since swinging in that we started out saying we're out playing moved onto, going for a shag and now, quite often now out to get fu*cked or laid.
It even overlaps into our vanilla life as once we would of said something like "you know next door"? She got caught having affair with Ooojamafli Whatshisface". Now we'd just say "Next door got caught fucking behind her old mans back".
So does, or has, terminology changed for you since reaching swinging enlightment?
Sex God
Quote by tweeky
It does nto surprise me that those that cheat dont use a condom. They have little respect for their significant other as shown in the act of cheating and then again in the possible act of passing them a life threatening disease. Melodramatic but true. Mind you as most people on here will tell you we shoudent judge them as they all have their reasons. Now wheres my small violin... ohh here it is
:violin:
Oh yes Tweeky I agree aint that the bloody truth eh.
F*ck it though I am judgemental. Those who play without condoms are nuts and lack respect! :kick:
Sex God
A footie thread! In that case lets hijack it immediately and talk about what immediately attracts you visually to a potential swing mate? You know the sort of thing. Legs, ass, face, breasts, feet that sort of thing.
Me? I'm a bit of a leg fan and Mrs Lost? Definately the face.
Sorry Mids but but you did say a footie thread :lol2: 
Me? I'm a bit of a leg fan and Mrs Lost? Definately the face.
Sorry Mids but but you did say a footie thread :lol2: Sex God
I still got a red '1' after my friends thingy and it aint gone yet - have contacted admin. they responded quick too which was nice as I Put it Low priority, they asked if it had gone yet and it hadn't so have informed them via the support ticket - hope it does go soon as I agree with Marya. It aint nothing really but it does piss me offlol
Sex God
Hate this sort of thing. Since god knows when Mars bars got 10% bigger every year or two so by rights Mars bars should be about 20 foot long!
Another cheap trick is own brand basic good value range type stuff where the canned goods are cheaper yes but also at least 15% lighter too boot. Ba*tards
Another cheap trick is own brand basic good value range type stuff where the canned goods are cheaper yes but also at least 15% lighter too boot. Ba*tards
Sex God
Quote by Cubes
Aye wee lil lassie ahh slept the sleep of the righteous. Well up until i started dreaming about those three nubile lesbians covered in coconut oil finding out they desperately needed to shag me. All got a bit frenetic then
No shit?! I had the very same dream! :shock: What are the odds of that?
F*ck damn and bollox - only one and a half each then. Hope your a breast man coz I want the business end of the half (well theres no gob on that bit is there) :twisted:
