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Quote by Theladyisaminx
The average length of a penis is between 18 and 20 barley corns apparently smile

I would like to see proof on cam please. Got your barley corns ready?
BTW did you have a nice sleep last night?
Aye wee lil lassie ahh slept the sleep of the righteous. Well up until i started dreaming about those three nubile lesbians covered in coconut oil finding out they desperately needed to shag me. All got a bit frenetic then
Quote by Inanna

IMHO, I'd probaly class us as "time wasters" to all the people who are here simply to meet for sex.

You can waste my time whenever you like, Cubes! ;-)
Quote by Cubes
However, SH does still play a big part in our lives, and we consistently use it to meet up socially and virtually with other like minded people.

It wouldn't be the same without you! kiss
Your so right LB - without Cubes it would just be so square smile
Quote by paddy
Risky, well my tale is about being caught by my Brother-in-law.
I was 16 and with a girl on holidays from Peterborough. We where alone in the local graveyard, and he appeared from nowhere! I jumped up and tried to flee. Sadly he's dead now but always used to tell the tale of seeing my wee white arse as I ran trying to pull up my trousers.

OMG Boning someone in a graveyard!!!smile
The average length of a penis is between 18 and 20 barley corns apparently smile
Where is the the riskiest place you've had sex or maybe it was that risky you got caught?
I think the riskiest place I've ever done 'it' was some years ago mid evening on the tube train somewhere between Victoria and Finsbury scary but horny as hell smile
As for getting caught...Once by an ex's mother who was supposed to be at work at the time. It was mid afternoon on the sofa mid flow and the door opened. I reckon the ex might still have bruises on her hips where i tensed my hands so much to stop her getting off me lol Weird thing was the mother obviously saw us but walked straight through the room into the kitchen and at which point I threw the gf off dressed and got out the door in less than 45 seconds flat - talk about cowardice eh :thumbup: bolt
Quote by Cubes
OMG OMG OMG Hiya's Boneys - you better stay here for a bit now or else the Norths gonna get it both barrels smile
Seriously though,how good is it to see you in forum?Very good that's how good! Missed ya's loads

why thank you mrs nwc :) its nice to be back posting again, even if it it a bit on the rare side, hope you and the mr are well :inlove:
Oops! Is this a case of avatar confusion? :giggle:
But it is good to see you back in the forums. ;)
Nah Dawnie I think she knows where she's at )
Cor blimey!
I have nothing to add but I felt I was was missing out
smile
Usually on first I embrace a woman in greeting and her on the upper neck. aftyer that then if the face is offered up then kis on the mouth gently but firmly finding out how that is thats as far as it gets which is however the kiss on the mouth is responded too with passion I place my hand on gently on the back of the neck,grabbing hair gentlt but forcfully if she has enough to grab hold of. pulling her into a harder kiss.
Quote by Lizaleanrob
God I hope Nsafun_one stays and posts more in the forum smileI love this sort of stuff :thumbup:

previous posts make a riveting read
LoL Don't they just
God I hope Nsafun_one stays and posts more in the forum smileI love this sort of stuff :thumbup:
I dunno if we got shrep enabled or not nor do i know how to enable, disable, disenenable, coffee table, tower of babel, cable, label, or fable it neither am I bothered about finding out. However we do meet and we do chat in chatrooms with people we may well meet but neither of us wank on cam or ask questions or say statements to the effect of we're very close or whisper "can I whisper" or ask whether someone does anal instead of a hello as an introduction so I dont know if we're time wasters or not
Hey anyone who remembers the Somers from 2 years back and further. cool couple who used to arrange the Bristol Munches? Well we bumped into her last night and its hard to believe its 2 years since Mr Somers passed away but it was brilliant to see Mrs Somers looking so well and back swinging along with her new has asked us to remember her in here to all that know her and to give all her very best.
Quote by ip-man
is it the time of the month for bashing single guys again?
isnt this supposed to be a community and all treated as equal regardless or colour,creed and sexual preference.
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Equally cant happen if people want different things and as for single guy bashing? That aint really happening here. In fact one could say that the thread at least shows that there are swingers out there who go out and f*ck single guys and yes we are one of those couples, well I don't f*ck them but i do watch me Mrs f*ck them and it is on unequal terms as they must be able to accommodate and we wont accommodate.
Cuckoo Rule Book
1) Find another birds nest
2) F*ck their eggs off out of it
3) Leave your own eggs in nest
4) Forget about parenting
5) Go and spit all over the place because you can
Yup its its each to their own when it comes to Cuck rules smile
Quote by neilinleeds
quoting out of context

Hang around, it's an art form you'll see used quite often in forum lol
Oi you, out of context how?
N x
Awww man I didn't mean to refer that statement to you Neil, Definitely didn't mean you, just in general terms. I can see how you took it out of context though. I probably would of done too. Just goes to show how easily it can happen especially when I'm posting at silly O'clock time. Please accept my apology.
Oh and just to add. We always thought you were more gay than you are ;)
xx
The way its going in this country there won't be many pubs left let alone grey pubs
Has anyone else found the same problem as I?
When it comes to swinging etc I can be quite dominant and over the years, although I don't actually physically play as in shagging with anyone other than My Mrs, I have indulged in some domination and mild slave master scenarios with others. Got to say I rather enjoyed the experiences and have been told I'm not bad at being a 'Dom' male.
Weird thing is I cannot for the life of me be this way with My Mrs. We've both tried on numerous occasions but each time its failed. She cant be 'domme' with me either. It all just feels so false between us two whilst its great fun if it is with someone else
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OMG OMG OMG Hiya's Boneys - you better stay here for a bit now or else the Norths gonna get it both barrels smile
Seriously though,how good is it to see you in forum?Very good that's how good! Missed ya's loads
Quote by Marya_Northeast
Fuc*ing loads said here fuc*******ing loada!smile

I think Marya is ace and I'm so glad she's posting once more too - Ahhh she's witty good looking sardonic plus lots of other things too but must admit I wouldn't f*ck in essence I'm a nice guy and I wouldn't want to ruin her for anyone else coming after me.:)
Quote by DM_Couple
quoting out of context

Hang around, it's an art form you'll see used quite often in forum lol
Sorry dawlin but nope is still there sad
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Quote by Meeko
See if it has gone now...

No t'aint tha knows sorry
I got a red flaggy thing been up on friend for ages now but nothing pending but it wont peep I know got the same on mailbox - anyone know owt about whether there's a glitch?
Yup - Totally agree with you Star some great sites on TV and what a credit toour nation :thumbup: God bless the Queen
I cant see it working myself as there are going to be times where at least one is going to compromise themselves to the needs of the others and I don't really mean in the same way as in a traditional one to one relationship whereby each can and do accommodate each other.
Polygamists or the more acceptable word of polybloodyamorist are all going to hell you know
It's a perfectly good valid opening post and topic and the antogonists are picking at straws with this one.
If a guy has a problem with the state of his place due to it needing renovation or the like then surely it wouldn't be too great a job too explain this and maybe meet up in said place for coffee and then suggest a hotel or something else to goon to for any durrrty deeds to be done.
As for single women meeting up with guys at their place? Come on the answers pretty obvious there. Fair it may not be but I'd feel safer in the knowledge that any single swinger* lady friend I knew wasn't meeting casually at her own home with anyone at least to start with. we maybe swingers but surely it doesn't preclude us from the usual safety protocols.
Of course it's a shame that legitimate single guys have to work so hard in Swingworld but that's just the way it is unfortunately. As for the cheaters and liars? Well they should be ashamed and disgusted with themselves whether male female or undecided and they should know that they are all going to straight to jell with no get out of jail free card.
*Facilitator
What goes red red red white blue..... Auto asphyxiation gone bad?
I'll get my coat.
Many many moons ago I had a T-shirt that had on it the picture of a jar of Colemans English mustard on it although the wording was actually Coleman's English bastard. Got away with it for months wearing it to school youth club smile
Found the same problems, MissVery,it's a big pet of ours, so we won't meet singles who can't accommodate even if they offer to shell out for a hotel. Probably means some really nice guys with legit excuses are getting passed over but you have to go with what you know is the usual reasons.
Judgements are opinions so in giving an opinion we have ourselves made a judgement.
It's one of the reasons in any post of mine I really try not to put "Blah blah blah well thats in my opinion" As if using those words is shielding me from others judgements thus making my statements acceptable and not debateable to all regardless.
Earlier on in the thread someone mentioned about things being morally acceptable for you individually. what was failed to be mentioned is that in most scenarios I can think of there is a national morality, albeit it may be underlying, into which the populace in general abide by. If it wasn't for this then there would be chaos and we probably would not of evolved much from our origins.
Of course things do change as our acceptance or non acceptance of different issues arise, When these things do then it usually with the acceptance of what is right or wrong changing for an increasing amount of people until a point is reached at which the overwhelming majority view has changed and so what was wrong becomes right or vice versa.
At this point in time, swinging is socially unacceptable, as is cheating, so we swingers stand accused, as do cheaters, of being in the social wrong. There may well become a time when swinging becomes acceptable, I hope not, as then it wouldn't feel so deliciously naughty for Lost, The fact that swinging for my wife and I between us is an accepted practice, and hurts no one, and allows us to partake with other couples in the same situation or with singles (who are facilitators not swingers)that have no obligation to an unknowing another is what makes it slightly different from cheating. Cheating is by definition dishonest whereas swinging isn't and because of this dishonesty cheating will always be wrong and, to a lesser or greater degree, alien to the national morality