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Straight Male, 59
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Bloody train wasn't big enough the explosion wasn't big enough. I'm not a happy bunny. It should of been a mahoosive ending to the bloody programme then they could of started a new soap more real to life set in somewhere like west Swindon or Redditch where real people live day to day normal lives where no one knows the name of their neighbours but only know its them because of the make of car in the drive waysit takes a 2 mile journey to get to the nearest pub which is a harvester type affair comprising of a 19 year old manager running the place with an assortment of bemused other staff.
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Quote by Jewlnmart
All those god awful threads that used to be tucked out of the way in the 'just for fun' section and have now appeared in the cafe.
Bah humbug! You miserable old cowboy Mart
It's great to see some people in the cafe again. all it takes is a few people to get their topic starting heads on and the place will be humming along nicely once more. 
My whinge for the day is...
Getting to the checkout in a supermarket with £70's worth of stuff and getting the last two numbers of my debit card the wrong way around and it being refused and making myself look a right pillock to the people behind me in the queue.
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
Turning the tables on Dave_W7's thread. how do men prefer their women?
For those that are shy and don't want to comment to, you can always still cast a vote, nobody will know it is you.
I like my ladies trimmed, neat, tidy and smelling of flowers
Amorphophallus titanum
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Nah Home pride or McDougalls
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Quote by Cubes
Download the Kindle app onto your PC and see what you think. It's not gonna be exactly the same as the actual kit, but it might give you a feel for it.
Thanks cubes I'm going to do that and try and get J to look at it without letting on that I'm interested in buying one for her.
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If she didn't know Dave what the f*ck wa the point in telling her about the previous! I know there's such a thing as honesty between partners but you can stretch a point. Gotta hand it to you though Dave, alex sounds like a feisty one and they're far more fun...most times
As for Chrimbo decs. If it was up to me we wouldn't have them. That's not because I'm anti Christmas I just don't really like them. I would however like to turn the whole of Christmas into a national non cultural religious holiday instead of what it pretends to be,
As for Chrimbo decs. If it was up to me we wouldn't have them. That's not because I'm anti Christmas I just don't really like them. I would however like to turn the whole of Christmas into a national non cultural religious holiday instead of what it pretends to be,
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A well known local nutter, and I mean that sincerely folks, caused mayhem on an estate near to us last year in the February snow. Sometime during the middle of one night the guy got up and collected lots and lots of snow and made a 2.5 foot high wall of snow crossing both ends of of a short untreated road in the middle of the estate. Not only had he packed this snow so hard he had even used a garden blow torch, the sort used to kill weeds, to melt the snow periodically during the packing so turning the both berriers into pure packed ice. this not being enough he even ramped the fresh falling snow up either side to help with concealing them. No way could anyone see these walls of ice even from only a few meters away.
The upshot of this is thatan oler lady smashed into it with her car and though moving at a slow speed wrote of her car and ended up in hospital. The police were called and after having taking photo's had to employ a guy with a JCB from around the corner to break the ice barriers up they were so hard. and to this day no one knows how the man who built these was handled. The guy who did this still lives in the street there and does, we know, have periods of going into Psychiatric care whereas the lady who was injured has moved. Care in the community eh? Wonder what he'll try this year.
The upshot of this is thatan oler lady smashed into it with her car and though moving at a slow speed wrote of her car and ended up in hospital. The police were called and after having taking photo's had to employ a guy with a JCB from around the corner to break the ice barriers up they were so hard. and to this day no one knows how the man who built these was handled. The guy who did this still lives in the street there and does, we know, have periods of going into Psychiatric care whereas the lady who was injured has moved. Care in the community eh? Wonder what he'll try this year.
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Just an idea... Could your partner not go into a Salon that offers this service to women and discreetly find out if anyone knows of anyone who does or could do this service for you?
If we lived closer i'm sure J and a few of her girly mates would be more than happy to do it for you but not for the sex but for the sheer evil pleasure they'd gain. They'd probably want to get in some bottles of Pinot de Chardomay and a tube or two of Pringles and make a night of it
If we lived closer i'm sure J and a few of her girly mates would be more than happy to do it for you but not for the sex but for the sheer evil pleasure they'd gain. They'd probably want to get in some bottles of Pinot de Chardomay and a tube or two of Pringles and make a night of it
