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Quote by vampanya
Stew and dumplings.
Liver and bacon.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Me too! I thought stew and dumps before i even opened the thread! I totally love bunging the lot in the slow cooker in the morning and leaving it for the day. The house smells devine when we come in and its all hot and ready! Yummmm
Liver tho - Ewwww No!
A nice squidgy chocolate sofa
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Quote by Bluefish2009
This thread is going no where, and I for one would like to see it locked
LD
Where do you want it to go bluefish eh? C'mon tell us now. Maybe take the 06:10 National express to Heathrow pick up a flight to bloody Tegucigalpa Honduras or what mate. Let's keep it real buddy boy ya blimmin ninny (wink)
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Thanks Eliot, appreciate you replying as you've done.
I think what your trying to achieve is admirable and that its for the benefit of us the end users. My point is that if you look at the two chat rooms old against, new side by side, then you can appreciate the clean lines and uncluttered look of the old compared to the new.
The Vista/xp analogy was a bad one i guess, sorry about that. It was really just remarking on the look and usability of it rather than the technical wizardry.
SH chat room Pre Oct 2010 is what is considered as a design classic unique in its ease of usability and function. Simple things such as the icons depicting singles couples and even extras (though theXXcan initially cause confusion)
The Font options are now two numerous and for the most part unnecessary, the emoticons badly chosen and unwieldy to type (for example :kiss now has become
assionatekiss) Having Extras highlighted and the use of an avatar against the name is so small as to be pointless and is scruffy, surely the word "Extra's" after the user name is enough. The icons in general are more bulky and less easy to comprehend.
Losing the users list of the room your in whilst looking for a different room is a shame making the previous way more usable same as for the watchers window of the cams.
The 'eye' icon against the user watching a cam was by far a superior idea, at least all that happened when cams went on and off is they blinked and not the whole user name list in the cam watchers window moved up and down
Possibly even the border colour is not quite as good, OK the dark red is far more dynamic but maybe less eyefriendly than the pale blue. More intrusive possibly, a tiny point admittedly but these are just my initial observations.
I think what your trying to achieve is admirable and that its for the benefit of us the end users. My point is that if you look at the two chat rooms old against, new side by side, then you can appreciate the clean lines and uncluttered look of the old compared to the new.
The Vista/xp analogy was a bad one i guess, sorry about that. It was really just remarking on the look and usability of it rather than the technical wizardry.
SH chat room Pre Oct 2010 is what is considered as a design classic unique in its ease of usability and function. Simple things such as the icons depicting singles couples and even extras (though theXXcan initially cause confusion)
The Font options are now two numerous and for the most part unnecessary, the emoticons badly chosen and unwieldy to type (for example :kiss now has become
assionatekiss) Having Extras highlighted and the use of an avatar against the name is so small as to be pointless and is scruffy, surely the word "Extra's" after the user name is enough. The icons in general are more bulky and less easy to comprehend.Losing the users list of the room your in whilst looking for a different room is a shame making the previous way more usable same as for the watchers window of the cams.
The 'eye' icon against the user watching a cam was by far a superior idea, at least all that happened when cams went on and off is they blinked and not the whole user name list in the cam watchers window moved up and down
Possibly even the border colour is not quite as good, OK the dark red is far more dynamic but maybe less eyefriendly than the pale blue. More intrusive possibly, a tiny point admittedly but these are just my initial observations.
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When having the option to go between servers(or whatever they're called) 1,2&3 you could bring up the room list for that specific server. Now all rooms are in one place the list is f*cking endless. It was bad enough on server one with 4o0+ bi rooms now add all those to the main rooms and all the other rooms the list is mind bogglingly long. Once easy to digest bite sized pieces are now lumped together into a mound of indigestible Gristle.
This is SH's equivalent to Microsoft's Vista superceding XP...Nice idea but not so usable. still dont know why all this new technology could not of been rolled out under the previous, unchallenged by any other chat room style on the web, design. surely thats not rocket science. all of the good things that are new could of been placed into the same design layout.
This is SH's equivalent to Microsoft's Vista superceding XP...Nice idea but not so usable. still dont know why all this new technology could not of been rolled out under the previous, unchallenged by any other chat room style on the web, design. surely thats not rocket science. all of the good things that are new could of been placed into the same design layout.
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Whether its in chat or on forum I do love a good numpty. People, including myself because i am a people too, become animated for a short while. Disbelief, disgust, moral piousness, placatory, defamotory or any other long word that indicates a response are great fun almost to the point of a silent little quiver and a quietly spoken expletive of incredulity emits itself from me.
OK there comes a point when numptyness becomes not fun but until that point is reached then you know its going to be a good read
Unless a mod has had a bad day and stops it from full fruition. actually would be more fun if we had a vote on all locked threads, obviously not the really silly AUP breaking ones but the "I'm a mod and I got a feeling this is going nowhere" type locked thread.
Thank you those who are numptys for making me blow bubbles into my coffee mugs. May you never get well
OK there comes a point when numptyness becomes not fun but until that point is reached then you know its going to be a good read
Unless a mod has had a bad day and stops it from full fruition. actually would be more fun if we had a vote on all locked threads, obviously not the really silly AUP breaking ones but the "I'm a mod and I got a feeling this is going nowhere" type locked thread. Thank you those who are numptys for making me blow bubbles into my coffee mugs. May you never get well
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It can come across as a bear pit in these forums to the new poster and starting contentious posts can be one way of getting noticed in the beginning, however, you do have to post with the knowledge that what you type may not be the way in which others interpret it. Remember also that posting in print is different to conversation in that a reply can be thought about changed around before posted so maybe come across as being clever, but it isn't, its a considered response.
You say your post was a joke Smiley boy. Where is the humour? You maybe able to see it but others cant. Thats not their fault, its yours for posting without considering how others may see it. Not an uncommon mistake believe me most of us 'clique', as you, say have been there and have learned the hard way although accepting tha fact that it could be ourselves in the wrong and learned the right way to post.
Maybe it might be that you should try replying to some posts before starting a topic to get used to 'how things work'. Please don't think that your contributions to forum won't be appreciated just ease yourself in the door rather than burst in, it can takw time to build relationships and a rapport even in cyber world.
Dirty girl hasn't been unreasonable or nasty or any of those things she was just replying to your posts, OK she is from Scotland, and that has to be taken into account, but on this occasion she's not been offhand at all.
Hang about and put your t'upporth in on some other posts see how the land lies then start some more threads if you have questions or ideas you want to see debated, new blood is good blood for forums, just make it more considered or else learn to enjoy being twatted by the 'clique'
You say your post was a joke Smiley boy. Where is the humour? You maybe able to see it but others cant. Thats not their fault, its yours for posting without considering how others may see it. Not an uncommon mistake believe me most of us 'clique', as you, say have been there and have learned the hard way although accepting tha fact that it could be ourselves in the wrong and learned the right way to post.
Maybe it might be that you should try replying to some posts before starting a topic to get used to 'how things work'. Please don't think that your contributions to forum won't be appreciated just ease yourself in the door rather than burst in, it can takw time to build relationships and a rapport even in cyber world.
Dirty girl hasn't been unreasonable or nasty or any of those things she was just replying to your posts, OK she is from Scotland, and that has to be taken into account, but on this occasion she's not been offhand at all.
Hang about and put your t'upporth in on some other posts see how the land lies then start some more threads if you have questions or ideas you want to see debated, new blood is good blood for forums, just make it more considered or else learn to enjoy being twatted by the 'clique'
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I happen to think it's bad form if sex workers use the site to drum up business and I'm of a suspicious enough mind to think that for most professional sex workers there would rarely be any reason other than that of drumming up business being on site. However, do I care? Do i heck as like. Do I object to sex work? Depends but fundamentally if its a choice thing then no. Do I think people who are found out peddling their business on SH should be allowed to? No I don't.
It's a hobbyist recreational site and anyone found "working" it should be hoofed out. Hell I don't even like the 'commercial events' pice of forum I think it gives a shite impression and i'd ;ike it gone or even put low down on the bottom of the left hand side menu bar as a link much like the SH Magazine link under shopping.
It's a hobbyist recreational site and anyone found "working" it should be hoofed out. Hell I don't even like the 'commercial events' pice of forum I think it gives a shite impression and i'd ;ike it gone or even put low down on the bottom of the left hand side menu bar as a link much like the SH Magazine link under shopping.
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There's not often I get emotional but i must admit to having a tear or two as I witnessed the first miner Florencio Avalos emerging from being entombed 2000' below ground a truly amazing amazing sight. Not often are there news stories of human trial and endeavor to top this. Well done those miners and well done those rescuers
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Dice game is fun. a friend of ours has a polyhedral dice set and uses a 4-sided sided dice to determine a card drawn from one of four piles of cards and then another to select a number from 1-4 forfeits or requirements written on the back. Lots of un as the couple wrote the cards themselves and they are quite, what can one say but, imaginative. always great fun as an ice-breaker, not too long not too short
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Missy now listen in ....
Step 2) Choose a tobacco. In this how-to I'll be using Old holborn, but I have, in the past, rolled drum, benson & hedges,Golden Virginia and even some pipe tobacco(NOT RECOMMENDED). Or anything that can be bought by a "friend" from overseas.
Step 3) Layout some tobacco on a piece of paper. Although, this step is not MANDATORY, it is suggested so that you can remove any small stems before they puncture your rolling paper and it is ruined! Glance over it and feel it with your hands and remove any hard pieces for disposal.
Step 4) Take a rolling paper and fold about 1/8 of an inch up and crease it. The purpose in this is to let it have a bend for when you go to wrap the paper completely: It just makes things easier.
Step 5) Holding your paper folded slightly by its original crease, fill it with tobacco. Try to make it as level as possible so that your cigarette end up even all around.
Step 6) To roll we use, NOT just the tips of our fingers, but the whole surface of the fingerprint region. Just slowly roll the paper up and down with the middle of your fingers barely above where the tobacco sits to keep it inside.
Step 7) Once we have rolled it SLIGHTLY tight we can use the crease we made to let the paper roll into a tube
Step 8) Ensure the whole cigarette is wrapped into the tube except the adhesive and then lick the adhesive. After licking the adhesive to moisten it just roll your cigarette some more so that the adhesive makes contact with the rest of the paper.
Step 9) This step is not necessary but is suggested. Pinch one end of your cigarette and tear off any tobacco hanging out of that end. Do not pull the tobacco out but rather break the tobacco at that spot(the very edge of your cigarette)! After throwing the broken off tobacco back into your bag tuck in the remaining tobacco using a pen or a key. It is best to tuck in some paper around it as shown in the photo. The reason is the it catches quite a bit of tar and collects there: Unless you want a nasty, bitter taste in your mouth then tuck it in ;)
P.s. Cigarette rolling is NOT the same as rolling marijuana. Cigarettes are best rolled somewhat tight. BUT...
Step 2) Choose a tobacco. In this how-to I'll be using Old holborn, but I have, in the past, rolled drum, benson & hedges,Golden Virginia and even some pipe tobacco(NOT RECOMMENDED). Or anything that can be bought by a "friend" from overseas.
Step 3) Layout some tobacco on a piece of paper. Although, this step is not MANDATORY, it is suggested so that you can remove any small stems before they puncture your rolling paper and it is ruined! Glance over it and feel it with your hands and remove any hard pieces for disposal.
Step 4) Take a rolling paper and fold about 1/8 of an inch up and crease it. The purpose in this is to let it have a bend for when you go to wrap the paper completely: It just makes things easier.
Step 5) Holding your paper folded slightly by its original crease, fill it with tobacco. Try to make it as level as possible so that your cigarette end up even all around.
Step 6) To roll we use, NOT just the tips of our fingers, but the whole surface of the fingerprint region. Just slowly roll the paper up and down with the middle of your fingers barely above where the tobacco sits to keep it inside.
Step 7) Once we have rolled it SLIGHTLY tight we can use the crease we made to let the paper roll into a tube
Step 8) Ensure the whole cigarette is wrapped into the tube except the adhesive and then lick the adhesive. After licking the adhesive to moisten it just roll your cigarette some more so that the adhesive makes contact with the rest of the paper.
Step 9) This step is not necessary but is suggested. Pinch one end of your cigarette and tear off any tobacco hanging out of that end. Do not pull the tobacco out but rather break the tobacco at that spot(the very edge of your cigarette)! After throwing the broken off tobacco back into your bag tuck in the remaining tobacco using a pen or a key. It is best to tuck in some paper around it as shown in the photo. The reason is the it catches quite a bit of tar and collects there: Unless you want a nasty, bitter taste in your mouth then tuck it in ;)
P.s. Cigarette rolling is NOT the same as rolling marijuana. Cigarettes are best rolled somewhat tight. BUT...
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Oh yes we are all patrons of the high arts here y'know. I love poetry this is from a book I read once a hard back it was, so i'll share...
There was a guy from Caerphilly,
Who wanted a much longer willy
he pulled it and he pulled it
then Yelled shouting "Shit!"
As it came off in his hand.
And now he looks really silly.
Think it was Rudyard Kipling though I wouldn't swear to it
There was a guy from Caerphilly,
Who wanted a much longer willy
he pulled it and he pulled it
then Yelled shouting "Shit!"
As it came off in his hand.
And now he looks really silly.
Think it was Rudyard Kipling though I wouldn't swear to it
Sex God
Quote by Dave_Desert229
Firebird. They are just about to release their 6th album. They are the brainchild of Bill Steer, former guitarist with Napalm Death and Carcass, but don't let that put you off. Firebird play early 70's influenced blues/rock in the vein of Rory Gallagher, Free, Mountain, Cream etc. If you want unpretentious heavy blues, check them out.
Airbourne are an Australian band and are, pretty much, AC/DC clones. no frills 'does exactly what it says on the tin' type of heavy riffs.
Orange Goblin are one of the UK's best bands. Live, they're awesome. Again, no frills, NWOBHM inspired British metal.
White Wizzard are a new band from LA who also play classic Brit inspired rock/metal.
I could keep on all afternoon, but I have to go to work soon.
Liking Firebird a lot Dave thank you. Really great bluesy rock, heavy on bass and great fitting vocals. :thumbup:
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Quote by kentswingers777
More than half of those with four or more - 56,490 - are on single parent benefits.
I bet the population would shrink somewhat....maybe that is what is needed, a complete look at benefits for people who have a whole long line of kids.
Oh that would be around % Oh you got me so convinced 777
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Quote by deancannock
I have to say not a big fan....but
Hey this is TV entertainment...nothing more..and nothing less.
If you don't like it go watch one of the other 100 channels now available. Fact is it regularly gets the highest rateings for the week on ITV..and so they can charge the earth for advertising at that time.
Of course your right Dean, and, we could say the same thing about almost anything and leave nothing to discuss give opinion or reaction to or deliberate. What do we do in forum then? Just keep wishing people happy birthday.
I believe it's shame that the media can manipulate the public into going with the hype if it tries long and hard enough. Whether thats right and proper is another question although I do love it when unexpexted programs become big successes though I realise that as soon as they do then they become once again media led and jump into the pockets of the money moguls.
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We all see it on the cooking programs, if we watch them which its hard not to there 'kin hundreds of them. But Microsalads come off it. If i was served a tiny spig of watercress torn into 4 or 5 along with half a cherry tomato i'd be a bit not goes with these sauces which are wiped onto a plate with a 'kin paint brush! WTF is that all about! OK it may look nice but there's not enough to taste for goodness sake. OK it might be a sauce you use to 'decorate' a plate to make it look interesting but why not buy a 'kin patterned plate and then serve a sauce on it, not a prick teaser of a taste on the plate. I mean what's one supposed to do , lick the plate? For gods sake it pisses me off a bit.
If your going to serve a bit of salad on the plate then make it a 1/4 of a ploughman's for goodness sake, you know, a decent sized tomato a leaf or two of a lettuce that looks like a bloody lettuce not something that looks like its grown on a coral reef, a slice or two of onion, pickled maybe, celery cucumber a dollop of mayonnaise/salad cream/branston/mustard. If you want to be posh throw a few stalks of cress on it, but please dont just give the freaking cress with nothing else and call it a micro salad when all it really is, is a few specks of frigging green stuff.
It aint right y'know it just ain't right!!
If your going to serve a bit of salad on the plate then make it a 1/4 of a ploughman's for goodness sake, you know, a decent sized tomato a leaf or two of a lettuce that looks like a bloody lettuce not something that looks like its grown on a coral reef, a slice or two of onion, pickled maybe, celery cucumber a dollop of mayonnaise/salad cream/branston/mustard. If you want to be posh throw a few stalks of cress on it, but please dont just give the freaking cress with nothing else and call it a micro salad when all it really is, is a few specks of frigging green stuff.
It aint right y'know it just ain't right!!
