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Lost
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 52
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · Gloucestershire

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FFM is so good to watch especially if both fems are bi and getting a double BJ is pretty awesome even better if one of the fems is straddling your face at the same time. And having a fem sit on your cock and one on your face is good too. Oh and the feeling of touching up two women at once has a certain wow factor two. Otherwise I can't really see the appeal myself.
MMF is cool to watch, especially, if the two guys work well together if they cant then it can be a bit crappy to be honest. J loves both ffm and mmf but to watch thinks that two fems are far more fun and horny. But then she's always wanted to see two guys fucking each other but not yet had the opportunity so can give an opinion on that.
Quote by GnV
Whether that be the shape of bananas....

Actually star, given that scientifically proven, the French are the largest penises' in Europe, I'm for ever hopeful that being in France will give me some magical advantage :rascal:
You sure this isn't the way this should read wink
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Isn't one of the possible drawbacks to leaving the EEC the fact that historically Britain was a massive force in world terms and other European countries had to sir up shut up and take notice thus benefiting from any type of economic/political and military relationship with Britain.
My thoughts are that this was done 'probably' under duress as most of the last thousand years we've been at war with some point of Europe at one point or another, and no matter how much people would like to think it doesn't matter, it still sticks in the craw of a lot of Europeans.
In recent times the status of Britain in world terms has diminished somewhat and instead of being 'the' world superpower Britain is no where near the force it once was. Even though Britain is still a very powerful force in comparison to many it certainly doesn't 'matter' so much on a global scale.
If Britain comes out of Europe then we risk The other European countries, which i think they would be only to happy to do, just sidelining us and even penalising us with regard to our economics and politics. If this became the case the rest of the world might do the same to some degree or other.
One of my pet dislikes, and I know its being overly picky, is the term some people use "I turned around and said to them...!" Instead of saying "I turned to them and said".
Must look bloody silly pirouetting time after time whilst having a conversation.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

Now the kids are all older and staying up later, if we ever did decide to swing as a couple agan, it would be impossible to do it at home.

Tell Mr B if fancies handholders at a club anytime, just give us a shout, be great to see you both again.
We have not really been swinging for a while, but we have carried on going to clubs. To be honest, we also find it more difficult to play in a club environment compared to home meets, butwe do enjoy the social side of clubs and that is the main reason we have carried on going.
Think we feel the same as NWC. Hey and if you fancy a sixsome going to a club we'd be up for a bit of that! Oh and Mrs B ...j says theres nowt wrong with Mr B's size he's a sexy bloke!
Quote by Trevaunance
Several is defined as: More than two but not many.
Makes you wonder how many is many, well it did for me?
Well apparently many is defined as: Being one of a large indefinite number.
So several is somewhere between three and a large indefinite number.

Ta for clearing that up then Trev :lol2:
I love the mix of subjects in one forum - OK I can understand chatroom issues, lets meet up, dogging, commercial seperate but otherwise throw the rest in to the melting pot and lets have some fun smile
Quote by Trevaunance
IMHO swinging is a part of my life, whereas a hardened swinger is someone for whom swinging is their life.
However I think many people refer to hardened swingers to reflect someone who has a experienced several meets.

Just several!:shock: Oh sh*t!! redface
My suggestions
10 posts = What the f*ck do I know
50 posts = Still know f*ck all
100 Posts = Why am I still doing this
250 Posts = Still here you know
500 Posts = Probably got too much to say
1000 Post = Definitely got too much to say
2000 Posts = Addiction is a bad thing
4000 Posts = Damned if i'm stopping now
8000 Posts = Missed out on shags because of forum
16000 Posts = Missed out on life because of forum
32000 Posts = Who am I what am I why am I here and nurse please get me my medication
lol
Yeah a bit difficult to really define what 'hardened swinger' really means. I guess along with what Minx said we'd add that it would be people who would jump on us and do or try and do really pervy stuff that we weren't prepared for. Along with possibly having a really overly spacious and loose vagina leering at you with a contemptuous smile from between a set of leathery inner thighs or a cock with bite mark scarring and adorned with tattooed notches along the shaft.
Quote by flower411
Lost used to be Lostboysandgirls but through one thing and another the site asked us to change it and so we asked if we could have the username of Lost and they said OK and so now we're Lost smile

Having seen this before I did think of you recently when I saw user names far more suggestive than your previous one !!
I rememeber "naughtyuncle" having a problem too !!
How times change !! rolleyes
yeah lol i've seen a few too flower! Mind you I think there is a possibility that we got reported by someone from the chat room who had openly told us that they weren't happy with the reference to the 'minors' from Peter Pan so i guess the site were duty bound to a degree to ask us to change it. Oddly though the connection had never occurred to us. We used the reference to the film 'Lostboys' and just added 'the girls' part for the sake of equality. Good thing in the end though as Lostboysandgirls was a bit of a gobfull and we were starting to get called Lbag by people in the chat room so all in all it turned out OK for us
If you were the first to f*ck an alien what sort of alien would you go for?
After giving this very little thought I decide i'd like the alien to be vaguely human female looking with four arms orange eyes purple hair and green skin.
Anyone else care to share their alien f*ckbuddy fantasy? smile
Lost used to be Lostboysandgirls but through one thing and another the site asked us to change it and so we asked if we could have the username of Lost and they said OK and so now we're Lost smile
I did say to my 15yr old son that no he couldn't have a girl stay overnight in his room with him no matter how much he'd tided it up and that he knew I didn't allow that sort of thing at his age. Only thing is i wished i'd not said it in front of him and the girl he wanted to stay over with at the same time. Why? you may ask. Because the girl was a bloody lad with long hair and an effeminate face!
Quote by GnV
The post count serves a useful purpose so leave it alone.

Oh go on then GnV......What purpose does it serve? I reckon the only one it serves is to, misguidedly, fill the large post count holder with prideat being so chest expandingly clever smile
If that were the case lost, you'd need a 48DD :grin:
Good god man! I am feeling myself a bit now. sillyhwoar::-?
Fuck its me I know its me OMG i knew i was being paranoid!
We've been about the chatrooms for a bit now and though not a lover of cams, well wank/sex ones, we have clicked the button on the odd occasion. What does occur to me is the size of some of the cocks! Well quite a lot of them and being honest some of them are just fuc*ing huge. Unluckily sporting just an average sized one(though it is enormously good looking compared to othe ones) I would never do cock cam as it would just make mew feel inadequate.
I know I sholdn't give a shite really but I can't help it and when you see a large cock on cam and then the nest one you look at is only mr average or mr less than average it does make me wonder what the lesser Mr's think.
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The post count serves a useful purpose so leave it alone.

Oh go on then GnV......What purpose does it serve? I reckon the only one it serves is to, misguidedly, fill the large post count holder with pride at being so chest expandingly clever smile
Says i with a post count nearing SIX THOUSAND! by god what a guy I am
Quote by GnV
The post count serves a useful purpose so leave it alone.

Oh go on then GnV......What purpose does it serve? I reckon the only one it serves is to, misguidedly, fill the large post count holder with pride at being so chest expandingly clever smile
Should we get rid of the post counts so that no one new or shy can feel intimidated by the number of posts a member has done in forum? I reckon we should smile
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Like Neil I find it so hard to post at length in forum and I wonder why? Surely practice should make perfect but in the case of forum It seems the reverse is true.

Can familiarity breed contempt even within a forum?
Depends on your family I guess smile
Quote by Theladyisaminx
I think the decline started when Sgt Bilko moved to Australia! wink

Whenever you pop your head up here this is the image I have :sticky:
The image of a yellow baldy drowning in sploodge?! That's well odd Minx. If I were you i'd look at some therapy :lol2:
Like Neil I find it so hard to post at length in forum and I wonder why? Surely practice should make perfect but in the case of forum It seems the reverse is true.
Quote by HimandHer
Seems simple enough to us, you either reappriase your personal morality and be prepared to go down the termination route, or you stick to your guns and raise someone else's child as your own, or you stop having penetrative sex.
We don't see a problem with either as long as it a conscious decision that you are both happy to make.
For the record we have discussed this in detail, and termination would be a no-brainer for us. Some people wouldn't agree and that's fine - their story would be very different if protection failed and they had to raise an unwanted and unplanned child as a product of a sexual encounter with someone they didn't really know.
Hypothetical and extreme certainly, but also a reality, surely this is one of the first things that a couple would discuss.

Yeah HimandHer I know that my answer to my own question would be the same as your/ Even though I would be compromising my own beliefs we'd be going down the no brainer route to termination too. Guess that makes me a hypocrite in the end but hey I've been called worse. Weird really I guess as if I'd entered into a relationship with a person who had got children by a previous relationship I wouldn't have a problem with that
I think all the reasons posted in this thread add to the demise of interest in the forums and no single factor can be wholly attributed to it,
One other thing that I think never helped was the regurgitating rather than reinventing of old topics. You know the sort of thing. When a subject was posted up, by a newbie to the forums, that had been, or something very similar had been, posted on before. A link to that topic would be thrown up by a long standing member to a time long past where something similar had been discussed along with saying "This topic has been done before ad nauseum" People putting these topics want them to be discussed in the here and now by the people in the here and now. Not by the heroes of swing from the ages of swinging magnificence a long time gone.
As the male half of Lost I think the the worst case scenario within my swinging world would be for a massive mistake to happen and unknowingly my better half become pregnant with an others child. OK the chances are probably pretty remote but nevertheless there is a possibility that it could happen regardless of the protection taken. What makes this a bigger nightmare for me personally is that I am pretty much anti termination for most circumstances although as a man I feel termination subjects/issues are less a factor I have or should have a say in. but the thought of the scenario puts shivers down my spine.
OK this is a bit on the extreme hypothetical side I guess especially as in our swinging penetrative sex is always rubber covered, though this we know is no absolute guarantee, as well as J having a coil fitted I guess we're pretty much covered as much as we can be for this situation.
I hate it when I see bareback/pregnancy risk type titles in the chatroom and although some might say that most people use these rooms as a fantasy type thing I can't get my head around any enjoyment gained from fantasising about it. If there are, and I guess there will be a few, who do take this sort of thing as more than a fantasy then i'd think they need certifying insane.

I would like to add that I do know that the real worst situation really would be to catch something real nasty in the STI department and die
There are quite a fe new clubs that have opened in recent times and it occurs to us that this seems to coincide with a reduction in people swinging from their own homes? For us this is a bit of a shame as , though w enjoy going to a club every now and then, we enjoy swinging in house. If we're honest we find it far harder and less comfortable to get to the sex end of things in a club.
Any one else find this?
Abu Qatada is a dangerous man.I got to admit that I think he's got a f*cking cool name!
So hope the forums become more integrated. I like the diversity that it brings out all in one place smile