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Trevaunance

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Straight Female, 52

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23 Aug 2013

I still believe the best dare would be to put your balls in your wife's hand and tell her you've had a single males profile on a swinging site for nine years
I can only imagine what the forfeit would be :sparring:

Quote by tarkadahl
probably out but stuff like flashing (to me) in a supermarket ie squatting down to get something off a low shelf while not wearing underwear or wearing a revealing top and then asking someone of her (or my) choice for assistance with something. I'm not sure whether I could get her to go to a swingers club but that would be great if I could - maybe the ultimate forfeit?

But on a serious note your looking for 10 suggestions but you have already suggested four, surely you can think of a few more. The best idea would be to speak to her to find out what she would be prepared to do, rather than ask people who have no idea of your limits and circumstances.

23 Aug 2013

I've just bought Mrs T an iPad for her birthday. not sure how she is getting on with it, but the kids seem to like playing games on it!

22 Aug 2013

Still ill!

21 Aug 2013

Hi, I'm lost. I was looking for the auto trader website to swap my old banger and I ended up here lol

lol

21 Aug 2013

Quote by tyracer
start removing the spanish at the boarder control and place them under gun point!

I'm sure your joking when you wrote this, however just to confirm that we cannot remove Spanish border controllers from there side of the border by force. That would be an outright act of war.

19 Aug 2013

We don't meet with couples so we are probably not the best placed people to give advice in this area. But it would seem to me that the people you describe are probably new to swinging and nervous, undecided, or merely in it for the thrill of the chase. Perhaps you would be better served if you looked for a more experienced couple?

17 Aug 2013

Rest assured. I have never found merriment or merth, let alond downright humout in any of you posts.
You sir, are the dyson of fun.

17 Aug 2013

Quote by Rogue_Trader
I am led to beleive that the majority of people who actually cross the boarder are spaniards going to work.

There are around 6-10,000 Spaniards that travel into Gibraltar everyday for work. Gibraltar has zero unemployment.

17 Aug 2013

As with most flash in the pan news stories the headlines take over from the central issue. So I thought I would spend a minute or two looking at what has caused the latest spat between Gibraltar and Madrid.
An artificial reef is being built in the bay of Gibraltar. The reef has been built to help replenish and protect dwindling fish stocks as well as to provide leisure and tourism.
Mr Rajoy, the Spanish PM have branded the reef as an ‘attack on the environment’. It is very noble of Mr Rajoy to stand up for the local environment in such a manner. However there is a storm drain built four years ago on the Spanish coast pointing directly at Gibraltars Western beach that diverts excess sewage from the mains sewers. Perhaps mr Rajoy's environmental concerns could stretch to looking at this issue?
Spain is happy to pump raw sewage into the bay but it is outraged that 73 blocks of hollowed-out concrete have been placed on the ocean floor. Worse still, it claims, this is jeopardising the livelihoods of countless Spanish fishermen who earn their living in these waters.
However the truth is that the Spanish government has built 25 identical artificial reefs along this Andalucian coastline. So where was the environmental concern or worry about the livelihood of fishermen at the time?
Now I would never profess to be a deep see fisherman, in fact the closest I come to fishing is buying Tuna and fish fingers, but the only sort of fishing affected by the new reef is raking the sea bed — which is illegal anyway.
But wait. There's even more hypocrisy to this story. Remember all those claims made by the Spaniards that there fishing industry in the area would be completely devastated? Well it turns out there is only one boat fishing in that area and he sells his catch to Gibraltarian restaurants!
You couldn't make it up! banghead

banghead

17 Aug 2013

Quote by Rogue_Trader
Quote from BBC website "Motorists trying to cross from Gibraltar into Spain have experienced long delays"

I must admit that I hadn't seen anything along those lines until you pointed it out, so thank you.
However that still doesn't explain why they are checking vehicles travelling into Gibraltar if they are so concerned about smuggling into Spain.
This latest farce began in a row over an artificial reef, so how can that be related to smuggling? Lets be honest here the whole border crossing issue is nothing more than a conveniently timed bully boy tactic and nothing to do with the real issue.

17 Aug 2013

Could I just pick up on two very good points made by others, but which hold no water in defence of the Spanish governments actions in the past few weeks.
Firstly

Quote by Rogue_Trader
Spain has a problem with the importation of tobacco and alcohol across its border with Gibraltar. So it is quite justified in doing its checks.

As far as I am able to tell there have only been rigorous checks for vehicles and people travelling in to Gibraltar from Spain. Surely they can't justify import issues by only checking people leaving the country? Wouldn't it make more sense to do it the other way around.

Quote by HnS
Like the UK, Gibraltar does not form part of the Schengen Area and, as a result, the border between Spain and Gibraltar is an external Schengen border through which Spain is legally obliged to perform full entrance and exit controls

Once again, this argument holds no water as they are not performing entry controls just exit ones.
This is nothing more than bully boy tactics designed to show a weak Spanish government as a a strong one to the Spanish populace. It is in fact no different in principal to the invasion of the Falklands in 1982, a massive diversion from domestic to foreign politics.

17 Aug 2013

Just for a change I'm in bed ill, seems like yesterday was only a temporary reprieve sad

sad

16 Aug 2013

Itoots, you are an admirable Apple advocate, and I have my feet firmly in the same camp in regards to my iPhone and iPod.
I would just like to enquire that you think an iPad are superior to the other alternatives. Is it just because they won't work here? (In which case we will get something else smile

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) Or is there are hard line technical issue you re on bout

16 Aug 2013

Well if they ban you, they can ban us too.
We are members of this site the same as you, so I'm prepared to say that you haven't broken the DPA with your post, and if someone says you have I'll take the same punishment.
On a slightly different tangent, try posting in the cold light of day and not in the heat of the moment. That way we won't all get banned lol

lol

16 Aug 2013

Crawled out of bed for the first time since Tuesday, feeling tired but alive smile

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15 Aug 2013

Aww thanks, you too.

15 Aug 2013

Quote by Lizaleanrob
why do women put on 100 dresses then go out in the first one they put on

Because that's usually the one their bum looks smallest in
There is a scientific theory to back this up. The woman tries on the first dress and says the immortal line "does my bum look big in this" and the fella dutifully replies along the lines of "Of course not sexy, you've got the cutest little bum".
However after being asked many times the man screams out her bum would look big from the moon and so the first dress is then worn.
bolt

bolt

15 Aug 2013

Day three of being ill for me too sad

sad

14 Aug 2013

As far a I see it iphone/ipad/ipod are trade names of a product. Whereas phones/tablets/music players are a generic term to describe various forms of technology from a multitude of manufacturers.
If you don't like it then stop talking to people about it. It's not going to go away

14 Aug 2013

Thrust and lift overcomes weight and drag.
Basically a wing is shaped so that it's upper surface is curved and longer than its flat lower surface.
As it thrusts forward, therefore overcoming it's drag the air must rush over the top half of the wing faster than the lower portion, therefore creating an area of low pressure above it and forcing the higher pressure air below to push it up.
When the amount of lift is greater than the weight the aircraft will lift from the ground.
But I'm stuffed if I know about bikes!

14 Aug 2013

Sweet and sour also

14 Aug 2013

Quote by flower411
Welcome back Trev ....
Hope you're not intending to destroy the foum again !

Well....

innocent

14 Aug 2013

Ill. :sad:

13 Aug 2013

Yeah sure, it used to be fun smile

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13 Aug 2013

I've already had dinner with Sean Connery flipa

flipa

And Michael Caine as well :eeek:

13 Aug 2013

We have heard that a club has opened up in Exeter. I couldn't find it in the club listings so I thought I would ask has anyone been to it? Is it any good?

13 Aug 2013

Quote by bluexxx
Right... I don't understand.... if Gibraltar doesn't belong to Spain, how can they charge people to go in? Is the sea around it Spanish, or something
If there's no actual ownership, how can they do it? It would be like me sitting at J27 of the M6 and making people pay me if they want to get on the motorway. I don't own it, but no matter... I'll do it anyway.
I don't get the legalities

It's irrelevant whether its legal or not as the Spanish Government hasn't actually imposed any tax/fine/whatever thus far. They have suggested it as a way of raising cash but to do so would be illegal under the Schengen agreement which is signed by Spain, although not the UK.
All they have done so far is impose checks on every vehicle travelling into Gibraltar. This is legal and could be done at any border in the EU. However it is not implemented elsewhere as it I basically too heavy handed and impractical to enforce over a long term.
They have also suggested a whole host of other measures such as not allowing use of Spanish airspace to Gibraltar bound flights (bizarrely flights out of Gibraltar can use Spanish airspace though), taxing online gambling based in Gibraltar that have there servers in Spain by mutual government agreement etc.
Ultimately it would appear to be a distraction being used by the Spanish PM as he is in sincere political difficulties and his country is suffering as we all know from the financial situation.

13 Aug 2013

Quote by Rogue_Trader
Unfortunately for Spain they have signed various open border treaties and rules as part of the EU. Therefore they cannot charge people to want to travel from Spain to Portugal.
They know it, but they are sabre rattling over the whole issue. My guess is that it will all die down within a week or two.

They are trying to charge folks from traveling from Spain in to Gibraltar, not Portugal.
Sorry, a complete brain fart on my part! However the principal still remains the same.

13 Aug 2013

Quote by bluexxx
The first time we met up with someone in a social context as described by the OP was a little weird. We had left our mic on when we were in the chatroom and it was really boring, so we started chatting to each other about going down the pub for a bit.
Anyway, half an hour after we get to one of the two pubs we had mentioned in walks a guy, who's username escapes me so lets call him Darthvader (Hopefully there isn't one on here!). He walked up to us at the bar and said "Hi Trev and Mrs T, I'm Darthvader!"
It was a bit weird and stalky at first, but he litterally lived 100 yards from the pub and had been trying to catch us online for a while.
And before anyone wonders, Yes it was a good night.

Did he use The Force? :haha:
Is it time for some jokes about how he handled his lightsaber too ?

13 Aug 2013

Napoleon Bonaparte.
Arthur Wellesley.
Attila the Hun.
And for after dinner entertainment we could play Risk! duel

duel