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14 May 2005

Quote by Maia

Try to keep the subject on soft, gentle, tender sex.

By the sheer nature of this thread, talking about the above would be considered hijacking it surely.
This is true. I kinda skipped in half way and saw the comparisons of rough or gentle & what was preferred.
I'll get me coat!!!

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14 May 2005

Quote by Maia
could be the thought provoking PMs I have been having with someone...

Don't start that 'thought provoking' lark at this time of night.
Who knows where it might lead?
Try to keep the subject on soft, gentle, tender sex. wink

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14 May 2005

Quote by Maia
I don't think i am being articulate enough tonight.

You & me both!!!
My excuse is Pinot Grigio. What's yours?!!! wink

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13 May 2005

Quote by acetates
i prefer slow sensual and gentle anyday...each to their own though as always

Slow & sensual wins for me BUT sometimes passion overcomes restraint and hurried & rushed is either called for or can't be helped.
A fantasy of a partner once was that I pounce on her as she comes indoors from work, rip her clothes off and fuck her. Or a moonlit walk on a Corfu beach isn't the time or place for prolonged foreplay when passions become roused!!!

Quote by Maia
I prefer slow, sensual and gentle too, over something more hurried, rushed and rough. The latter feels like I am being done unto. How do I put this, I always try to make the distinction to my lovers that you do not make love to someone, you should be making WITH them. Maybe in my mind, I see something that is perceived as rough sex synanymous to treating the woman as a cock receptacle. I might be wrong.

Maia, this sounds like the man is instigating the sex and i can understand how you'd feel but what if it were the lady instigating it?
She isn't being treated as a cock receptacle but she wants that cock for her delight and nothings gonna stop her having it!!!
I think for hurried, rough sex then both have got to want it and I'd certainly feel uncomfortable if I felt I was forcing myself onto my partner even slightly or she was forcing me.

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2 May 2005

Quote by a13xg
Well, having been with a chinese girl for 5 years, I can honestly say there actually is a difference .... the smoothness of the skin, the absence of body hairs, and the tightness of the honey pot ...
Well, maybe for the first few months, but after some intensive use, it kinda lost some of its magic, but still very good!

If your cock can distinguish the change in "tightness" after a couple of years shagging then what disappointment you gonna feel (or not feel!!! lol

) when a baby's head has popped through her "honeypot"?!!!

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2 May 2005

Quote by Scandal
Mrs Hamster always makes breakfast for Mr Hamster

Hamsters are nocturnal so when does a hamster actually have breakfast?!!! dunno

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2 May 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
Dino tiles bathrooms for a livin but our bathroom has taken 14 months for him to finish :roll:

Just goes to show how true the expression "A plumbers tap always drips" actually is!!!

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2 May 2005

Quote by little gem
This is such a complicated one as I am so switch it depends on the other person. If they are really dominant I love to play sub, if they are really sub then dominant it is. I don't prefer one over the other as they are completely different roles.
Or is it just me being damn awkward again!?

Just like little gem says.
Only for me it is not complicated at all. I enjoy taking either role depending upon my partner or my/my partners mood.
When we played these games I was always dominant with my wife because she just couldn't be dom, it just made me laugh 'cos she was so meek & mild.
But other partners, who are naturally more assertive in life, I have been more than willing to be submissive to their demands.
It doesn't work for everyone but variety certainly is the spice of life.

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1 May 2005

Quote by CuddlySimon
.......being uncut makes wanking so easy, can't understand how cut blokes manage it.

I was circumsised when I was 33 and boy did me & the wife have trouble getting used to wanking the new slim-lined littlemee!!!
You're right CuddlySimon, wanking was so easy before. It's easy now but we just had to modify our technique a little.
The wife never got the knack and had to use KY or she just caused me too much pain. She never got a blister but I used to be red raw!!!

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1 May 2005

If you watch it long enough it finally comes to a standstill and only then did I realise I had saliva dribbling down my chin. lol

:lol:

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1 May 2005

Quote by Maia
Old git? :shock: Don't talk such rubbish...

When you get to my age you can't help it.
Senility it's called!!!

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1 May 2005

Reading about all you lovely 20 & 30-something year old women being happily involved with 40 & 50-something year old men is warming the cockles of this old gits heart.

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1 May 2005

Quote by Maia
They won't be swinging if they are anywhere near my chin....

Ouch!!! :scared:
Ouch? Aww I thought some men liked having their testicles used as lollipops... :P
Ooops. Sorry. I read it as a threat!!!
And we do :lol:

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1 May 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
Will answer it with any old bullux then and I'll still get it!!

I wouldn't expect anything else from someone quite as imaginative as yourself. lol

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1 May 2005

Quote by Maia
They won't be swinging if they are anywhere near my chin....

Ouch!!! :scared:

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1 May 2005

Quote by Maia
But I know how bollocks feel like .........

Only when they're in your hands or swinging against your chin. lol

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1 May 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
And I've been told that if you don't answer it I can't give you a

Oh I'll take the thrashin then wink

Sorry to disappoint you but you seem to have misread my post!!!

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1 May 2005

Quote by Maia
I actually know what it feelsllike to have bollocks

No no. You think you know what it's like!!!
You'll never be quite sure now, will you?!!!

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1 May 2005

Quote by Maia
Hmmmm let me think........
NAHHHHHHH!!!

Spoilsport.

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1 May 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
Did I miss one littlemee???
I thought I answered all yours
Cathy x

Don't come all innocent with me. wink

My last question, about motorcycle racing, remains unanswered.
And I've been told that if you don't answer it I can't give you a smackbottom

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1 May 2005

Quote by Maia
Well there is an obvious solution to this, women should just go pantyless... I don't know why it hasn't caught on yet.. I find it terribly liberating :P

But panties are an intrinsic part of foreplay!!!
Their absence can only detract from the pleasure. IMHO.
Afterall, how nice is it to feel (or be felt) through a pair of lace panties.
Or have them ripped off in the height of passion.
Or teased off gently from underneath your dress. wink

:twisted:

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1 May 2005

With Fabio the PM Victim for this week does that mean he has to answer the questions that Cathy didn't answer last week? confused

: :?: :?:

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1 May 2005

Quote by acetates
....a few items of clothing were removed,then shock horror!!!!!!! the hairiest muff i have ever seen(real life or photo) stared me in the face,now im not abject to a bit of hair on a pussy but this was unbelievable,theres no way i could have physically penetrated if it came to that,i made my polite excuses without hurting anyones feelings and they left about half hour ago

Oh come on!!! What's wrong with hairy one's?
IMHO they're adorable whether they're shaved or au naturel.
And as for "no way i could have physically penetrated" I can't say I've ever seen it so thick that I can't get my tongue into the places that a tongue should be!!!
The only turn off I have about "hairy muffs" is not the thickness of hair but the spread!!!
When it's sprouting around the sides of her panties it can be a bit of a passion killer. Mainly 'cos I'm PMSL!!!

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1 May 2005

Quote by Thomas
What about the *smallest* age gap ?

Strange but true......one of my girlfriends was born the same day as me. She was a few hours older.

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30 Apr 2005

Calm down everyone, calm down!
Let the guy blow his own trumpet if he wants to 'cos I doubt if anyone else will want to blow it for him. lol

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30 Apr 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
HHGTTG gets everywhere ;)

Heard the radio show, read the book, seen the TV programme now waiting for the film.
But just remember what the HHGTTG says about Earth............'Mostly Harmless'.
Brief but reassuring to know.

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30 Apr 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Damn missed it... watchin Return of the Jedi on DVD

Don't panic!
The ever entertaining BBC will be showing hours more of this gripping sport tomorrow no doubt.

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30 Apr 2005

Quote by mollyandchris
When you say what does your car say about you do you mean to your face or in secret behind your back?

To my face it says
"Slow down ya mad sod"
"Don't just stick me in the cheap car-wash, valet the inside as well ya tightarse"
"Turn the radio down"
"Is my backseat ever gonna see some action?"
"Get this Guns 'n' Roses tape out and play some Country & Western"
In secret behind my back it says
"I love littlemee 'cos he picked me even though I'm a shite colour"

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30 Apr 2005

Quote by Manolishi
Anyone ever fathom why 42?

If you don't understand the answer it's because you don't fully understand the question!!!

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30 Apr 2005

Don't forget there was a couple of hours of snooker on BBC2.........zzzzzzzzzzzz!!!! :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

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