Quote by Maia
how about some lemon meringue pie then? ..
Oooo now your talking!!! :lickface: :lickface:
One of my favourites.
Come to think of it, there isn't a pudding I don't like!!!
Greedy sweet-toothed fatty that I am!!!
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littlemee
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
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One good thing about caravans is watching one when it gets into a speed induced weave on the motorway.
Seeing it get worse & worse until all the driver can do is stick his head up his arse and pray!!!
Have you ever seen one and then driven passed when it is back under control?
How WHITE is that driver's face?!!!
Hee hee.
I bet the inside of the car smells for a while afterwards!!!
Seeing it get worse & worse until all the driver can do is stick his head up his arse and pray!!!
Have you ever seen one and then driven passed when it is back under control?
How WHITE is that driver's face?!!!
Hee hee.
I bet the inside of the car smells for a while afterwards!!!
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Quote by blonde
Babe,
Where is your imagination ??? They were so so so scarey when I was a little girl....... they used to give me nightmares..... can't wait to see them again !!!
2 and three quarter hours to go............. yippppeeee !!!
Oh I have an imagination, believe me.
I was scared of Thomas The Tank engine and I was about 18 then.
That demonic face on the front of a train engine!!!
Out in the hills in the middle of nowhere!!!
Speaking with a Welsh accent.
Nasty!!!!
But DALEKS, pah!!! Pussycats they are, pussycats!!!
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I could never get the whole Daleks thing!!!???
Even as a kid I thought they were pants!!!
How can anything that can't go up stairs and has the manual dexterity of a sink plunger be scary?!!!
Ooooo, shouting "Exterminate. Exterminate" is really going to get your enemies quaking in their boots!!!
Even as a kid I thought they were pants!!!
How can anything that can't go up stairs and has the manual dexterity of a sink plunger be scary?!!!
Ooooo, shouting "Exterminate. Exterminate" is really going to get your enemies quaking in their boots!!!
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Don't talk to me about the weather!!!
I've just moved up to Derbyshire & I only popped into this Cafe to get out of the rain and wait 'til it was dry.
I've been in this bloody place for weeks now!!!
As soon as it's stopped raining I'm gonna leave all you saddo's & perv's to carry on talking about the Pope & HobNob biscuits!!!
Just "GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!" (Not!!!)
:D
I've just moved up to Derbyshire & I only popped into this Cafe to get out of the rain and wait 'til it was dry.
I've been in this bloody place for weeks now!!!
As soon as it's stopped raining I'm gonna leave all you saddo's & perv's to carry on talking about the Pope & HobNob biscuits!!!
Just "GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!" (Not!!!)
:D Orgasminator
Quote by Suze43:? Ok can someone out there please please let me know something?? Why Why oh Why is it that after ive been out dancing and drinking like a fish till 2 in the morning after a very busy day at home, i wake up a couple of hours later??? Its sooooo annnoying, why arent i sleeping in a drunken stupor, why is my sleep interrupted like it has been this morning, why is my mind racing over the events of last night thinking "oh my god i said THAT". Is it the alcholol that keeps me from sleeping or what?? Any ideas guys or shall i just stop drinking and become the shy person i am when im sober??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :confused: :confused: :confused:
There is only one answer to this problem.
Carry on drinking until you fall asleep......when you wake up, start drinking again!!!
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Quote by sheffieldfun4two
In 4 years of swinging, and after all the guys I've had sex with, I've never been double penetrated, but woul love to give it a shot!
Problem is, as some of you will know, I'm quite petite and I don't think my rear could take a large cock if my pussy is full too!
Should we advertise for guys with small cocks? And if so, who is likely to own up?! You know what men are like!
Honest men with a modicum of self-esteem & self-confidence will reply to your advert because, unfortunately, not everyone in this world is genetically lucky enough to be born with a trouser busting cock.
Luckily, I think I'm mature enough to accept my, so called, inadequacies (be they mental, social or physical) and just get on with things. Afterall, a bloke doesn't go out and choose the cock he's gonna have for the rest of his life, does he?
But we all have to make the most of what we've got (it's just that some of us have to do more 'making' than others
)I hope you find the perfect size to fit your lovely arse & all involved have a great time.
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Quote by Alex Rogers
Ok, ok, last try... bad sex is to good sex as erm, kenco is to illy espresso. No, bugger that. How about, bad sex is sex when you'd rather be online checking who's replied to your last post.
Oh dear.
Think I'll go now.
Well to me, that's like saying 'I scored a poor winning goal in the Cup Final'!!!
At worst, sex is good. At best, it's.......well, the best!!!
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Quote by Alex Rogers
<self-deprecating mode>
I'd show you, but you'd have to sleep with me.
</self-deprecating mode>
Bad sex is any sex during which you catch yourself wondering "did I leave the gas on?"
But surely, if it is getting bad & you are thinking that you are about to start thinking about the gas then shouldn't you be doing something about it to make it better for you?
Afterall, you only get out what you put in!!!
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Quote by Red(RHG)
i am really turned on by the thought of getting a long deepthroat blowjob! the most important thing is that when i cum, i want to force my cock as far down the throat as possible before pumping my cum!
has anyone had this experience?
do you know of any websites that feature this act?
Reminds me of a challenge.....................
Cathy x
.........and was the challenge won or lost? :twisted:
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Quote by alspals
Mon Du ! les swingers de Englataire est arrivee ! citizens defendes le honor de Frances !
...tha wot, luv?? :shock: :shock:
:lol:I think it says something about the French sending all their crap footballers over to England to earn loads of money!!!
But then my French was never that good so I might be wrong!!!
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Quote by marktheminx
Ok little question,
Who,s at home an who,s at work?
I'm between jobs this week. Start work again after the Bank Holiday.
I'm gonna miss the chat on here when I'm back in the real world.
There are some lovely people on here.
to the ladies & :cheers: to the blokes. Orgasminator
Quote by Rob1961
Found my Mobile Phone Girl
Well I found her last night on the same bus, this time round she gave me a smile, so I jumped off teh bus at teh same stop and said hello.
Nice girl, Jenny, 25 years old, We had a drink and im seeig her again on friday.
'Why did she take the photo' - I hear you ask
Her answer ' it got you to talk to me did'nt it'
Well she was right there so lets see what happens from here.
Aaahhhh, young love.
Warms the cockles of my heart reading this.
Good on ya Rob & don't forget to bring Jenny to the Cafe!!!
