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28 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
a lady telling me what to do (way back to my teachers at school, a physio nurse, well, any nurse really(!!!), a work trainer)
:

will this be the classic nurse's uniform i.e. dress, rather than the new tunic and trousers combo?
I don't care what they're wearing.....it's an authority thing I guess!!!

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28 Apr 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
What floats our boat? :shock:
Okies avatar :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: :rose:

Many people could say the same about yours.
John looks gorgeous!!!! rotflmao

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28 Apr 2005

Stop this hijack & back to the thread.
My boat floaters are :-
waking up next to someone I love (or really fancy, at least) biggrin

seeing a woman in her absolute favourite dress (she just oozes sex appeal 'cos she knows she looks good 'cos she feels good) :shock:
a lady wearing nothing but one of my shirts wink

flirting with a complete stranger on the phone (e.g. a wrong number or when you call a bank, insurance company or call centre, etc) rotflmao

a lady telling me what to do (way back to my teachers at school, a physio nurse, well, any nurse really(!!!), a work trainer) whip

a bum in tight bike leathers silly

hwoar:
a sweaty body after some very recent exercise. hump

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28 Apr 2005

Quote by Ms Amber
.......stinky attitudes and stinky feet!! :eeek:

.............stinky anywhere!!!
And overgrown pubic hair. :scared:

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28 Apr 2005

Quote by littlemee
I hope to be moving to France soon and thought it would be great to have swinging parties for the British. What do you think. Will we get bookings?

It depends where the party will be as far as I'm concerned.
If it's in a 3-bed semi in a big town suburb then I'd rather stick to Blighty.
If it's in a chateau in the Chamapgne region or in St Tropez then book me in now!!!
How about a quite farm house where you can walk around with no clothes on. But the cows might see you
I can do that in Derbyshire!!!
Sell France to me to make me want to go.

Quote by Libra-Love
Now don't forget the pole, the swing, the waterbed and the glass wall.....
Oh, and I won't be leaving

Now thats's how to sell France to us.
Kit-Off, maybe you should hire Libra-Love as your Design / PR / Sales guru.
The punters should come flooding in once she has let her creative juices flow on your new venture.

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28 Apr 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
UPDATE
Our home is once again a dog free zone.
Thanks Kit-Off for the trial run with Willow. Sorry it didn't work out, she's lovely, but she needs someone who is more of a doggy person to love her than me. Gonna miss her responding to strangers asking for my number on the prom though :giggle: maybe she's the solution to unwanted attention at munches?
Anyway, the cat is finally back down at floor level after spending the week skimming the heights of the boys bedroom. My room is pooch poop free, I'll be turning my black carpets back to cream today and all my white rugs can come back into use. Haha... I've found out I am kinda house-proud after all
Think I'll stick with cats from now on :P

At least you did it sensibly Libra-Love and you should be applauded for that.
Imagine how many arseholes buy a dog and then find out what you have found out & just dump the poor buggers!!!
It might be a shite slogan but "A dog is for life, not just for Christmas".

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by naughtynottslad
can shy unconfident men be brought out of their shells and enjoy this lifestyle?

You can only decide to come out of your shell yourself, no-one can do that for you.
Some people may be able to help you with that but if your friends haven't been able to do it then why do you think complete strangers will? :confused:
You can become friends with anyone so if that happens on SH then good on ya.
Get yourself known by being friendly & conversational and voila, shyness instantly cured and you haven't had to resort to any of that mucky stuff!!! wink

:welcome: from one shy guy to another.
Have fun!!!

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
I hope to be moving to France soon and thought it would be great to have swinging parties for the British. What do you think. Will we get bookings?

It depends where the party will be as far as I'm concerned.
If it's in a 3-bed semi in a big town suburb then I'd rather stick to Blighty.
If it's in a chateau in the Chamapgne region or in St Tropez then book me in now!!!
How about a quite farm house where you can walk around with no clothes on. But the cows might see you
I can do that in Derbyshire!!!
Sell France to me to make me want to go.

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Nahh!!! I'm from Sarf Lundun and I chunter.

You sure? That sounded a bit estuary to me.
Lived on south side of Thames most of my life so that might be why but born in Penge, South Norwood.
Didn't spend long there though 'cos ma & pa quickly moved us to Kent via a brief spell in Crewe.
kent via Crew, was that before GPS?
John
smile

It was before the M1 let alone GPS!!!

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
I hope to be moving to France soon and thought it would be great to have swinging parties for the British. What do you think. Will we get bookings?

It depends where the party will be as far as I'm concerned.
If it's in a 3-bed semi in a big town suburb then I'd rather stick to Blighty.
If it's in a chateau in the Chamapgne region or in St Tropez then book me in now!!!

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by Alex Rogers
Nahh!!! I'm from Sarf Lundun and I chunter.

You sure? That sounded a bit estuary to me.
Lived on south side of Thames most of my life so that might be why but born in Penge, South Norwood.
Didn't spend long there though 'cos ma & pa quickly moved us to Kent via a brief spell in Crewe.

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
Righto.
Chunterin (v) intran, to chunter, chuntered. I was late for the bus because I chuntered .
Help please?

Chuntering under your breathe - mumbling, grumbling - maybe it's a Yorkshire thing.
wink

Cathy x
(Not to be confused with chundering which I believe to be vomiting)
Nahh!!! I'm from Sarf Lundun and I chunter.
Not a trace of Yorkshire blood in me either.

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by Andromeda
Special offer, one day only (friday)..... Free foot massages (and nothing more) in Manchester
OOOh COME ON!!! its bank ho9liday - extend the offer heheheheheh

If it's Bank Holiday then you might get a special offer.........
"Foot massage - 3 for the price of 2"!!!

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27 Apr 2005

This Poll seems a little lop-sided!!!
dickndom, you must be Peter Kaye fans and just wanted him to win your Poll so you put him up against some very 2nd rate competition?!!!
I've never even heard of Shirley Ghostman!!! dunno

But, my claim to fame is I used to know Chubby Brown's sister!!!

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
LOLOLOL
My tits are old hat now mate!
Maybe they will come out occasionally for a 'lap' of honour
Cathy x

I would be honoured to have them in my lap!!! :wink:
Schlop!
:twisted:
Cathy x
(Laffin!)
Oooo! Lovelyyyyy!!! biggrin

Could I be a real nuisance and just ask you to jiggle them about a bit as well please!!! :wink:

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia

I must stop wanking so much, it's ruining my eyesight.

You reckon? Seeing that you're forever shaking Mickey Mouse's hand, are you really sure? lol

:lol:
Ahh, but what is my left hand doing?!!! wink

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by gands0719
Also asked for (and received) an apology

At least they were gracious enough to do that.
I suppose you can't knock them for trying to get a TV prog together. They probably think everyone wants their 15 minutes of fame though.
Talking of 15 minutes of fame......what's the name of the dance in your advert picture?!!!
It looks as though it might get you famous for the wrong reasons!!! wink

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by jodiebakesalot
Poor me, im stuck at home with a broken jaw wired shut cant fit a thing in my mouth except a straw

Ouch! How'd you do that?

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by gands0719
E-mail address is (was) on our advert

Oooops! It might help if I read your thread PROPERLY.
I thought you meant snail mail address!!!
I must stop wanking so much, it's ruining my eyesight. redface

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by gands0719
They got it from here, I guess...and yes we do object !

How did they get your address from here?

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by gands0719
..... or as in your case where there are more than two people in the relationship.

Do you know where they got this idea about your relationship from AND your names and address?
And if you do know, do you mind these people giving these details out?

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
LOLOLOL
My tits are old hat now mate!
Maybe they will come out occasionally for a 'lap' of honour
Cathy x

I would be honoured to have them in my lap!!! :wink:

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
i am being ecologically friendly and minimising laundry...

Oh come on now! How bad for the environment can washing a skimpy pair of panties be?!!!
I think this is just an excuse & there are more clandestine reasons that you're not telling us about!!!

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
the last time i wore panties on a fulltime basis was when i was 15!

Quote by Maia
Yup...times are hard, you know....

Is this due to monetary constraints or in the efforts of time saving when the need arises?!!! wink

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27 Apr 2005

Quote by SXBOY
great tits too

Quote by reddog
oh by the way i agree with sxboy...nice tits.

Quote by Vix
BTW Red.....Nice tits.

Quote by Jas-Tim
Nice tits by the way, just in case you hadn't realised.

Quote by Vix
Look at Red(RHG)'s tits! Oi loikes they, oi do's.

Quote by Calista
BTW Red.....great tits honey

Quote by blissed
And your breasts are, indeed, delicious.

Quote by Nomad_Soul
nice tits babe

Quote by h256
Nice breasts!

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Nice Tits Red!!

Can anyone spot an underlying general theme to this thread?!!! silly

hwoar:
Judging from your avatar picture Cathy I'd just like to say the rest of you doesn't look too shabby either.
And can I just add..................................................................................................................
............................................................................................................................Nice hair!!!

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