Quote by Maia
oooo don't ... the thought of it just gives me the creeps.... imagine what Minnie sounds like when she orgasms...
Not much chance of that with me around!!!
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littlemee
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
UK
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Quote by Kit-Off
He wanted to know my name, where I live and he gave me his phone number and wanted me to call him to arrange a day to meet up. his name was kalsi9. Have you ever heard from him?
Just ignore them mate.
A lovely looking lady like you is bound to attract all sorts of attention. Wanted & unwanted.
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Quote by Maia
At around 12 midnight, I can often be found at the garden patio with my arm round my tits calling my cat in...
I have to ask
doesn't your cat like tits?John
john,
it's not that.. if i don't hold my tits, if a gust of wind blows i might end up giving myself a black eye
Is your pussy tucked up for the night or are you still at the mercy of those North Westerlies?
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Does anyone know the Black Sabbath track that starts with the sound of rain and then the church bell tolling. I think it's called Black Sabbath.......but Christ is that depressing!!!
Also Iron Maiden's 'Hallowed Be Thy Name'.
Anyone spotted I was a headbanger in my youth?!!!
Also Iron Maiden's 'Hallowed Be Thy Name'.
Anyone spotted I was a headbanger in my youth?!!!
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Quote by Kit-Off
You can have coffee if you wish but I only have de-cafe. Is that okay.
Oooo if you've only got de-cafe then I'll have a coffee please.
Too much caffeine makes me restless and keeps me awake and when I'm awake in the middle of the night I get bored & horny. :twisted:
Not much fun when the only pussy in the house is called Sid and comes from the Cat Protection League!!!
Hi horny,
In that case load of caffeen for you then
Sorry to interrupt but could I just ask Kit-Off what she expects me to do when the caffeine kicks in???!!!
hehehehe
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Quote by Red(RHG)
Three!!!! Nearly at the finish line!!!!!
I keep making the tea all weak and manky - you think they realise I'm pissed off yet?
Cathy x
(Barstools)
So will you be answering all our PM's next week when you're off work?!!!
I seem to be missing a couple of days answers from you.
What happens if you fail the PM Victim test?
Does the person who nominated you get to punish you?
Enjoy your last 3 days of work at least. Have you got anything planned to put in their tea on your last day? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by Maia
My daily dirty thought is to lure some poor unsuspecting male into a very innocent interaction in somewhere semi public... spend two hours peeeling the label of my drink bottle while we discuss everything but sex itself... intermittently squeezing his knees and crossing my legs so that my skirt rides up that he can almost see the top of my stockings...
Once he feels that he is actually in control, he will walk me home although not without taking a detour which involves me pressed up against a wall with my legs around his waist and him showing me what he really had been wanting to do for the past two hours....
then after he is spent.. I take him home and ride him senseless....
Quote by littlemee
I seem to get a dirty thought whenever I post a reply to any lovely lady in the Cafe.
I'm sure they're all trying to lead us men astray!!!
What did I say? Was I right or was I right?!!!
Thankfully, I was right!!!
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Quote by Calista
A friend of mine ........
Now be honest C, is this the infamous "I know a friend who..." when we all know who you really mean!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: By the way, the latest avatar picture is just gorgeous.
You have quite a few quality pictures to choose from judging from your web site. :thumbup: :wink:
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Quote by socrates1965
now whats the kinkiest encounter you've ever had-should be some good ones i think!
I don't like talking about this really 'cos I'm a bit embarrassed and afraid that all the Cafe fraternity will shun me when they know how kinky I am, but...........
.........I did actually kiss a girl once while the bedroom lights were still ON!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:welcome: to SH and try to have some fun with the rest on here. You WILL like it, 'cos if you don't then someone will
you. 