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littlemee
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
UK

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Quote by Alleyson
From what I can gather, the odds are not stacked in favour of the single male!!!! Well not through ads anyhow, much more likely to be sucessful through the forum or chat room so I've heard.

I have heard this to and can vouch that it is possible for a single man to capture the attentions of a fair maiden via the Cafe where they serve a marvellous chocolate cake & a lovely Chardonnay.
Quote by Maia
And by the way, what's with the obsession with sticking inanimate food objects in a woman's fanny??? Really guys, cocks are more than adequate....

I agree with Maia. I'd much prefer to be slipping any part of my anatomy in than letting the choccy bar have all the fun.
Nice advert Mr. Grooverider but can I just ask all on the Forum, is there much point putting an advert on?
Afterall, Sean is now one of 146 pages of Men seeking couples!!!
How many ads on a page 25-30?
That's around 4000 guys competing for the attentions of couples!!!
Do guys ever get replies from couples?
I'm just interested to find out if there are many couples who reply to these adverts.
And no, it's not because I've got an ad and never had a reply or because I'm contemplating putting up an ad. I'm just intrigued to what the odds for 'success' might be!!!
My, my, my :welcome: Delilah.
Sorry, some names have me bursting into song sometimes and yours is one of those. Fortunately for other people your name is rare so I don't sing very often.
Please plug your ears if I meet anyone called Alison, Kayleigh, Caroline or Betty. :karaoke: surpriseduch:
Quote by smokerjim
"Jim Murphy, you have one minute on your specialist subject, 2 and 4 stroke UJMs 1982 - present, starting now..."

I don't want to be picky James but what 2-stroke UJM's did they build?
Most 'multi' strokers were fairly individual and the 'Turbo Nutter Bastard' bikes of their day.
Suzuki GT380's & 750's.
Remember them?
Or Kawasaki's KH's?
Get's me all gooey just thinking about them and I never even owned one.
My older brother had a GT380 & some friends had KH250's and one even collected 'Kettles'......and before the non-bikers start making the obvious puns the 'Kettle' was a nickname for GT750's.
I'll get me coat before I bore everyone to death!!!
Quote by davej
Ah the good old days eh?
No colour television
No video recorders
No telephones in the house let alone mobile technology
Letters instead of emails
Washing with a twin tub instead of an automatic
Daily shopping with no super markets.
No Sunday trading. plus half day closing.
One weeks holiday in Bognor if you were lucky.
Being sent out with a crate full of empties to the Corona man for some more pop and the refund on the bottles.
The paraffin man
The rag and bone man
Cod liver oil by the tablespoon instead of capsules.
Coins as big as dinner plates in yer pocket.
No power tools.
Coal fires in the lounge
Frost on the inside of the windows in all the other rooms.
Lino round the edge of the room to polish.
Cars that wouldn't start.
Cars that wouldn't stop.
yep the good old days confused

No traffic jams and not being able to see another car on the M1.
The choice of 2 or 4 star petrol.
Writing a letter to your gran.
That TV tennis game with a bat that just went up & down and the 'bip, bop' sound effects.
Slade on Top Of The Pops.
Sugar sandwiches.
Power cuts.
Playing football in the streets.
Spud guns.
Raleigh choppers.
And in 1987 I'd been working for 6 years and was just finishing my BTEC HNC in Telecommunications. 5 years of day release & night school in the South East London Technical College in Lewisham. Lovely place!!!
Quote by BigBoi
I'm about to get a car, my first one may i add, so i was wondering if anyone has any suggestions as to which one i should buy. There isn't a money problem but obviously i don't wanna shell out £4000 a year in insurance, so nothing too extravagant please smile
One more thing, what was everyones first car?

My first motor was a red Vauxhall Viva 1300 HC. The HC apparently stood for High Compression 'cos this was the sporty (!?!) one. It was 'P' reg (1976) and I was 19 so that would have been in 1984. I didn't keep it long 'cos I was into bikes and started racing in 1985 so I sold the Viva for a Sherpa van!!!
The Viva was slow, ugly and didn't impress the girls (I guess I bought it because it matched my personality so well!!!) but I was able to have the momentous occaision of losing my virginity in the back of it to a gorgeous little lady that swallowed!!! What a lucky boy I was to find this lady for MY first time!!!
As for suggestions for a first car nowadays I think the same applies to when I were a lad. Get something cheap & cheerful for the first one 'cos you're bound to hit something, bugger the clutch and/or gearbox or have all your mates use you like a taxi service so why do all that to a car you have spent a fair bit on?
Anyway, have fun scanning Exchange & Mart / AutoTrader / etc!!!
Quote by Manolishi
Littlemee - not a Rush fan by chance?

Well spotted!!!
When I was a lad, yeah.
Now & then I dig out some Rush on vinyl to blow away a few cobwebs.
You can't beat 70's-80's prog rock!!!
On the bosses desk in the early afternoon (yep, after a pub lunch!) while the boss was in a meeting and the rest of the staff were in and working.
The girlfriend at the time was my bosses clerical assistant.
Luckily it didn't take me TOO long (the excitement I guess!!!) so no one knocked at his closed door for those few precious minutes.
His paperwork and things got a little, misplaced, which he questioned my girl-friend about later, and she was paranoid that he would see the sweaty little bum print on his polished wood desk!!!
Aren't office romances fun?!!!
JULY:
Fun to be with. Of course!!!
Secretive. Possibly.
Sometimes difficult to understand. rxtuchtic!!!
Quiet unless excited or tense. I'm even quiet then.
Takes pride in oneself. Oh no.
Has reputation for hard work. As being hard work possibly!!!
Honest. Certainly.
Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. No no no.
Friendly, but not always approachable. Very true.
Emotionally temperamental. Oh yes.
Moody and easily hurt. Yes again.
Witty. Never in a million years.
Not mean or revengeful. Of course not.
Forgiving but never forgets. Oh yes.
Dislikes nonsensical and illogical things. So so.
Sensitive and forms friendships carefully. Very carefully.
Caring and loving. But of course.
Treats others equally. I like to think so.
Strong sense of sympathy. The wife wouldn't say so.
Wary and sharp. As a tack.
Judges people through observations. Voyeur?!!!
No difficulties in studying. Yep, bit of a swat.
Loves to be alone. A wanker in other words!!!
Broods about the past and misses old friends. Too true.
Quiet, homey person. Yep, very boring.
Has difficulty making new friends. Yep, nobody likes me.
Prone to having dieting problems. Naahhhh!!!
Loves to be loved. Don't we all?!!
Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Yep.
Not bad at all Rachel-Lane. You (or the creator of this) have got me sussed pretty well!!!
Quote by schweetie
Right click on file. Chose delete. It will be sent to recycle bin. Then open recycle bin and delete from there

This will delete from readily accessable memory.
The file will be embedded in the memory somewhere and if your kids are clever enough they might be able to find it even when you have done the above deleting.
Just keep your fingers crossed or make sure your kids aren't cyber nerds!!!
Quote by rogerthedragon
The usual method is to scratch off the mark that says "cms" and let everyone know it is inches! lol
Either that or use a tape measure and make sure the end is at least a finger's length up your arse!
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Roger the Dragon cool

I did all that and still couldn't make the national average!!!
How many threads do you want running Sarah?
Shall we continue this conversation on the other one?!!!
Saturday night seems like a good time to post this. Seeing as all the 'do-ers' will be out 'doing' 69position and this Forum might be full of sad, lonely, boring old gits like me. :sleeping:
It's also my first thread creation so please don't shoot me down in flames before I've even got off the ground. :giveup:
Being single (virtually) for the last few months I have become more intune with my feminine side (???!!!). Must be all that daytime TV, cooking & cleaning.
Well tonight I had what I can only describe as a 'real girlie moment'. :idea: Or what I imagine a girlie moment might be if I were a girlie. confused:
Indulging in the lavish extravagance that is....
a large tub of Carte d'Or Crema di Mascarpone!!!
"Smooth ice cream made with mascarpone, swirled with a red berry sauce and sprinkled with pistachio nuts" it says on the label.
Well spooning my way through most of this tub while lounging on the sofa listening to a CD ('cos there's only crap on TV) I was thinking
'This is lovely. This is better than sex'. :!:
Before you all jump down my throat, it was just a momentary weakness and I didn't really mean it but it made me wonder.
Does anyone here have anything that is better than sex?
If you do then let's start a list. And while I'm in this enforced state of celibacy I might have something to look forward to on a Saturday night by trying somebody elses suggestion.
Somehow though I doubt if this will be a very long thread!!! But here goes anyway.
Quote by Alleyson
Had to reply to this one.
I'm 45 and single, just come out of a 22 year marriage and very happy right now. I'm not looking for another relationship, other than friendship,been there done that etc, but thats not to say I don't get lonely, I miss the hugs and cuddles and yes the sex too. I like being with a man who shows me some attention and is interested in me as a maybe a sex kitten too!! wink but to still keep my independence if that makes sense?
So no I don't agree that all women are looking for Mr Right.
Some of us are just looking for some laughs and hope to enjoy ourselves along the way.
Alleyson xxx

Puuurrrrrrrr!!!!
Quote by jezzay
Perhaps. Or perhaps we just don't meet eligible guys. Or perhaps we do meet eligible guys but they don't realise we are eligible.
Do you have any idea how hard it is? Where do I go - on my own - tomorrow night (OK tonight) - as a single girl and meet all these guys I can THEN decide I don't really want?
Shut up, Roger. Yes I know I'm going to Peterborough!
Jezzay.

So go to Peterborough, let them know you are eligible and then take your pick. You'll probably have to beat them off with a stick 'cos there'll be so many.
I wish I had problems like that.
Quote by DeniseBabe
Im not single, i dont enjoy the attention that singles give to all single girls... how the hell can one feel special.......... women in chat make it pure and clear in decoded message they want long term, why cant they just be honest from the offset??????

Maybe 'cos women know men don't want long term so they have to reel them in gently like fish.
If they grab them too hard they might just wriggle out of their grasp and swim away.
Quote by DeniseBabe
ohhh goody i like being right...... it makes my world so much easier lol :lol: :lol:
I have been here since oct 03 and the single fems remain the same.... single, is that cause they expect more than a swinger can give??

Doesn't this defeat your own arguement?
P'raps they don't want a relationship if they have been single for so long.
Maybe they enjoy all the love & affection us single blokes are fighting to give them.
Sorry for making your world that bit harder DeniseBabe.
Quote by Happy Cats
It is footie - I just hope its not a rugby score!

England can't get a rugby score in the rugby at the moment let alone the footie!
Quote by jezzay
Yup - you're right. Very right.
But in the meantime, while I'm waiting, (and it could be a long wait), I'll settle for two men, maybe three.
Jezzay.

Good job there are loads of us single men around if everyone is as greedy as you jezzay lol
Quote by rogerthedragon

I s'pose it all depends on if you want to shag your brothers wife!!!

Or his wife's sister - either way sounds like a recipe for disaster! :shock:

First the wife, then her sister. Why not go the whole hog and get chatting to their mum as well!!!
Quote by ukkeith
My sister in law is always tells me when she has had a good f***k, now my question to you good peep’s is.
A Is she just telling me about here sex life because it turns here on.
B She wants to turn me.
C She is giving me an opening to f***k here. dunno
Or none of the above. :confused:

I s'pose it all depends on if you want to shag your brothers wife!!!
Quote by LordZenx
And Littlemee, have you been watching Waynes World recently wink

No, but I knew I'd heard it somewhere!!!
I only wish I were that original & inspirational.
Quote by Horous
Mine's Rum and Diet coke, and yes I've had a couple, but what is all this drinking alone, there's loads of us having a drink with you.
John

:cheers: to everyone drinking on their own with the rest of us.
Pissed at 9 o'clock!!! Must have been an early start. I've only managed to have the one since getting home from work. Couple more in the fridge though.
Drinking on my own again. Bad sign?
The Results ARE IN! You are:
42%
Slut
Your above score was normalized against the average, so don't even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 42% Slutty.
Should I be ashamed or proud?!!!
Will I be banned from the SH Forum with this score?!!!
Suze, make him realise you have needs and if he can't / wont help then just be open and honest and let him know you might have to go elsewhere for your pleasures.
It might kick start him into life or he might let you go off and enjoy yourself.
You can't make him so just do the best you can, with or without him.
YOU need your fun.