just thught!.... i left my burbon biccs behind! i hope they wasn't scoffed!
pmsl!
JGL
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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Elissamay
i'm meant to be spending xmas in cornwall, but not looking forward to it. (long story!). would ratehr stay at home and put my feet up and relax all day and not worry about a thing. the rest of the world is doing xmas. i'm sure they won't notice me skipiing it for once
JGL
I'm from Cornwall originally!
Which area? Although i guess you have to be a bit vague -can't be too careful!!
Mxxx
travelling across the moors to a little place that is called Bodmin. its a nice little village.
it not casue of where it is i dont want to go, its becasue a certain member of my family that will be there and i don't wanna go ruining the weekend by kicking off.
JGL
Quote by Red(RHG)
Yes I agree MQ but as it stands here it just looks like me and JGL were the only ones who went - not that I got up to naughties; I was a good girl the whole weekend
Cathy x
shes tellin the truth! well i think so!
so do you want to see JGL aka DR "medi" evil ?????
please note that this picture was taken red had made me drink endless shots of this nice red cheery stuff!
for those who don't know me, but have heard me having a reputation for having a ratehr "red" face no you will get the chance to witness it!
xxx
JGL
edit for idiotic reasons!!
Quote by MQ
oooo a foursome with me zootle and northeastcouple! is that right? have i got it? woohoo!
its determined by your post count
Go to "memberer", then change the first drop down box to "total posts" and the second drop down box to " decendeding".
now go and look for your name and see who you are inbetween. and that is your threesome
at time of posting MQ's 3some was with Steve_lincs and Kinky lizard
(lucky buggers!!)
and my 3some is with frogster and marmalaid! (oh bugger!)
Froster pleas can you stop posting so Lil mis naughty can catch me up :twisted:
JGL
Quote by cu3b4ll
Thanks for the recommendation Marya. I was torn between taking the little 'un to see Polar Express (her choice) or The Incredibles (my choice). Looks like I might have to do both now
My fav is a bit strange really (like me) - Gremlins. Not really an Xmas film but set at that time of year.
Nearly forgot - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
gremilns is set a t xmas.. so technically it is a xmas film
i love them films got them both of video..
JGL
Hot Shots part dex
President Benson: Cookie?
Colonel: No thank you, sir.
President Benson: Young lady?
Lady: No thank you, sir.
President Benson: No, I was just offering him a young lady.
____________________________
President Benson: We'll do this the old navy way. First one to die.... loses!
____________________________
Topper Harley: President Benson.
President Benson: No you're not. I've seen him on TV. An older man, about my height.
Michelle Huddleson: Mr. President, this is Topper Harley.
President Benson: Topper Harley, of course, the son I never had. No wonder I didn't recognise you then.
___________________________
Topper Harley: These men have a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them....
President Benson: Cookie?
Colonel: No thank you, sir.
President Benson: Young lady?
Lady: No thank you, sir.
President Benson: No, I was just offering him a young lady.
____________________________
President Benson: We'll do this the old navy way. First one to die.... loses!
____________________________
Topper Harley: President Benson.
President Benson: No you're not. I've seen him on TV. An older man, about my height.
Michelle Huddleson: Mr. President, this is Topper Harley.
President Benson: Topper Harley, of course, the son I never had. No wonder I didn't recognise you then.
___________________________
Topper Harley: These men have a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them....
Well done babe.
Last time i looked i was just over taking you? you speed of in to the distance!
but then again i think it was you that first got me posting. so you should be a head of me!!!
not that its a race or anything ermmm
bllody hell i must be tired i'm waffling crap
Congrates again babe, i'll give you your well done kiss one day
xxxx
JGL
Last time i looked i was just over taking you? you speed of in to the distance!
but then again i think it was you that first got me posting. so you should be a head of me!!!
not that its a race or anything ermmm
bllody hell i must be tired i'm waffling crap
Congrates again babe, i'll give you your well done kiss one day
xxxx
JGL
Bloody Hell!!!
How the hell did i miss this post!!!!
i am ofically saying sorry to Foxylady123 for ever threatening her.. i promsie i will never do a poll which invloves that ever so sexy bum.
nice to see you all love me!... lock me in a cage... sudjesting i am made PM of the week. knowninmg that i'd hate to have that task to deal with. i wouldn't be able to cope!
me is very hurt. i thought you wre my friends ....... i feel like storming off.. but it would mean standing up and leaving my chair
JGL
How the hell did i miss this post!!!!
i am ofically saying sorry to Foxylady123 for ever threatening her.. i promsie i will never do a poll which invloves that ever so sexy bum.
nice to see you all love me!... lock me in a cage... sudjesting i am made PM of the week. knowninmg that i'd hate to have that task to deal with. i wouldn't be able to cope!
Well he is obviously such an awful person... if he's threatening us with a bum poll.... that nobody would want to.
me is very hurt. i thought you wre my friends ....... i feel like storming off.. but it would mean standing up and leaving my chair
JGL
ops: :oops: Quote by Red(RHG)
Don't know about favourite but;
'Ready? I was born ready'
Some 80's film as I recall...
Cathy x
some sort of cop film i think!
i love the following quote. ve put the sound link to go with then so ya get the full effect of the funnyness
Dark Helmet out of Spaceballs
Colonel Sanders: Prepare ship for lightspeed!
Dark Helmet: No, no, no! Lightspeed's too slow!
Colonel Sanders:Lightspeed too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes. We're going to have to go right to.......Ludicrous speed! (everyone gasps)
Colonel Sanders:Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before...I don't know if the ship can take it!
Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chickennn?!
