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PLEASE READ - sending a wink or asking for a friend request without first trying to send a message says a lot about you ie you are either as thick as pig poo or you are probably not who you claim to be on your profile.
As the vast majority of “Couples” on here are actually men with scrotums full of rampant wrigglers whos “other half” suddenly develops “Lady issues” on the day of the meet but they are still willing to give you “The rogering of your life” and leave you in a pool of sweat and spunk then don’t bother and drift onto some other victim !
having said all that....
We are a very open minded horny couple (who meet as individuals most often and as a couple if you are genuine and convincing but the females safety is always paramount) hoping to meet others for sexy fun and friendship either as a couple or for nice people we will meet alone with the knowledge and consent of the other.
Bi female would be amazing but we think they are an extinct breed given the lack of ads from these unicorns
Bi couple would be equally fun and by bi we are not hardened on same sex we just don't want anyone “squealing like a hog” if a wandering cock accidentally brushes past someone’s leg.
Single males - well it's quite simple if you are 100% straight don't find us we will find you if we want to. If you are definitely bi then drop us a line and tell us more but you will have to be a good Storyteller!
By the way - the thought of Domination and sub stuff makes me feel physically sick as I believe sex should be sensually and ideally fun - if you want to dominate me please ram your bull gag in your own mouth and whip yourself till you pass out whilst thinking of England 😳
Iris & Hubby xx
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