LETTUCE & SLUG

We prefer to smile and laugh rather than threaten to block or delete and we do apologise for starting with a negative but we’re not looking for single males and if we ever do, we’ll search you out … it’s just an ‘us’ thing we’re sure you understand the deal. We would be very grateful if you’d respect that, thanks.

We are a happily married couple who enjoy meeting other, similar minded couples. Preferably those that have few hang ups about sex and just enjoy fun time together.

We consider ourselves lucky as we have encountered very few time wasters and have met some truly great people since we have been involved in this wonderful lifestyle.

We prefer profile pics that leave a bit to the imagination and not those that would be more at home on Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies!

We do enjoy having a social meet first to see if the chemistry is right and of course, you might not like us. So we like to get together preferably somewhere neutral, for a couple of drinks or a coffee or tea or whatever… That said, it doesn’t mean that we don’t play on our ‘first date’ so to speak, there are plenty of times when we’ve all ended up naked.

As this is a swinging site, we’ll assume that everyone here enjoys sex, so we don’t intend to witter on too much about it too much and we certainly don’t score points or measure performance. Having said that, we do both enjoy our bi sex and the company of genuine bi couples but we can as easily leave our bi side at home.

We are always focused on respecting the boundaries of others and hope that you would do the same for us, we also prefer our activities to be kept discreet too.

Lettuce & Slug are both very clean & shaven and we prefer shaven or well trimmed couples. We’ll try most things providing it doesn’t hurt (too much!) or offend others, however water sports and other similar things are not for us, sorry. In return we will fully respect your boundaries.

Same room, full or soft swap is the order of the day for us as we love to watch each other in action.

Most importantly to us, it’s all about everyone feeling comfortable, enjoying themselves and having a laugh. We’re not Posh & Becks and don’t seek Posh & Becks types but we do have our limits. It’s more about the person inside the body for us.

Sit back and enjoy our little gallery and don’t forget, we have an interesting private gallery which is slightly more revealing…