Update - Summer 2023 - after every update, this site seems to have become more difficult to use. Example are; Searching with filters is nearly impossible, because the page returns you the top after each selection. Messaging is difficult, because Enter=Send, no matter how many times we change the settings. Consequently we use this site very little. Hopefully it'll become easier in the future. Until then, we'll only log in occasionally. Swinging Sally Sean.

We’ve been described by others as Sociable, Honest, Attractive, Genuine, Gorgeous, Entertaining, Relaxed, Sexy - though we think it’s more accurate if you simply read the first letters of each word.

(. )( .) What else do you need to know about us? We won’t meet drug users (inc 420). We won’t meet those who like bareback. Won’t meet those cheating on their significant other. 

If you are ‘toned’ you need to be aware, we are not. Whilst Sally has a great figure and we both enjoy the gym, we are far too busy to spend too much time in one. In addition, you should know, for very good reasons, we won’t share face pics online. If anything you’ve read so far is an issue, please take the necessary steps to prevent us from contacting each other in future. 

(. )( .) Sally prefers to speak to people face to face, so Sean is the one usually online. Messages from him are usually very direct and to the point, with a degree of dry wit.

We’re well verified, but we are not looking to meet purely for sex. Ideally we would like to make the sort of liberal friends absent from our reserved social circle. This means, discretion is of utmost importance. So we won’t put any information online which will help identify us. Hence, no face pics (this is in the profile text twice, and on one of our public pics)

We now own an electric car, a Golf. Sean has also stood next to our neighbour Jim and found he is a similar body shape and size. This means Sean is VW-E and Jim Fit? Apparently, this is important to some people? Sally is a typical MILF who lives with a grump punching above his weight

We’re mainly looking for couples, who like us, don’t see this as a lifestyle, but as a bit of escapism now and then. We would prefer a couple who are similar to us, but as Shrek and Fiona are fictional characters, we’ll settle for non-smokers, in our age range and in reasonable shape.

We’re not so naive to think single females will fight an army of zombies to meet us. However, should you look at our profile and think “Yes, that’s the sort of couple I want to get funky with”, then you should know, you will be the centre of attention. We both like the idea of playfully dominating a female in the bedroom, with lots of tease and denial.

Single guys, there’s some key points in our profile. I've made them more appealing for you to read by putting a pair of boobs (. )( .) at the start of the sentence! You have more chance of meeting us if you are able to invite us for a coffee - this will provide reassurance about you being genuine. So it must be in your own home. A proper home. Not your work's lorry. Not a hotel room. Not a camper van.

(. )( .) If you want us to look at your profile, then send a message. All sensible messages are answered, even if it’s a ‘no’. However, we're probably fine. Even if we're not, we’re unlikely to divulge personal information to a stranger on the internet. So don't send a "How r u?" message. If you really cannot find a subject for an opening message from this profile, then try one of these. Marmite, love or hate? Scones, which goes on first, Jam or Cream? Milk, sugar, teabag, water. Which order do they go in a cup?