Written by Hairy Mary

Erotic
18 May 2005


My vibrator broke yesterday after a particularly heavy session. my old man can't get an erection these days and as it's me who needs satisfying nowadays, i had to think of a vibrator substitute. Anyway, when iw as cleaning out the vegetable rack in the kitchen, I found a very large parsnip which I hadn't cooked last Sunday. It was a bit past it's best, rather large and hairy but it gave me inspiration. So I went into the dining room, slipped my panties off and straddled a dining chair. With my legs spread wide i tickled my cunt and clit with the parsnip end and it was WOW! Kinda of natural, know what i mean. I got very turned on and forced the huge vegetable into my cunt hole, which was dripping by this time and shafted myself good and proper with it. I was about to come when my old man walked in. I didn't want to stop but he made me, called me slut and made me stand up and bend over the table. He grabbed the parsnip from me, pulled my legs wide open and rammed the parsnip up my arse hole while his other hand was working my fanny like a machine. Faster and fatsr went the hand and the parsnip, i could feel the hairs on it ticckling my arse cheeks. I was in heaven as I came and came and came. Talk about orgasmic - think I'm going organic!