You don't sweat much, for a fat bastard
You have a lot of confidence, for a girl with a moustache
"Your sons are so sweet and polite. I would never have guessed you were a single mother."
Lost,
an all time classic from the original Punk Poet, John Cooper Clarke
Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s are lousy coz of you.
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain
You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.
You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!
People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality, it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality, I hate both of them.
Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie, you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider, what do you think of the human race
You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list, and pointing the way outside.
You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart.
Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes, just make me wanna piss.
What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you, but I can...
TWAT.
you: "my god your interesting"
them: "really do you think so"
you: "god yes, I've never spoke to someone with an IQ lower than their age before"
did you think of that all yourself or did you ask a grown up
i did ask my wife if she wanted a meet with you, i`ll have to get back to you .....................when she stop laughing
liza's favorite : that is a nice cock yes,but do you have a grown up one ?
bugga lizanrob said that one to me, and I bet she still laughs when she thinks about it
that's an interesting point of view, could i come back to it as it's just reminded me i didn't flush earlier
id love to watch your cam but all my cams are full with that other guy with the massive cock
just my luck my, first night out in months and its Cinderella's turn to stay in with gran
What about calling them a berk...I know what I'm actually calling them
