4 FREE tickets for the Sex Maniacs' Ball up for grabs...

24 Jul 2004

mmmmmm mmmmmmmmm the vicar is sucking the bishop, nevermind bashing it !!! can i join in?

24 Jul 2004

MMMMMMMmm, not bad, but I really did think he'd look more like his statues though!!!

24 Jul 2004

oh god OH GOD OOOHH

25 Jul 2004

After catching sight of a cock for the first time in years Mother Supirior quickly licks away the drool before anyone notices.
Clare,xxx
wink

25 Jul 2004

geez i did'nt know the pope was that well endowed!

25 Jul 2004

I THINK I'LL ORDER THE NURSE OUTFIT NEXT....

25 Jul 2004

NOW DO I PLAY BECKHAM THEN I CAN FUCK POSH!!

25 Jul 2004

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/images/comp/nun-328x413.jpg
Chess:Mate with two Bishops
Mate is possible with two Bishops against a bare King.
Desperate to catch up on the years wasted neglecting her pussy. Sister Mary thought maybe online chess might be the new cyber-sex of 2004.
Venusxxx

26 Jul 2004

"George loved to dress as a giant panda and he would frantically search for like minded peoplle"
or
"Sorry I havnt got a picture I can send you but Im so looking forward to meeting you on Thursday and I will carry a copy of the Sun so you recognize me"

26 Jul 2004

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/images/comp/nun-328x413.jpg
Sister Assumpta was of course utterly appalled
to see how some web sites had interpreted The Second Coming

26 Jul 2004

jesus, if only u were like these you would have had more than 12 deciples.
god, this sure beats licking your arse.

27 Jul 2004

Mature slut seeks younger stud for hot action.
Hubby will watch from above at all times

28 Jul 2004

Sister Mary confirms she will be attending the NWmunch

28 Jul 2004

" its not just the Holy Water that goes swinging"

3 Aug 2004

If the Lord's my Shepherd what the hell's he's doing to that sheep?
Sorry for any offense to deeply religious types.
G

3 Aug 2004

Well I suppose if I get caught I can always say God was guiding my hand.
G
(I'm done now but this caption stiff is habit forming????)

3 Aug 2004

Quote by Mandi
Use of internet cafe for an hour:
Rental of nuns habit for a day:
Pretending to be a virginal nun to get horny
younger guys to come fuck you via the internet:
PRICELESS!

4 Aug 2004

who needs porn..... this design ur own pizza is bitchin :P

6 Aug 2004

"Ohhh! Wimp HOLE, I'm so sorry Master, just beat me and let me try it, ple....ase!"

7 Aug 2004

highway to heaven ? no highway to hell but dam that pvc nuns outfit looks good

9 Aug 2004

Hiyas peeps is me here xx
Just thought I would write the caption that I actually said after a nite of group sex with some known people off this site. It was said after the friday before the first London Munch.
'' God my hips/legs are hurting, I think I must have had them open for too long.''
As you can imagine saying that with the three guys still in this room all they did was take the piss out of it and continually told people for ages xx

:rotflmao: :D

9 Aug 2004

Quote by funinbournemouth
Hiyas peeps is me here xx
Just thought I would write the caption that I actually said after a nite of group sex with some known people off this site. It was said after the friday before the first London Munch.
'' God my hips/legs are hurting, I think I must have had them open for too long.''
As you can imagine saying that with the three guys still in this room all they did was take the piss out of it and continually told people for ages xx
:rotflmao: :D

i wonder who that was then ?

10 Aug 2004

Fuck Me - That Pope's a sexy looking bastard!
bobber lol

11 Aug 2004

Hi,
I am a mature nun, newcomer to the scene.
Just read your advert on Swinging Heaven,I know it says you are looking for young, fit, well hung guys over 6 foot but I thought I would reply anyway..................................

11 Aug 2004

Guys, you can pull my entry (not that it would have won anyway!)
I won`t be needing any tickets from here!!! :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Venusxxx

11 Aug 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Guys, you can pull my entry (not that it would have won anyway!)
I won`t be needing any tickets from here!!! :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Venusxxx

but you could have given one to your good friend wbb!
quick... re-instate her entry!!!!!!
lol

:lol:

11 Aug 2004

Oops sorry! rotflmao

Really, I was no threat in this competition, I`m crud at captions!
Venusxxx

12 Aug 2004

Its a miracle...Sister Mary thanks the Lord and licks her lips in anticipation when she stumbles onto the Vatican's ALTAR-native website and discovers that there IS ANOTHER WAY TO CONCEIVE !!!!

12 Aug 2004

Ummm! if i new jesus had a shlong that big, i would of becum a nurse not a nun :cry:

12 Aug 2004

"More Bishops de-frocked.....right click? Oh yes!! Ohh thank you God!!!!"
Sister Susan blessed the world wide web.