I had a liaison with a girl the other night and when I got her knickers off I thought I'd timewarped to the 70's! She had a bush Kew Gardens would be proud of! Trying to find the target with my tongue was a real mission, I'm used to girls being shaved nowadays. We've arranged to do it again next Friday and I think I'm going to suggest that we do some serious deforestation before we hit the sofa/stairs/kitchen worktops/park over the road/carpet/etc etc.
Does this sound like a reasonable request to you lot?