Virus Alert please read

12 Jun 2005

Subject: virus alert
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive
WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO
NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good
friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available
for those who can afford it. The next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until
WORK
has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have
already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is
DEADLY(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 19 -05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may
require a more generous application.
:shock: :shock: wink

12 Jun 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
lead the way to the pub please vicky lmao

I shall take the first round.............**reaches for the plastic** :upset: :upset:
:beer:

:cheers: :beer: :drinkies: :cheers: :beer: :drinkies: :cheers: :beer: :drinkies: :cheers:

12 Jun 2005

:shock:
I fink ime dun for,
whats the least exposure you can get away with?
is there a thingamy period?
OMG Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :silly:

12 Jun 2005

Vicky
You just a wait till i see you next time...........
The drinks are on you

12 Jun 2005

not only that.. but
TO: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Special High Intensity Training
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees welltrained through our progrom of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Eployee Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List. (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the , and can apply for promotion to Director Of Intensity Programming (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).
If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).
Thank you,
Boss In General, Special High Intensity Training (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

12 Jun 2005

GRRRRRRRRRRRrr mad

:x :x dammit cery... ya beat me to it.. was just getting to upload the same when you posted..... great minds think alike... rolleyes

12 Jun 2005

fools rarely differ mate

12 Jun 2005

I caught the WORK virus at about 9:00am this morning and it took me until 5:30 to get rid of it completely. Ruined my entire day.
The virus has been cured for now but I am running the BEER program just as a precaution. I have run it twice up to now, but it may need running a few more times before I turn the comp off.
(any excuse will do lol)

12 Jun 2005

pmsl......kool thanx god i got day off tomorow!
:thrilled:

13 Jun 2005

Quote by tottychick
pmsl......kool thanx god i got day off tomorow!
:thrilled:

That's nowt..........
I have 2 weeks off from today !!!! Woo fecking hoo!
:thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled:

13 Jun 2005

OMG!! I'm going to wake up in a cold sweat dreading this WORK virus now! Sit in a corner shivering and muttering WORK! Loook what youv degraded me to :P Would'nt even like to think about it, ewwww, my boss, bending over a photo coppier, no leave his little worm where it is thanks :P

13 Jun 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Subject: virus alert
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive
WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO
NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good
friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available
for those who can afford it. The next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until
WORK
has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have
already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is
DEADLY(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 19 -05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may
require a more generous application.
:shock: :shock:

Ha Bloody Ha !!!

13 Jun 2005

nice bit of cheer for a monday lunchtime