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Meatabix
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 46
UK
18+ Only
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About

I've recently moved recently into a very spacious clean flat with plenty of room for meets, gangbangs and get-togethers. Feel free to contact me if you need a place to use.

I'll just get the awkward bits out of the way first.

Like speaking like this? "wot u up2?" or "how r u"? = blocked. We're all adults here so let's speak as such.

Looking for someone to talk dirty while you jerk off? Think you can attain this by acting inexperienced and innocent? = blocked.

I'm Chris, world class premium pussy licker with a long tongue and I prefer straight talk, honesty and friendship/good banter as opposed to just one-offs. I can accommodate no problem, and I like holding the occasional get-together at mine too, group wanks, nudist nights, pretty much anything that comes to mind.

I'm not gay, I'm bi, meaning I don't indulge in manly contact (kissing, cuddling, rimming) but I do like pretty much anything else. Never tried anal but may well do with the right person soon enough.

Interests

Adult parties
Anal sex
Dogging
Erotic writing
Group sex
Making videos
Masturbation
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Role play
Straight sex
Threesomes
Voyeurism
Watersports

Seeking

Male
Female
Couple
Male Couple
Female Couple
Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 150 miles