Down to earth perv who wants to enjoy everything in life. Have a foot long tongue and can breathe through my ears with an insatiable appetite. Ok I may not be able to breathe through my ears but it's only a matter of time/practice before I can! I rock a dad bod. I have endless amounts of dad jokes. I also am a dad with my son loving with me. I'm here to have fun. Not to take things so seriously. I'm a discreet gentleman at heart. Respector of animals, household objects, peoples time, peoples bod...