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This website dies a little, every day!

Straight Male, 48
Birmingham, United Kingdom
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I won't be checking in on this much, as the website has become a useless window on a sad world. It was never that fruitful for me but, at least it used to be populated. Ask yourself this - when was the last time that you couldn't get into a chatroom, because it was full? Pre 2008, I'll bet! And the website developers constantly get the little things wrong. Consequently, the website is slow as my constipated arsehole - each page you click to does not work, until that page downloads a graphic - a big graphic, that you already had downloaded on the previous screen - making the whole surfing experience as painful as possible. It's called JQuery tax, and these morons should know better. By now, even if they were ignorant before. Looking at a picture that you like? Enjoy the stupidity of not being able to do anything from that picture - you have to click back, and then click forward to do something - this is against the principle of the hyperlink! Sensible people resolved this problem in the early 90s but, Swinging Heaven is still unaware. Tried editing your profile, maybe you want to manage your photos? Enjoy the merry little chase whilst you hunt around for a way to edit, and move them around. Work out for yourself why you can edit your postcode or city, only on occasion! And there's just no action, here. Just a bunch of headless, saggy boobs, demanding that you send face pix and write tomes of how you might seduce, just because you happened across their profile. The ego of these people. SH should look up the meaning of the phrase, 'living on borrowed time'. It was made for this dump.

Profile Summary

I'm in my early 50s, with slim, slightly athletic build! I'm looking for local fun, friendship, just good times for all, and occasional company. Out of the game for so very long - Not keen to brag - only to please.
Michael Beginagen ·
Straight Male
Age 48
Height 5' 9"
Build Athletic
Assets Large
Drink Occasionally
Smoke Occasionally