Ok, it would seem some can still not read. - Please be LOCAL - Bexhill area up to about 10 miles; that means Bexhill/Hastings/Eastbourne and within that. - Between 30-55 years old (we have children in their early 30s), and - No one pretending to be a single - If you don't tick all the above it's just wasting time messaging us. And if you kick us, please at least include your SH id in your message, or it will be deleted unread. ***** We will now NOT reply to any messages from anyone who is not local, outside our age range, or playing away from home. ***** Hello, and thank you for taking the time to look at our profile. We are looking for friends with benefits in the Bexhill/Hastings/Eastbourne area (up to about 10 miles). We are not looking to sleep our way through Sussex/Kent, nor do we want to meet people with 100s of verifications, and multiple in a short space of time, just a personal rule. Orally bi would be good but not a requisite. We don't reply to people out of our area....just means you can't read, sorry. Same goes for age range - 30 to 55 only. We've now mentioned this again ***** So who ARE we looking for? Ideally a local well-presented gentleman BUT you need to impress; no one-liners, no 'we can travel' (local means local), no quick fuck - be genuine, be witty, be exciting and only then will you stand a chance of a reward worth working for. You also NEED to include a photo of you, if your profile does not. We are on for a kick with same id as here, so if you say hi, please let us know your Fab id. Any questions, please ask.