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1_yummy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 52
0 miles · Lancashire
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lmao, u bunch of mard gits, i wentr with my 1st husband wen he had his done, and i watched, it was fab lol .... then i made him get the bus home, lol
Then i remember the day he was meant to go to have his stitches out. sadly it was the day of his brothers funeral, so i said come here i'l take yr stitches out ( im laffing my head off writing this)
i got some tiny nail scissors and went to snip the stitch, lol whooops i miss judged and cut his balls lol
he screamed in agony ( soft git) lol
and took the scissors off me....aswell as swearing at me lol
we went to the funeral and he went to the hospital a few days later to get his stitches took out lol
P.S he's my ex hubby now, but it was funny as fook lol
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Then i remember the day he was meant to go to have his stitches out. sadly it was the day of his brothers funeral, so i said come here i'l take yr stitches out ( im laffing my head off writing this)
i got some tiny nail scissors and went to snip the stitch, lol whooops i miss judged and cut his balls lol
he screamed in agony ( soft git) lol
and took the scissors off me....aswell as swearing at me lol
we went to the funeral and he went to the hospital a few days later to get his stitches took out lol
P.S he's my ex hubby now, but it was funny as fook lol
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: oohhhhhhh noooo work have just realised that the long weekend ( sat sun and mon) that ive booked off for this ,,,,falls on mothers day lol
told em tuff titties im off to a wedding and the hotels booked lol
not sure if they believed me, haha but noooo way am i working on that sunday or the saturday even so sod em, roll on 21st march
:P
told em tuff titties im off to a wedding and the hotels booked lol
not sure if they believed me, haha but noooo way am i working on that sunday or the saturday even so sod em, roll on 21st march
:P 
Quote by redwine_lover
Hi Andy
Sorry i cant make it tonight for the birthday jobbie but hope its a good one....and don tlet that mmyummm burd take advantage of you lol or any of the gorgeous women going...you stand firm and proud mate!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great birthday party
RWL
ps..will have a guinness/voddie for ya tonight!!!
looks like the age really has its toll now, lol its next sat u noggin lol
xx
Quote by mollman1
Seeing as there are now requests for things to wear, could I please request the women wear knee or thigh high boots. (preferably black, with a stiletto heel)
Ta.
But... But... Does this mean all the men should dress up like me???
or what?? 
yo moll, are u going, u can buy me that triple voddie i missed out on at the last munch
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