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Could be a massive one
We could make it a real blast of a munch,
Let's talk more
so basically, we're talking one big 'musical munch' somewhere central, with everyone bringing their guitars, banjo's, basses, kazoo's and triangles?
coolanyone on here bang the drums? *sits back and waits for a barrage of "no but i've banged......."jokes*
i'll bring me banjo. just nobody break my string
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1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to
watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police.
12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.
13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please.
14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand?
15. What do you call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A
16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4.
17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.
18. How many chavs does it take to change a light bulb? One, they'll screw anything.
19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.
20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uthver
bleeders job innit."
21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash
22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
23. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.
24. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
25. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.
1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to
watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police.
12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.
13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please.
14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand?
15. What do you call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A
16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4.
17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.
18. How many chavs does it take to change a light bulb? One, they'll screw anything.
19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.
20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uthver
bleeders job innit."
21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash
22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
23. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.
24. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
25. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.
aah i reckon youve got a point there, alot of people confuse the yoof with burberry on as chavs but actual chavs are the ones who recently beat my mate semi conscious with baseball bats for fun. chavvie is origianally a gypsy term for children and the masses have taken this moniker on as their own. there is always going to be hostility between different social groups because of fear of difference and misunderstanding, but theyre all just people at the end of the day, some are scum and some arent.
lol. i never eat anything produced by KS3 but by GCSE i'm nicking stuff off them left right and centre cos they can cook damn good by then. the clock in my front room came from one of my GCSE students, i bought it off her after she'd finished. but i also have a store cupboard full of unimaginable shite. 
audioslave-like a stone
jimi hendrix. assorted
favourite song to drive to- any AC/DC
fuck to- either nina simone, audioslave, or HiM,
chill out to- john coltrane, air - moon safari
go mental to- white zombie, nofx
_________ to- lounge against the machine
copy and paste this bit and add yours. it'll be like a big musical melting pot and who knows someone may discover a new fuck song or chill out tune.
apologies if this has already been done, or if ,in fact its just shit and i hadnt noticed.
jimi hendrix. assorted
favourite song to drive to- any AC/DC
fuck to- either nina simone, audioslave, or HiM,
chill out to- john coltrane, air - moon safari
go mental to- white zombie, nofx
_________ to- lounge against the machine
copy and paste this bit and add yours. it'll be like a big musical melting pot and who knows someone may discover a new fuck song or chill out tune.
apologies if this has already been done, or if ,in fact its just shit and i hadnt noticed.
well youll have to be careful as you roll over cos i just wrapped your feet in a towel to keep them warm and open feeling, 
back it is then. i might even put some of that whale noise shit on in the background, i had one off a guy once who put that on and it was the biznits.
i'll be spending considerable time on the lumbar region and the shoulder blade area. deep thumb action again i'm afraid
back it is then. i might even put some of that whale noise shit on in the background, i had one off a guy once who put that on and it was the biznits.
i'll be spending considerable time on the lumbar region and the shoulder blade area. deep thumb action again i'm afraid
