Brilliant!!!!
But why is he holding on to his ar*ehole!?!?!?
Alex DJ
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AlexClaireSX
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
Bisexual Female, 61
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Ooh joint birthday celebrations. That's 3 people I know (of, if not friends with) with their birthday today and 6 in the last 2 weeks and I don't even have hundreds of friends... As I said elsewhere, so many birthdays around this time! Definitely a disproportionate amount of shagging going on in June/July (summer hols...??).
Yep My birthday April 13th and my parents ALWAYS went to Cornwall the 2nd and 3rd week of June!!!....so work it out!!!!!!!
Alex DJ
Quote by essexlady
My first car was a vauxall viva that used to stall when i had to idol....... my dad worked hours trying to solve the problems..... then one week me and another sex manic girl friend (there a pattern here lol) at the ages of 18 went to Yarmouth , and my dad said make sure you start the car i the week, so being a good daugther on the wednesday I did and it would not start so i took a hammer in essex woman fashion and hit the battery and you know it worked and it never stalled again.....
She was Green and called The GREEN GODESS see we do name them,......
and if the guy I met from ipswich in the white suit is here that gave me my first sexual lick then babes - its was great and this is all your fault!
And you wanted me to come round and fix the clutch on your Rover....JUST HIT IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!!! lol
Alex DJ
Quote by slave Dave
My first car was a LadaPile of Russian junk. Gear box was awful. If you could use that you could use anything!
Friend of mine used to have a Lada Estate which he stuffed a Chevy 350 V8 into, sprayed it bright green and named it 'Lada Lout' !!! Bloody fast and bloody dangerous
In the end he used it just used it for drag racing at the strips
Past my test in 1977 and bought a 1974 metallic blue 1100 Escort Mk 1 which I then proceeded to modify or customise as it was called back then. By the time I had finished it, it had Wolfrace Slot Alloys, a blue fur interior (de rigeur back in them days!!) a pumping stereo (about 40watts total!!) and the obligatory red light shining on the rear axle!!
Ah..... those were the days..... sure I've gotta photo somewhere still
Thinking about it... it was a P O S really but it looked cool 25 years ago
After getting married, having sprogs and going through the usual range of 'family' cars I have gone full circle and now am in the process of modifying my van I use for DJ'ing although this is being done in the current style deffo NO fur interior!!)
Ah..... those were the days..... sure I've gotta photo somewhere still
Thinking about it... it was a P O S really but it looked cool 25 years ago
After getting married, having sprogs and going through the usual range of 'family' cars I have gone full circle and now am in the process of modifying my van I use for DJ'ing although this is being done in the current style deffo NO fur interior!!)
Quote by steveg_nw
Am I too old now that I've turned 45? :cry:
I haven't changed that much honest!
Steve
Ha ha ha I've only just turned 44 so I'm OK!!
The girls are out tonight, I've not got a gig either.................pity Kernow is so bloody far away........and the helicopter is in for a service
:x 
Had one from when I was 21 until about 5 years ago when I was DJ'ing at an 18th Birthday party. A pretty 18-something female asked for a request and commented I'd look far sexier without it so that was it........Was shaved off the next morning never to appear on the top lip again!!!!! The old male ego thing!!! 
Alex DJ xxx XXX
Alex DJ xxx XXX
Quote by sexyjess23
call it charlie awww i love puppies!
Call it Jess in honour of her lovely pair of puppies ;)
nice try but its a boy puppy - unless ur suggesting i look manly!!
Could be Jess Conrad (you're too young to know) and his two puppies.
ok ok i have an mans name :cry:
poor me!
But deffo NOT a man's body!!!!!!!!
hwoar: Like the avatar......prefer the 'real' you avatar though
Luv Alex DJ xxx XXX
Quote by Marcuso
Who's the bloody father I wanna know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well put it like this Alex........................you'll be getting a letter soon from the CSA.............lol
UPDATE here folks.....................guess which one's the runt of the litter.........lol
I never touched Lottie honestly!!!!!!
Must say The 6 week old pic is a real 'choccie box' piccie though!!!!
Quote by martie
Hi all,
I am down in Kent for a few days shortly, and have heard of this place as a naturist centre from ages ago. Somone I know suggested that evenings may have become more interesting there of late.
Does anyone know anything?
We used to be members and go reguarly until about 18 months ago (work pressures etc.)
Nice club friendly patrons and staff. Pool jacuzzis steam room sauna 'rest rooms' (ahem!!!)Used to be couples only on Fridays
Quote by rachel-lane
on the issue of condoms if anyone has a drug drop in centre in their area they dont just give out free needles to heroine addicts they also give out free condoms ..saves me a fortune
On the subject of saving money... You can also wash them out, turn them inside out and use them again!!!!! :doh:
:crazy: Don't laugh an (ex) female friend of ours used to do this....and thought it was OK to do so!!!!!!
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Oh..... AND I prefer the avatar of you on the stairs!!!!!:wink: :wink: :wink:
Luv Alex DJ xxx XXX
Yeah. me too. Tits out, upskirt. What more can you ask for??
Actually I prefer it for the artistic element.... the arty upward angle... the sublime yet sexy pose.............
Although the t*ts out and the upskirt bit is good as well!!!!!!!!!! lol
hwoar: Luv Alex xxx XXX
Quote by Debbiewebs
3 flys stuck in a milk bottel.......1 male fly... 2 fems flys
the male fly says to one of the fem fly . ....do you want to get out
the fem fly says yes please
male fly says............ give me a bit and i will show you!.....so she had a abit.and she got out
male fly went up to the 2nd fly and says do you want to get out............ yes says the 2nd fem fly.......
male fly says give me a bit and i will show you!.. so she gave him a bit :hump: .....and then helps the fem fly out
Now tell me how did the male fly get out?
Errrr... He knew or is is that TOO simple????? (I have had a bottle of wine though!!!!)
:doh: