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Alleyson
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 66
UK

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How about one dress as a pilot and the other as a shark........ jets and sharks ..... West Side Story
One as an American GI and one in an grass skirt ........... South Pacific
One as a bride with a number 7 on your back, the other as a monk with a number 7 on your back ........... Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
be back with more later maybe
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We are the product of our own past. Tomorrow is the product of today, we change.

That's very profound for this time in the morning , but worth remembering nontheless.
It's like something my big sister told me once ....... "Today is the first day of the rest of your life, don't waste it"
Alleyson
...or time of night. It depend which part of the plant you are on.
Travis
Tend to think of myself as a stalk dweller actually. How about you?
Thank you, do stalk often?
Not often no, only when there's a moon.
Alleyson x
Just waiting now for the 'mooning' jokes
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We are the product of our own past. Tomorrow is the product of today, we change.

That's very profound for this time in the morning , but worth remembering nontheless.
It's like something my big sister told me once ....... "Today is the first day of the rest of your life, don't waste it"
Alleyson
...or time of night. It depend which part of the plant you are on.
Travis
Tend to think of myself as a stalk dweller actually. How about you?
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We are the product of our own past. Tomorrow is the product of today, we change.

That's very profound for this time in the morning , but worth remembering nontheless.
It's like something my big sister told me once ....... "Today is the first day of the rest of your life, don't waste it"
Alleyson
Quote by Marcuso
Hi back at you Alleyson..... enjoying the rain ??

Rain doesn't bother me too much to be honest Beaker. I think it maybe because of my webbed feet and my tendency to 'quack' occasionally.
smile
I always said you were a bit quackers............ :twisted:
OY!! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
OOER.....spank me baby........lol
You aren't supposed to enjoy it!
Anyone know of a way to punish Marcuso? :twisted:
Quote by Marcuso
Hi back at you Alleyson..... enjoying the rain ??

Rain doesn't bother me too much to be honest Beaker. I think it maybe because of my webbed feet and my tendency to 'quack' occasionally.
smile
I always said you were a bit quackers............ :twisted:
OY!! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
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Hi back at you Alleyson..... enjoying the rain ??

Rain doesn't bother me too much to be honest Beaker. I think it maybe because of my webbed feet and my tendency to 'quack' occasionally.
smile
Guy Burgess
Do I get a prize? ..................do I ..................do I? smile
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Am Ch Caitland Isle Take A Chance
what's wrong with bleeding Fido???? confused

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BOLOXXXX ! ! ! ! !
I said sb - back in a bit bolt
oops! hehe and I've quoted it now :shock:
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[I'm a .......
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Go on then I'll ask lol ............ translation please db or is this a new game?
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OMG :shock:
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Manolishi
Pink??
Friggin Pink??
Fair enough, pink may match my eyes, but for heavens sake, pink just so clashes with the blue shoes ......................

Awwwwwwww bless kiss ........... snigger :grin:
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How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of an Alleyson? :shock: :shock:

Has to be the funniest yet
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well what can I say ............. I aim to please wink :wink:
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of an Alleyson? :shock: :shock:
Hope things improve for you and HLB really soon db xxxxx
My message maybe short but none the less sincere.
Hope you have a great birthday NN and that you've recovered from all the embarassment by now.
Thanks to Marcuso ( you can get some sleep now!) and everyone else involved with organising another great social and thanks to Alex Deejay for some great music too.
Thanks also to Mr and Mrs CCR for being my companions for most of the night, good to see you both again. smile Hope you feel better soon Mrs CCR x
Apologies for not being more sociable and joining in with stuff, will try harder next time.
Alleyson
hmm must get my eyes tested more this and thought , no showers (as in sh-ow-ers) whats that got to do with timewasters??? redface :doh:
While I sympathise with you, I think this subject has been done to death, sure I can hear keys jangling as I type ........
Alleyson
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WHAY HEY !!!!!!
Work has been over for the weekend for exactly 2 minutes, and I am well intot he party spirit already( the conversation on the fone with a lovely young lady didn't do me any good though, not when I still had 8 hours of work lmao)
Can the before party start a little early please......... say about 24 hours early lmao
looking forward to seeing all the old faces as well as the new ones, by the way ladies, if I approach any of you and say " I will bet ya a pound..........." ya probably want to answer "NO" lmao

I'll bear that in mind thanks sleazy! smile
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Hi Darkfire
Since I can't remember being 30 , it's sooooooooooo long ago, then I'd love to come help you get over reaching it, if thats ok?
Don't know how I missed this before
thanks
Alleyson xxx

Bloody hell!!
You having problems remembering last year then babes? kiss hump
Mwah! bless you, you've just made an old lady very happy lol :kiss:
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Me too, I'm getting a little stir crazy again.

I know that feeling only too well right now db confused
ho hum
Hi Darkfire
Since I can't remember being 30 , it's sooooooooooo long ago, then I'd love to come help you get over reaching it, if thats ok?
Don't know how I missed this before
thanks
Alleyson xxx
A long wyncette(?sp) nighty, high neck, long sleeves, right to the floor. Well it's cold ooop north!!
Lets see how many winks I get now!!!
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Ice cold bubbly drinks are good too!! wink

are they now?.... how so....?
please share..... :P
Well it's like the ice cube but .................... err sorta bubbly!!!
It's difficult to explain much better when demonstrated! :wink: