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or when the tannoy comes on start grabbing the side of your head saying 'nooooooo someone make the voices stop!!!!'
Hmmm wonder if I could get rob to do that one? lol
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And we missed it Redstilletto :cry:
After a conversation with a chap in chat, he told us about various signals and such.
Thinking back before we knew of dogging, my bro and I have sat in our local 24 hour Tesco car park to eat and chill out, and now that we think back, we wonder. I'm sure we have caught a few signals before. If only we knew what we know now. Lol
After a conversation with a chap in chat, he told us about various signals and such.
Thinking back before we knew of dogging, my bro and I have sat in our local 24 hour Tesco car park to eat and chill out, and now that we think back, we wonder. I'm sure we have caught a few signals before. If only we knew what we know now. Lol
lolMy Bro and I, on boring evenings, often go for a drive about, and always go to our local 24hour tesco for munchies.
To occupy our time we often set out ammusing tasks.
Just a couple of funnies we thought we would share...
On one occasion we went to customer services to enquire wether or not they stocked Ferrit skin shammys. Well, they only went paging a member of general staff to take us up to the isle with cleaning and misc items and began looking, telling us that she knows they stock them as she is sure she showed a guy to them the other night. :shock:
A few nights later we returned to try the samme again, only this time asking if they had any TUNA friendly Dolphin (No offence to animal lovers, I love Dolphins too!!). Low and behold off they went again.... Took us to the isle and the staff were convinced they had some. So much so that they went in the back for 15 minutes to look for some
For our next bit of self amusement, we plan to take a pair of turkeys to the customer services and demand to know wether or not they have them in a size 8, as a size 7 pinches, and also do they come with laces or are they sold sepperate etc.. Do they have this style only made by Nike etc.. The usual.
Yes, we know, Childish... But funny!
Any suggestions as to what else we might try to pull off there?
To occupy our time we often set out ammusing tasks.
Just a couple of funnies we thought we would share...
On one occasion we went to customer services to enquire wether or not they stocked Ferrit skin shammys. Well, they only went paging a member of general staff to take us up to the isle with cleaning and misc items and began looking, telling us that she knows they stock them as she is sure she showed a guy to them the other night. :shock:
A few nights later we returned to try the samme again, only this time asking if they had any TUNA friendly Dolphin (No offence to animal lovers, I love Dolphins too!!). Low and behold off they went again.... Took us to the isle and the staff were convinced they had some. So much so that they went in the back for 15 minutes to look for some
For our next bit of self amusement, we plan to take a pair of turkeys to the customer services and demand to know wether or not they have them in a size 8, as a size 7 pinches, and also do they come with laces or are they sold sepperate etc.. Do they have this style only made by Nike etc.. The usual.
Yes, we know, Childish... But funny!
Any suggestions as to what else we might try to pull off there?
Me (mike): I love a girl in a secetary outfit... Nothing better than that accompinied by stockings, and the glasses are a must. hair up too, then she can pull it down and do that raunchy head shake to free her hair!
Rob: Nurses outfit (Of course, he is saying over my shoulder) And also stockings a must!
Rob: Nurses outfit (Of course, he is saying over my shoulder) And also stockings a must!
We were Just thinking about starting a post like this one to discuss this matter and how everyone feels on this subject.
We are in total agreement with Calista. There used to be a saying going around when I was younger, It went..."Sex with a condom is like taking a bath in a wet suit"
How I look back now and realise what a stupid comment/ statement it was.
No matter how well you know someone, You never really know them, so unprotected sex with strangers/ others etc.. Is not really a clever Idea.
Anyone prepared to take that chance, Unless with a long term partner with a known and clean sexual history, is clearly a muppet.
One night could be the best of your life with a total stranger, But will this be the night where you dont go home as alone as you think! Play it safe.. Keep it clean.. Keep it Fun!
Anyone offended by the asking of safe sex with someone you havnt truly gotten to know, Isnt worth knowing!
MQ, we may be new, but its a fair bet to say that you were right to insist on protective sex. Stand by your guns!
Rob and Mick
We are in total agreement with Calista. There used to be a saying going around when I was younger, It went..."Sex with a condom is like taking a bath in a wet suit"
How I look back now and realise what a stupid comment/ statement it was.
No matter how well you know someone, You never really know them, so unprotected sex with strangers/ others etc.. Is not really a clever Idea.
Anyone prepared to take that chance, Unless with a long term partner with a known and clean sexual history, is clearly a muppet.
One night could be the best of your life with a total stranger, But will this be the night where you dont go home as alone as you think! Play it safe.. Keep it clean.. Keep it Fun!
Anyone offended by the asking of safe sex with someone you havnt truly gotten to know, Isnt worth knowing!
MQ, we may be new, but its a fair bet to say that you were right to insist on protective sex. Stand by your guns!
Rob and Mick
I like to play games.... 
Ok here goes.
We are two first timers, new to dogging. We know very little about it appart from what we have read. We would like to attend a gathering because we are extremely interested and curious.
We have been to various sites, but have found here to be the most friendly and informative. All the members so far have been welcoming and thanks to that, we dont feel strange or new.
We would very much like to be invited to attend a meet, and hopefully meet more open and like minded people in our area who are interested in the same thing.
If anyone can help us with this request, we'd be more than greatfull
Ok here goes.
We are two first timers, new to dogging. We know very little about it appart from what we have read. We would like to attend a gathering because we are extremely interested and curious.
We have been to various sites, but have found here to be the most friendly and informative. All the members so far have been welcoming and thanks to that, we dont feel strange or new.
We would very much like to be invited to attend a meet, and hopefully meet more open and like minded people in our area who are interested in the same thing.
If anyone can help us with this request, we'd be more than greatfull
