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BaldEagle
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Quote by Scandal
I have one of these. Whatdya reckon?

My dad had one of those, 40 years ago. Mother was taught to drive in it and thought it was too fast.
Quote by gingerjo-lee
Hi there Tina
bifem here manchester willing to learn smile
if your anywhere near me pm me
chat soon jo xx

You mean teach, Jo... :)
Pity bout today, maybe next time.
Glad to hear it's getting better biggrin , maybe that's because I've stopped masturbating over your avatar.... Voodoo Doll style :rascal:
(ref "ears burning" post above - no malicous intent)
Quote by SunBunny
Well I am a fellow Aquarian and so have a birthday soon.....
Dont like cake so won't be blowing out candles....might blow something else though. wink

Well, blow medown, to use a common phrase (and a nice play on words), another Aquarian.
Quote by warwick
Yeah yeah yeah :twisted:
pick me please please please :twisted:

Damn, if only I could type quicker.... move over I'm a coming thru :bounce:
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Quote by lorrilove
hey i love kittens, can't help it if i love having my pussy sorted as well can i :twisted:

And I can't help if I'd like to sort it wink
Romance is not dead, just hiding.
Quote by lorrilove
mind you now i'm 45 i'm beginning to prefer the play partners younger... i'd never swap hubby for the world though.

There does seem to be a theme here from the ladies. Up to mid 40's the preference is for older males, after mid forties, THEY want to regain their youth lol
(just gettin my own back)
pre orgasmic plateau ??? Is that somewhere in the Amazon basin or a left over from Jurassic Park confused
Quote by DreamerHelen
Well I love older guys......In fact I usually go for guys that are at least 20 years older than me (I'm almost 27)......they have more experience and they're more mature and better in bed..... :twisted:

All is not lost then, I have a reason to live... where's the queue end... Oh way up there... I can't walk that far :cry:
Quote by MQ
[ it's the penis extension/trying to regain a long lost youth thing that is a bit, well, twatty lol

That I agree with... medalion man type.
Quote by MQ
I do know a 'boy racer' who is knocking on 40 and what a prat! So I would recommend not buying a Honda Civic type R and putting a spoiler and alloys and a huge sound system in it if you are over the age of 20 because you will just look like a twat! lol

I've obvioulsy touched a raw nerve here.
So it's not Ok for an older guy to like fast cars. I just happen to like fast cars but can't afford Audi 2.8 Quattro's & the like, which would look more like my age bracket.
Proper planning prevents piss poor performance.... or is that for water sports ??
Quote by freckledbird
Seriously, its how old you feel that is a governimg factor. I drive a Honda Civic type R, very much a "Boy Racers" car.

Sorry BE, don't want to piss on your parade but many women would just think that an older guy driving a boy racer car looks ridiculous (no matter how young it makes you feel) - don't think that it gives the impression of youth!
Bev
xx
I drive one because I enjoy it, not to appear young (the bald head immediatly rules that out, unless I wear my boy racer cap. lol )
I have my eyes on a lowly diesel next sad
Quote by MQ
My dad is 52 just in case anyone is interested lol!

Woweeee , in with a chance then .... just !! smile
Seriously, its how old you feel that is a governimg factor. I drive a Honda Civic type R, very much a "Boy Racers" car. :P
Quote by awol
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I like tidy things heh heh smile

So do I, thats why I pull my zip up afterwards....
Quote by awol
But if you're ever looking for a "5th Man" wink
Roger the Dragon

i'll keep you in mind honey, as you're keeping your tackle biggrin
Lorrilove, can I just add myself to the list then as the 6th (supply) man in case any of the guys cum too quickly with excitment :D
we wouldn't want to disappoint a lady would we guys? :wink:
She said that maybe two cum to quickly with excitement, so that'll be a 6th and 7th standby - I'm 7th then..
Quote by rogerthedragon
OMG Dirtydoggers that is the best description of toys I have heard.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm not a dogger but if I see a couple go past in a car with a penis strapped to the roofrack, I'm following. lol :lol:
Roger. cool

I hear the music to "convoy" in my head :lol:
Quote by ^Tigger^
Awww hope ya recovered and hope this b'day is better than ya last one wink

Thanks tigger, still suffer if the curry is too strong lol
Quote by lorrilove
it's getting six guys who can last long enough to get the job going, at least two are bound to cum all over the floor with excitement trying to get in position.

Obviously chosen the wrong guys then rolleyes
Quote by freckledbird
That's what's called air-tight skiing is it not?

:shock: all that cock AND you have to slide down a mountain on two thin bits of wood (or whatever skis are made of, someone will tell me I'm sure).
What do you hold the skis with then if your hands are full?
Bev
xx
The skis on on your feet, only a problem if your doing a footjob.
Well, mine is coming up in two weeks. Last year I spent it in bed - with a stomach ulcer (didn't feel like sex for 3 weeks ... which for a normaly horney male like me is a miracle.).
This year I hope to also spend it in bed, but with pleasure and not pain...
Just a thought and a query.
It it said your "ears are burning" if someone is talking about you. So, if your fanny is burning, does that mean someone os masturbating thinking about you ??
Quote by hotrodtguk
Thanks for all the advice. I have returned to the ads section and the ad in question is no longer there. I know the ad's name and location - can anyone suggest how I can contact a mod please

If the ad is no longer there, it has already been removed, OR they ahve removed it themselves to avoid tracing.
Have you got the number of guys you want (also considering any other couples & females that may be goiing) ??
I am looking to see I can rearrange a business trip I should be on that weekend.
Work or a Gangbang, should be a no brainer but .... something has to pay the bills.
Quote by cool4catz
On a related note, has anyone ever been put off from showing face pics in ads and profiles for fear of being recognised? .

In two possible areas.
1/ With replies to ad's where they could be fakes and simply looking for people to recognise and maybe blackmail.
2/ Pic collectors who then plaster them all over the Net.
Genuine ad's and people should respect your privacy.
As a newbie myself, I listen, I learn and hope that I am accepted in the long term, despite some of my inane ramblings.
Patience.....
Almost within walking distance of my place, but I'll be elsewhere that night - pity.
I gather artichokes are particularly good for flatulence, giving that is. lol
Never eaten one, so I don't know myself.