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BaldEagle
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Quote by dazandlou
Been there, done that!!!!!!! lol :twisted:

Must have it in my colection somewhere then wink
Quote by fitlad63
if you are the right person i will have sex aswell

A bit of the "I woudn't touch it with yours" syndrome. :grin:
Quote by VenusnMars

Kinky maybe, but small kids watching - a def no no evil . Something wrong with the test mad

Yes, it`s an online test! rotflmao
Don`t take it personally! kiss
Venusxxx
Of course I don't take it personally, but to include a reference to small kids is not right
Exhibitionist movie!
You'd get off on letting ANYONE and EVERYONE watch you have sex...even small children, you sick sonofabitch! Kinky is your middle name.
Kinky maybe, but small kids watching - a def no no evil . Something wrong with the test mad
Quote by Banderas
Or............tie yourself to a cieling fan and get him to lay on his back with all his proudness correctly inserted.......turn on fan and........yee haa!!.....Helicopter Sex !!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Oooh, friction burns innocent
Quote by VenusnMars

If Mars can stand, a love swing wink

Nope, doesn`t look like he`s planning on standng anytime soon...... poke
Venusxxx
Just hang him by his thumbs from the ceiling then :grin:
Something like the old worlde dunking stool with a hole in the appropriate place cool
OR
If Mars can stand, a love swing wink
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
BaldEagle, really hope your car is ok, so very sorry it didnt enjoy the bump as much as we did last night lol
Hope no-one injured?

It's Ok, only a scratch on the bumper :lol: Just saying I didn't enjoy my bump as much as you. wink
Quote by ant140
Right that settles it then. The Brits do not have a sense of humour. smile

we must have a sense of humour....cos millions go out and buy the shit this thread is on about :) wink
Not me.. give me real news, then I'll buy a tabloid.
N O W, Sun, Star, whatever, just don't hack it ('scuse pun) for me.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I 'bumped' into him last night

I bumped the car last night, didn't enjoy it. :cry:
lol
Quote by Libra-Love
Don't want to be an alarmist here, but it looks to me like someone sold their dogging piccie to the press, which would explain why the couple don't look surprised. At the end of the article it says, - Got a story? Call us Free..........

Got a story maybe, then fake up some pics to suit :shock:
They will do anything to fill a page sometimes.... remember the Sunday Sport and London Bus's found on the Moon smile
Well they should give a little more detail, unless they get a kick out of sifting through PM's.
I havn't bought a newspaper for years because of the sensationalist crap they seem to fill them with.
Stuff like this just confirms my decision.
Mind you, all of the media is the same.
I wonder if the male & female reporters involved are screwing each other ?? Now that I would buy a paper to reveal. Cum uppance ('scuse the pun)
A thought, maybe they're the ones in the picture lol
Quote by freckledbird
OMG I'm old enough to be your mum confused
Bev
xx

You gonna spank him then Bev smackbottom
Quote by Notts4Fun
Anyone care to start the bidding?

Damn, I've Forgotton my Ebay logon :cry: How's about one slightly used Caramel Cream wink
Quote by cool4catz
dont spose you have the address for "that tarts house" do you smile

For God's sake Kristof, it's right there on the map! If you can't find it from that, there's not much anyone can do to help you, is there?
According to Autoroute, it's in Sheffield, Postcode S6 2, not far from Pulse & Cocktails.
( had nothing better to do) lol
Quote by penfolds06
so ill just persevere
xxx

:thumbup:
Just had this reply from someone
just looked at your ad, but it's a no thanx. Don't fuck balding men, no
offence

You've gotta smile lol
Quote by HornyRepairman
Make sure you have Service Pack 2 and all the updates, there are a few problems but it’s a massive step forward in making your machine secure and the updates fix any problems as they find them.
.

Sorry, the USB threading problem comes about because of Service pack 2. (see earlier in posts).
MSN and may not log in from your works because they may have their own network firewall that blocks the ports required, this is typical.
Quote by penfolds06
when i reply to an advert i never give a contact number out sating i will if they respond or are interested etc is this a wise call or should i be giving a contact number out in my 1st reply??
xxxxxx

I also never give a phone number out on a first (sometimes second) reply. An Email address is easier to filter than a phone number should someone decide to hassle you or sell your details.
Some will give out phone numbers willy-nilly and I am always dubious of ads that ask for phone numbers.
Hit rate, about right. Resultant meets, also about right wink
Are you suggesting that "genuine" swingers present a list of everyone they've had sex with?

And here is my list....
Er let me think,
I'm still thinking,
Hummmm
I'll get there in a minute....
lol
Quote by HungryP
Apologies if someone has already done this, but using figures in the Men seeking Women & Women seeking Men categories, I calculated it as about 79.7 : 1 :shock:

Better odds than the lottery wink
Reminds me of that TV ad where she spills lager and he goes around licking it up and cleaning on the way. Then it ran out just as he got to the bedroom.
Couldn't understand why she was so upset the lager had run out wink
Quote by duncanlondon
If you believe that seeing a prostitute funds other violent crime, then it follows that buying the work of an artist contributes to funding a competitive environment, and the subsequent abuse of artists.

Use that arguement with drugs and it will stand up more.
Yes a long username, somone using their email address as the nick, it was sexyyoungcplexxxxxx . This is now on page two, so page one goes back to normal.
Quote by KcKat

Just need to tame the WAN on the router.

I've got a whip and some handcuffs.....will that do it? dunno
:twisted: :twisted:
Got a slightly less BDSM route than that. A bit of sweet talking and a bit of finger work wink
Quote by JQL
Pipex's

Great, that's one less thing to find out.
Just need to tame the WAN on the router.
Quote by krazykayaker
The following questions and answers were collated from last year's British GCSE exams. (16 year olds)!

Worrying that these are the future of mankind. :cry:
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very can only happen when a male gets an election

Explains why Tony Blair gets grumpy, he can only have sex every 5 years. lol
Looking at the news last night, the fool doesn't even realise the trouble he is in.
I remember the pictures last year (or maybe the year before) where he was holding a baby over the edge of a hotel balcony - mental or what.
I see no one on here has rushed to his defense .
Quote by JQL
Primary DNS server:
Secondary DNS server:

Are these servers the Pipex DNS servers ?? or another (Open) ISP ?? If not Pipex, they may not work.
Options (terminology) with Netgear routers are slightly different, eg, Encapsualtion option is PPPoA and Multiplexing is VC based (VC-Mux)
Netgear gateway router also requires the IP address assigned to you by your ISP. These gateway routers are NOT very good at picking up the IP automatically from the ISP. Hence it is better to get your IP address from Pipex for ease of configuration.
Your internal network addreses will be automatic.
EDIT: Firmware version for DG834 overcomes automatic detection problem of IP address from ISP
Sorry to bore yiou with techy bits innocent