It just has got to be Sheila E that does it for me.
When I saw her on stage with Prince it was so reminiscent of the Homer drool.
Not only is she just so talented she looks so bloody good as well.
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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
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Hiya Yorkieshell and welcome :welcome:
I do hope your not the same Yorkieshell who sat behind me at Blackpool. I got got the shock of my life when someone shouted "Yorkie - show us your tits" and a voice started to sing a great rendition of a famous DJ Otzi song featuring a "hey baby hu ha" chorus????
Nooooo surely, must just be a coincidence
I do hope your not the same Yorkieshell who sat behind me at Blackpool. I got got the shock of my life when someone shouted "Yorkie - show us your tits" and a voice started to sing a great rendition of a famous DJ Otzi song featuring a "hey baby hu ha" chorus????
Nooooo surely, must just be a coincidence
God I hope not, certainly not after hearing some of them sing.
What if we used voice enhancers for certain individuals?
Although hows about a Darth Vader voice enhancer - can you imagine singing "my way" with that on your head.
Yes Yes Yes, I know it's kinky, but hey, it works for me. Especially when I am alone at night.
What if we used voice enhancers for certain individuals?
Although hows about a Darth Vader voice enhancer - can you imagine singing "my way" with that on your head.
Yes Yes Yes, I know it's kinky, but hey, it works for me. Especially when I am alone at night.
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Busy because it's hot and we are all sat naked, in front of our computers and moaning about the heat!!!!!!!
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Ummm, well sitting in my air conditioned shed, feet up sipping a fine Martell, not feeling horny at all. Maybe I should turn the air conditioner off.
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I have just read that Pink Floyd will appear at the Hyde Park concert.
I just hope that I get the tickets.
Sorry for appearing OTT, but Pink Floyd ....................
oh wow oh wow oh wow
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I have just read that Pink Floyd will appear at the Hyde Park concert.
I just hope that I get the tickets.
Sorry for appearing OTT, but Pink Floyd ....................
oh wow oh wow oh wow
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How about composing your own as you go along. 
With all the shagging sounds that go on, layed over a back-beat of the headboard slamming against a wall - mix it with some moaning as we get into rhythm.
Add in small
to run in parallel with the headboard beat
Put the screams of climax on a loop across the whole recording and hey presto, a sure fire hit.
Hey maybe for the second verse, lube up to get that squelching sound?
Oi – If anyone actually does this, I want a commission :small-print:
Ooohh on a roll now :bounce: :bounce:
Third verse - go outside so you have the noise of cars and lorries passing in the background...................
Getting carried away now
Just so as you get the harmonious sounds, how about making this with Atomic Kitten, with the alternative re-mix being with the Weather Girls?
With all the shagging sounds that go on, layed over a back-beat of the headboard slamming against a wall - mix it with some moaning as we get into rhythm.
Add in small
to run in parallel with the headboard beatPut the screams of climax on a loop across the whole recording and hey presto, a sure fire hit.
Hey maybe for the second verse, lube up to get that squelching sound?
Oi – If anyone actually does this, I want a commission :small-print:
Ooohh on a roll now :bounce: :bounce:
Third verse - go outside so you have the noise of cars and lorries passing in the background...................
Getting carried away now
Just so as you get the harmonious sounds, how about making this with Atomic Kitten, with the alternative re-mix being with the Weather Girls?
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Fingers crossed the guy is on here – If you are, I have 2 questions
Was the slap just a brief S&M thing prior to the 3some?
Why did you not let me catch up when you left the car park……………………………………
OK...I can't deny it.... erm.. it (wasn't) was me....
the answers to your questions:
1: Nope - it was because I hadn't fed the cat...
2: because you stopped to buy a doughnut....
hope that clears things up....
Ahhhhh Postie
Ok, sorry about stopping for the doughnut, but I did need to get my energy levels up
It takes a lot of of you sitting in a car park being a voyeur
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Oi you lot - stop looking so long at the pic and answer the bloody question!!!
As if I would just go willy nilly posting pics of half naked ladies without a thouroughly good reason!
Oh, found another one!
Same question still applies though
Oi you lot - stop looking so long at the pic and answer the bloody question!!!
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Apparently this is the new style of swimsuits that is sweeping Japan.
Does make me wonder if it would be legal on the UK beaches, or would this stlye be seen as to lewd?
On certain beaches, absolutely, but somewhere like Blackpool, I somehow doubt it.
As if I would just go willy nilly posting pics of half naked ladies without a thouroughly good reason!
Oh, found another one!
Same question still applies though
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Can you also pull bunnies out of hats?
Ooohh Oooohh
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While your there, can you do me one of these?
I bet your a wow at parties
Apparently this is the new style of swimsuits that is sweeping Japan.
Does make me wonder if it would be legal on the UK beaches, or would this stlye be seen as to lewd?
On certain beaches, absolutely, but somewhere like Blackpool, I somehow doubt it.
Also, for all the ladies out there, surely this would be uncomfortable?
Does make me wonder if it would be legal on the UK beaches, or would this stlye be seen as to lewd?
On certain beaches, absolutely, but somewhere like Blackpool, I somehow doubt it.
Also, for all the ladies out there, surely this would be uncomfortable?
Wow, what a great topic.
Just a few immediately spring to mind
Peg Leg Peggy – John Entwistle - For DaveJ
Stiff Upper Lip – AC/DC – For DreamerHelen
Don’t Fight It (Feel It) – Sammy Hagar – For a special special lady
White Wedding – Billy Idol – For LindaXXX
I’m Going Down – Bruce Springsteen – For RedHot
Centerfold – J. Geils Band – For Dawn_Mids
Born To Be Wild – Steppenwolf – For VoddyUK
Chicken Man – Indigo Girls – For KitKat
Expecting to Fly – Neil Young – Another for the same special lady
Gang Bang – The Sensational Alex Harvey Band – For loads of people on SH
Just a few immediately spring to mind
Peg Leg Peggy – John Entwistle - For DaveJ
Stiff Upper Lip – AC/DC – For DreamerHelen
Don’t Fight It (Feel It) – Sammy Hagar – For a special special lady
White Wedding – Billy Idol – For LindaXXX
I’m Going Down – Bruce Springsteen – For RedHot
Centerfold – J. Geils Band – For Dawn_Mids
Born To Be Wild – Steppenwolf – For VoddyUK
Chicken Man – Indigo Girls – For KitKat
Expecting to Fly – Neil Young – Another for the same special lady
Gang Bang – The Sensational Alex Harvey Band – For loads of people on SH
Guys & Gals,
I just had to share the is with you all
Whilst supping an afternoon coffee at a motorway services this week I witnessed an amazing string of events. :crazy:
A jag arrived at the car park and parked up. Out jumped a guy and in the adjacent car, out jumped a woman. After a passionate embrace and snog they got into his car. 5 minutes later she got out, got in her own car and drove off. Not terribly interesting as we have all seen this once in a while.
Now it get’s interesting.
A couple of minutes later another car parked up next to the Jag. The guy again jumped out to greet another woman getting out of her car. Obviously I was expecting he was up for another snog. Nope – a few animated hand signals then she slapped him across the face, got into her car and drove off. :boxing:
Aha I thought, the shunned woman? The wife?
What happened next was beyond belief. Literally a few minutes later, yet another car turned up. This time two women jumped out. The guy walks up to the first one, huge snog and a cuddle, then turns round and does exactly the same to the other.
All three get into the Jag and they drive off!!!!!!!!
Well you can imagine me now – mouth agape, totally gobsmacked. :doh:
Now obviously I was intrigued and still am.
Fingers crossed the guy is on here – If you are, I have 2 questions
Was the slap just a brief S&M thing prior to the 3some?
Why did you not let me catch up when you left the car park……………………………………
I just had to share the is with you all
Whilst supping an afternoon coffee at a motorway services this week I witnessed an amazing string of events. :crazy:
A jag arrived at the car park and parked up. Out jumped a guy and in the adjacent car, out jumped a woman. After a passionate embrace and snog they got into his car. 5 minutes later she got out, got in her own car and drove off. Not terribly interesting as we have all seen this once in a while.
Now it get’s interesting.
A couple of minutes later another car parked up next to the Jag. The guy again jumped out to greet another woman getting out of her car. Obviously I was expecting he was up for another snog. Nope – a few animated hand signals then she slapped him across the face, got into her car and drove off. :boxing:
Aha I thought, the shunned woman? The wife?
What happened next was beyond belief. Literally a few minutes later, yet another car turned up. This time two women jumped out. The guy walks up to the first one, huge snog and a cuddle, then turns round and does exactly the same to the other.
All three get into the Jag and they drive off!!!!!!!!
Well you can imagine me now – mouth agape, totally gobsmacked. :doh:
Now obviously I was intrigued and still am.
Fingers crossed the guy is on here – If you are, I have 2 questions
Was the slap just a brief S&M thing prior to the 3some?
Why did you not let me catch up when you left the car park……………………………………
I tend to associate my moods with songs, but there are a couple of lyrics that spring to mind:
Thunder - A Better Man
And now I believe in love (I believe in love)
I believe in love (I believe in love)
You're the reason why I can
Cos when I look, at myself, in the mirror
I see a better man
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?
Just about every line from Wonderful Tonight (Eric Clapton)
God knows why - nobody ever drives me home when I'm drunk!
Thunder - A Better Man
And now I believe in love (I believe in love)
I believe in love (I believe in love)
You're the reason why I can
Cos when I look, at myself, in the mirror
I see a better man
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?
Just about every line from Wonderful Tonight (Eric Clapton)
God knows why - nobody ever drives me home when I'm drunk!
Well, if you are quoting you can copy just the text you need.
Personally, when posting I tend to write everything out in Word first, then paste it in. This tends to highlight my spelling mistakes.
And if you haven't got Word, then just use Open Office, either for Linux or MS.
Then I tend it read it back again and again, post it, re-read it then, think why the fuck did I say that .................................
Personally, when posting I tend to write everything out in Word first, then paste it in. This tends to highlight my spelling mistakes.
And if you haven't got Word, then just use Open Office, either for Linux or MS.
Then I tend it read it back again and again, post it, re-read it then, think why the fuck did I say that .................................
OMG, Just love sex in the morning.
Yes ok - I agree with the full bladder thing etc etc, but still, having sex first thing is definitely a must - even though it rarely happens to me (well not with someone).
Plus on the odd occasion it can be just so romantic.
Wake up in the morning, sun streaming through the windows, you open your eyes and look at the woman your with to discover, yes she is as beautiful as she was last night.
That's when you take her in your arms, hold her close, feel her rhythmic breathing on your body as she sleeps and just let nature take it's course.
Yes ok - I agree with the full bladder thing etc etc, but still, having sex first thing is definitely a must - even though it rarely happens to me (well not with someone).
Plus on the odd occasion it can be just so romantic.
Wake up in the morning, sun streaming through the windows, you open your eyes and look at the woman your with to discover, yes she is as beautiful as she was last night.
That's when you take her in your arms, hold her close, feel her rhythmic breathing on your body as she sleeps and just let nature take it's course.
Years ago I was staying at a hotel in the far north of Scotland in the middle of winter.
Drove into the car park and there were loads of spaces not far from reception.
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I thought
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Not far to lug all my gear.
Had a great evening laughing and joking with the locals. What a great bunch of people there were - woke up with a hangover, checked out, went outside and no car. It was absolutely nowhere to be seen at all
Aha - now your all thinking someone nicked it
Nope
It was buried under snow - tons and tons of snow completely engulfed it. Not even the aerial to be seen.
Went into reception to ask for help - and the reply was
What a stupid place to park your car - the snow always drifts across into that corner.
Errrrrr thanks a lot!
So all the while the night before I was drinking with the locals, they were probably thinking to themselves - oooohhhhh just wait till he wakes up and looks for his car!
They did help me dig it out though
Drove into the car park and there were loads of spaces not far from reception.
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I thought
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Not far to lug all my gear.
Had a great evening laughing and joking with the locals. What a great bunch of people there were - woke up with a hangover, checked out, went outside and no car. It was absolutely nowhere to be seen at all
Aha - now your all thinking someone nicked it
Nope
It was buried under snow - tons and tons of snow completely engulfed it. Not even the aerial to be seen.
Went into reception to ask for help - and the reply was
What a stupid place to park your car - the snow always drifts across into that corner.
Errrrrr thanks a lot!
So all the while the night before I was drinking with the locals, they were probably thinking to themselves - oooohhhhh just wait till he wakes up and looks for his car!
They did help me dig it out though
Definately had a few number sixes. It's when you go back to the pub the following day not having a clue if you will be let in, and if you are, what will you learn about your previous nights escapades.
My last one, I was in a hotel. I crawled to the bathroom in my room at 4am. The door shut behind me and I discovered I was in pitch darkness with the lightswitch on the outside.
Fumbled about a bit, found the loo, had a leak only to discover that the loo seat cover was not raised. After recoiling in horrer and feeling now very wet I slipped on the floor banging my face on the loo seat as I went down, which was of course covered in pee. For those into water sports, god knows how you do it. Now smelling like a soiled rag the retching to get the seat cover up in time, hugged the loo, prayed to mecca for relief only to have the seat come down and bang me on the back of the head. I reckon I need another god.
Still in the dark, with no idea where the exit was I slept in the bath.
I was finally let out in the morning when room service arrived to clean the room. After a brief exchange of words, mostly about filthy disgusting pigs, the room service lady left.
I must remember next time turn the light on in the bathroom before entering.
My last one, I was in a hotel. I crawled to the bathroom in my room at 4am. The door shut behind me and I discovered I was in pitch darkness with the lightswitch on the outside.
Fumbled about a bit, found the loo, had a leak only to discover that the loo seat cover was not raised. After recoiling in horrer and feeling now very wet I slipped on the floor banging my face on the loo seat as I went down, which was of course covered in pee. For those into water sports, god knows how you do it. Now smelling like a soiled rag the retching to get the seat cover up in time, hugged the loo, prayed to mecca for relief only to have the seat come down and bang me on the back of the head. I reckon I need another god.
Still in the dark, with no idea where the exit was I slept in the bath.
I was finally let out in the morning when room service arrived to clean the room. After a brief exchange of words, mostly about filthy disgusting pigs, the room service lady left.
I must remember next time turn the light on in the bathroom before entering.
