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Bambi
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 67
Straight Male, 66
UK

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A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: “Jesus is watching 
Startled he looks around the room but there doesn’t seem to be anyone there, so he carries on stashing the valuables into his bag.
Then he hears the voice again: “Jesus is watching 
He looks around the room again, only this time more thoroughly, and he spies a parrot in a cage.
He walks over to the cage and says: “My, my, a talking parrot. Are you Jesus then?”
“No” replies the bird, “I’m 
The thief is most amused: “What sort of people would call their parrot Moses?” he asks, barely suppressing a laugh.
“The same people that call a Rottweiler Jesus!” replies the parrot.
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