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Barneyandbetty
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
Bisexual Female, 55

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No more sleeps!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woooooooooooooooooooooooo lol :happy: :cheers:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by redwine_lover
put us down please

only animals get put down lol
RWL
xx
As well as old gits so come here and let me put you out of your misery!! flipa lol
Quote by Sara_2006
no different to all the rest of them then pmsl lol

:laughabove: :laughabove: Love it!!!!
Quote by Lilmiss
Betty... i can't wait till sat...
1 vodka... 2 vodka's... 3 vodka's.. bettys on the floor lol
:cheers: :beer: drinkies

yawwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :lol:
:laughabove:
its like kids in the school yard..... my conkers are better than yours !!! haha
Deffo put these two in the corner on their own !!!
RWL
My dads bigger than your dad
innocent

Yeah BUT, my Dad is considerably younger than your Dad :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Considerably eh????
Bet you can't say that after 25 vodka's!!!!
:lol:

Ermmmmmmmmm.....correct!!! :lol:
Quote by Lilmiss
Betty... i can't wait till sat...
1 vodka... 2 vodka's... 3 vodka's.. bettys on the floor lol
:cheers: :beer: drinkies

yawwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :lol:
:laughabove:
its like kids in the school yard..... my conkers are better than yours !!! haha
Deffo put these two in the corner on their own !!!
RWL
My dads bigger than your dad
innocent

Yeah BUT, my Dad is considerably younger than your Dad :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Lilmiss
Betty... i can't wait till sat...
1 vodka... 2 vodka's... 3 vodka's.. bettys on the floor lol
:cheers: :beer: drinkies

yawwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :lol:
Confirming we will be there, hotel all booked.
drinkies :drinkies: <<<<<<< Lilian on the floor, Betty the victor!!! lol
Quote by razor_wire
what about angels n devils dunno :dunno: just an idea wink xj

ooooooo that one sounds good......I of course will be an angel rolleyes :twisted: lol
haha who u trying to convince ? :lol: :lol:
Why, myself of course silly moo :angel:
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by razor_wire
what about angels n devils dunno :dunno: just an idea wink xj

ooooooo that one sounds good......I of course will be an angel rolleyes :twisted: lol
Quote by helnheaven
uppps thought it said tetchiness redface bolt

So did I surprisedops: I really must learn to read lol
Quote by razor_wire
i know a great apartment style hotel!! cool 8-) xj

If its the smart one called Atrium apartments, I have checked their website and the night we want is fully booked already.
Quote by Jefnchelle
oooooooooooooooo rude!!!! promise???

Yep!! Just gotta find a girlie who doesn't fall asleep on me....oooooooo the shame lol
Quote by blonde
Thanks for a Brill night kiss
Well I am guessing that it was a brill night ....... based on the fact that I didnt wake up till 2pm this afternoon :giggle:
drinkies My head hurts! :cry:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2pm????? went to sleep here at 5am and the noisy feckers next door started talking LOUDLY at !!! gits lol And someone was snoring in our room and it wasn't me or Puss...thats leaves one...doesn't it Chelle???? :lol:
OMG my fecking head!!!!!! lol :lol:
Thanks Shaz and girlies for an ace night out....It was a great laugh....but I swear to God Shaz...enough with the fecking walking all around Manchester!!! My feet are covered in blisters!! poke smackbottom
Right girlies...seems like we may have a spare bed in the hotel if anyone needs one..If you want it, send me a PM a.s.a.p please.
Betty xxx
Quote by blonde
gimp spanking chickens? :rascal:
Surely not! :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Of course not Sam...it will be a quiet reserved night out with tea and scones rolleyes
Quote by pussygalore33
ok now im scared !!!!!gimp spanking ?? smackbottom do i need to make a quick exit now bolt :bolt: ????????? :twisted:

Chicken!!! :twisted: whip :whip:
Quote by keeno
As a mama of a 20 year old fella (how old do i feel?), I recommend firstly to set the ground rules about housework. Boring I know but my son only comes home occasionally due to him being in the Navy but dear God, its amazing what mess he can make over a weekend lol
As one other poster said, they have this lovely habit of leaving cups etc in the bedroom until they are nice and furry and you get extremely rich by discovering a new strain of penicillin! I also had an occasion when I walked into his room and a used condom was on the floor (sensible boy) and I just told him to move it before the cat ran off with it!
I suppose it all depends how much your sister did for him when he lived at home. If she pampered to him...boy, you are gonna have fun :lol:
Good luck!!

As a single man living alone, what's wrong with mouldy cups in the bedroom?
Ewwwwww smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
As a mama of a 20 year old fella (how old do i feel?), I recommend firstly to set the ground rules about housework. Boring I know but my son only comes home occasionally due to him being in the Navy but dear God, its amazing what mess he can make over a weekend lol
As one other poster said, they have this lovely habit of leaving cups etc in the bedroom until they are nice and furry and you get extremely rich by discovering a new strain of penicillin! I also had an occasion when I walked into his room and a used condom was on the floor (sensible boy) and I just told him to move it before the cat ran off with it!
I suppose it all depends how much your sister did for him when he lived at home. If she pampered to him...boy, you are gonna have fun :lol:
Good luck!!
Quote by sugarspice-nw
Better make sure i bring me mask along too pmsl

Oh don't you worry your pretty little head about bringing a mask, Ive got that covered....gimp spanking anyone???? smackbottom
:evil2: :giggle:
Quote by pussygalore33
but im telling u now betty i dont do sick duties lol :rose:

Me throw up??? You have gotta be joking...I'm too tight to throw up lol After all my efforts of minesweeping peoples drinks, the last thing I will do is hurl it up on the pavement and make a voddie pizza :grin:
ffs this is like waiting for Christmas morning...wish I could slip into a temporary coma til next Thursday :sleeping: :yawn: :sleeping: :yawn: