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Bi__baz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75

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Bad luck dundeefella. Some you win, some you lose.
Think i'll have to leave responding to "looking for bi-male" ads from now on

Tee-hee, all the more for us (being purely selfish of course biggrin )
By the way, can you say what the yuk was? Anything specific tr just the whole experience?
At least you gave it a try. Full marks wink
Bi-Baz, just ask to be locked out till 4pm while us girls sort Mal out

Not friggin' likely - I wanna watch this! biggrin
you saying us women have big bums?

Ahem... "foreplay" m'dear, "foreplay"..... redface surprisedops: :oops:
hey, when mal tells you not to come onto the site, if you do what he says he gives you chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, it's the old "'Ullo little girl" ploy, eh? And you fell for his sweeties???? lol :lol: :lol:
you men never use lube on us

Blimmin' well DO (if necessary - not usually found it necessary tho wink )
Funny way of showin' it - NO LUBE??? That's GOTTA hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin
Oooooh, you're for it now Mal - I think she's SERIOUS :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Right, thanks NN - all round your house then?
Be there as quick as I can; get the kettle on wink
So, NN, it's a foursome now, is it???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
nobody likes an indecisive person....i think

Maybe they do..... maybe they don't...... possibly........ lol :lol: :lol:
ooo ok its a deal but only if i can watch you with the repair guy first

You're on! Now, where do we find a repair man....... cool
we could alway have a shag while we wait for the repair guy?

Why waste time smashing up the pc when we could be shaggin'???? 'Spose the repair guy might be up for it though.......? Hmmmmmmm.... Come round and smash up my pc, will ya NN? lol :lol: :lol:
Oooh oooh ooh, you lot are makin' me all indecisive today!
Well, behave or you'll be on 'cold turkey'!!

Yeah, Christmas is coming! There'll be plenty of that later lol :lol: :lol:
You're welcome to pop round, naughtynymphos1 - but don't you dare touch my only contact with the outside world. I'll provide other things for you to attack......... :shock:
Bugger off!
I've had a change of heart lol :lol: :lol:
"I'm Baz and I'm an addict"
Thanks Steph. But s'posin' he's not around when I WANT to come back? I'd best stay here then, eh, rather than take the chance! wink
Could someone please help me get off this site? I've got work to do!
(Er, now I've got another excuse to stay here, waiting for replies to this. Whoopee!) lol
So, let me get this right...
There are TWO types of threesomes - the long-term relationships of The Member's List, and the 'quickie' of "Visible Registered Users browsing this forum", eh? biggrin
Just trying to keep alive the thought of me an' Berksbex an' Blueocean. You don't blame me for that, surely, Angel??? wink
Awww! Wot's goin' on? I got all excited! confused
But I'm still excited - dragonlly looks lovely. Ahem... wink
(I thought it woz the names at the bottom of Forum???)
But thanks for breaking it to me gently - you're a little angel.... biggrin
Berksbex, ME :shock: , Blueocean
How lucky can one guy GET! lol
Too late now for Dundeefella (don't you just wish him luck, eh?) but here're some tips (if you need any!):-
Suck as if you're trying to unroll a condom off his cock, while holding the base
Keep teeth away
Grip with lips
Vary the suction
Use your tongue vigorously, and the roof of your mouth, while sucking
Every now and then concentrate on his 'helmet', the underneath part (frenum) and the top part
Now go and tell me how you get on biggrin
Sad that anyone should die in that way - murdered.
John Lennon? Wrote some good songs, full stop.
Sorry, but he wasn't that important in my life.
Pleased you're loving France, and your move went OK.
I'd love to live in France (I'm a real Francophile - beautiful country).
An idea... why not invite an electrician to a party??? biggrin
Well done, mailivano.
I'll let you into a secret... exactly the same thing has happened to me. I, too, have met an utterly gorgeous woman through SH, and my life has been transformed. passionkiss
I've also had other, delightful relationships, and made friends that I still meet socially.
So a public and sincere "Thank you" to SH :thrilled:
I may have been lucky, but the only timewasters I've experienced have been the ones who haven't bothered to reply (and I know there's sometimes a good reason for that) - just a waste of time contacting them in the first place! Not had any no-shows.
A friend has had several contacts that have arranged to meet her, then have failed to turn up - I just cannot understand that, particularly if they knew her and what they were missing!
I don't now forward any photos, full stop. I've found if someone is genuine, they'll normally agree to a restaurant or pub meet first. If either of us aren't entirely happy, that's the end of it. At least we met and chatted. If the adverts says "replies without photos will be deleted", well, consider me deleted!
Just my experiences so far.