Postman or plumber? You decide!
Postman comes every day, but you hardly get a plumber to come at all
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Netsuke
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Bignetsuke__bird
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A professor was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
Well that's a good start. Out ot those of you who believe, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" 40 students put their hands up. "That's good, I'm really glad you take this seriously".
Has any one talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands. "Has any one here ever touched a ghost?" the professor asks. 3 students raise their hands.
The professor can't believe it so he asks "Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
At the back Joe puts his hand up. The professor takes off his glasses and says "Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
Joe goes up to the front of the lecture hall. The professoe says "So, Joe, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Joe replied "Woops! From the back where I was sitting I was thinking you said "GOATS".
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Netsuke
P.S. I love....professors, students, ghosts, Joes, lectures, experiences et al.
Well that's a good start. Out ot those of you who believe, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" 40 students put their hands up. "That's good, I'm really glad you take this seriously".
Has any one talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands. "Has any one here ever touched a ghost?" the professor asks. 3 students raise their hands.
The professor can't believe it so he asks "Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
At the back Joe puts his hand up. The professor takes off his glasses and says "Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
Joe goes up to the front of the lecture hall. The professoe says "So, Joe, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Joe replied "Woops! From the back where I was sitting I was thinking you said "GOATS".
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Netsuke
P.S. I love....professors, students, ghosts, Joes, lectures, experiences et al.
I may be silly, but I'm not daft.
I know just what this site is for, but I desparately needed to order these bl***dy tiles tonight. Jensen is at work (no personal calls allowed). The only other thing I could think of was to ask you guys. I do think of you all as friends (as someone wrote yesterday - strangers are only friends you haven't met yet) and with so many people on here I thought hopefully just one could help me.
But having caused more problems once again........
Hand on heart I PROMISE to behave from now on.
luv you all
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Netsuke
I know just what this site is for, but I desparately needed to order these bl***dy tiles tonight. Jensen is at work (no personal calls allowed). The only other thing I could think of was to ask you guys. I do think of you all as friends (as someone wrote yesterday - strangers are only friends you haven't met yet) and with so many people on here I thought hopefully just one could help me.
But having caused more problems once again........
Hand on heart I PROMISE to behave from now on.
luv you all
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Netsuke
I'm obviously doing something very wrong on this site. Unintentionally I keep "posting" and they are being locked.
Have I accidentally offened someone? If I have I'm very sorry.
I am now begging on bended knees for someone to explain the error of my ways....
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Netsuke
P.S Please help.
Have I accidentally offened someone? If I have I'm very sorry.
I am now begging on bended knees for someone to explain the error of my ways....
:love:
Netsuke
P.S Please help.
My ideal way to spend my Birthday would be at home with my husband and a some friends have a "swinging" time.
I can't wait to make love to another female, it's the thought that of this that turns us both on.
We haven't had our first session yet and as my Birthday isn't until July, i hope we don't have to wait that long!
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Netsuke
I can't wait to make love to another female, it's the thought that of this that turns us both on.
We haven't had our first session yet and as my Birthday isn't until July, i hope we don't have to wait that long!
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Netsuke
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Thank you so much John (JQL).
As I have said many times on SH, I have only just started using a PC at home and I wasn't receiving any emails with attachments. I spoke to the IT guy @ work, he gave me several things to try. When none of these seemed to work, he said to unplug it all and take the box into work and he'd fix it. Well I nearly died. Talk about beetroot
. I said that wouldn't be possible as I didn't know how to do that.
I suggested that he call round, where he could fix the problem in private. I didn't want the whole office in on the sites I look at.
But all thanks to John, I have sorted the problem out. I have cleaned up my history. And also sorted out the attachment problem to boot. Am I getting good or what
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These John are just for you
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Netsuke
As I have said many times on SH, I have only just started using a PC at home and I wasn't receiving any emails with attachments. I spoke to the IT guy @ work, he gave me several things to try. When none of these seemed to work, he said to unplug it all and take the box into work and he'd fix it. Well I nearly died. Talk about beetroot
. I said that wouldn't be possible as I didn't know how to do that.I suggested that he call round, where he could fix the problem in private. I didn't want the whole office in on the sites I look at.
But all thanks to John, I have sorted the problem out. I have cleaned up my history. And also sorted out the attachment problem to boot. Am I getting good or what
: These John are just for you
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Netsuke
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